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Charlie Sheen’s New Fiance of the Day

So Brett Rossi is an ex pornstar who is working for Charlie Sheen…the coke and hooker loving actor with a lot of money, who has a lot of fun, and who miraculously isn’t dead yet. It is safe to say this is a union of love, because why else would some pornstar get married to a very fucking rich…and he’s just in for the jokes. It’s his fourth marriage it stereotypically “hot” girls with tons of fucking issues…so why the fuck not make a mockery of marriage and remind everyone that he’s allowed to get married for publicity stunting gold diggers…but two fags aren’t…LOGIC… If she’s smart, she’s be knocked up…if he’s smart, he’d have had a vastectomy….and either way, this is what her vagina looks like when it is turned into a toy… We also compiled her top 7 porn clips…which were more the first 7 porn clips I found of her. So if you want to see the kind of body, theatrics, etc, that Charlie Sheen is using as his full time hooker, while she uses him for publicity… HERE

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The Sound of Music Live With Carrie Underwood: As Bad As Advertised?

Last night, NBC aired a three-hour live performance of The Sound of Music, the world’s most famous and beloved musical of all time, starring Carrie Underwood. The country star played Maria von Trapp, a role originated onstage by Mary Martin and belonging forever to Julie Andrews, who starred in the 1965 film. It was a project seemingly destined for failure and ripe with opportunities for public mockery and unflattering comparisons to the original classic. But was NBC’s The Sound of Music really as bad as advertised? Underwood is, by all accounts, a talented singer and a terrific person, and came off as both last night. As an actress, on the other hand, she seemed … Pedestrian? Miscast? For many, it was hard to put your finger on. The Sound of Music has a big cast, but it is Maria’s show, and many reviewers felt that the American Idol winner lacked the gravitas to get it done. With her on camera were theater veterans Audra McDonald, Christian Borle and Laura Bernanti, along with Michael Campayno and Ariane Reinhardt. Her love interest, Captain von Trapp, was played by Stephen Moyer ( True Blood ), who also sang better than you might think. But beyond that? The chemistry wasn’t as palpable as it could have been. Musicals can work on TV, but it can be tough. It’s not true television and not true theater, making the jokes and dialogue feel a little stilted at times. If nothing else, you have to give The Sound of Music credit as great theater, even if it felt a little out of place on prime time TV in the format it was presented. What did you think of NBC’s The Sound of Music?   Loved it!! Liked it enough. Not a huge fan … Hated it! That sucked! View Poll »

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50 Cent Makes Fun Of Diddy Over J. Cole Scuffle

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  It seems as though 50 Cent is back to picking fights with any and everybody. Well, let me change that. 50 Cent is back…

50 Cent Makes Fun Of Diddy Over J. Cole Scuffle

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Anne Hathaway is so fat…good thing she’s jogging or hiking…or whatever she’s doing because this is Hollywood bitch and we got no time for your cellulite despite what all those cellulite ridden bitches are trying to tell you…not that you wouldn’t try to get your hands on these pants post workout to pull off her DNA so that you can clone her in your basement… That’s all I got to say about that, I used all my jokes on an aspiring actress I didn’t have sex with last night…which was almost as fun as wasting my jokes here to you bastards who don’t read anything I write. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Black Twitter Goes in On Tavis Smiley’s Hate of Obama Via #TavisWeeps

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While we are not sure of why it got started today, we do know what it is stemming from. Tavis Smiley continues to frustrate many…

Black Twitter Goes in On Tavis Smiley’s Hate of Obama Via #TavisWeeps

Black Twitter Goes in On Tavis Smiley’s Hate of Obama Via #TavisWeeps

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While we are not sure of why it got started today, we do know what it is stemming from. Tavis Smiley continues to frustrate many…

Black Twitter Goes in On Tavis Smiley’s Hate of Obama Via #TavisWeeps

In a World Trailer: Arrived!

Comedy trailers are hard to pull off. The temptation is to spoil all the jokes, but really, they should just show you how fun the movie looks. In a World looks fun. Good job, trailer editor! Watch the  In a World trailer below: In a World Trailer Lake Bell, who also wrote and directed, stars as Carol, a voice coach whose father as a famous voiceover guy. When Carol attempts to break into the world of movie trailer voiceovers herself, she butts up against decades of preconceptions about what those voiceovers should sound like. It’s an interesting, straightforward premise, with enough comedic talent on board to make it promising. That comedic talent includes: Fred Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Rob Corddry, Nick Offerman, Geena Davis, and Jeff Garlin. In a World hits limited theaters on August 9.

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Dane Cook Criticized for Refusal to Live Stream Boston Benefit Act

Dane Cook has not received the reaction he was hoping for following last night’s Boston Strong benefit event at the TD Garden. The comedian was one of several big names to raise funds for victims of last month’s marathon bombings – joining such acts as Aerosmith and James Taylor – but while everyone else agreed to have their sets broadcast on television and online… Cook refused to live stream his jokes. Tweeted Cook in defense of his actions: “Hey everyone sorry my set was not a part of the live stream or televised! I didn’t want any of the new material to hit the airwaves yet!” But that only angered many Twitter users more, as they perceive Cook as placing his career above this important cause. “@DaneCook Really?” asked one critic. “Then why do a new set at a charity show? Couldn’t you just steal some @louisck jokes like you usually do?” What do you think of Dane Cook refusing to live stream his set?   It’s understandable, he has a career to worry about It’s lame! View Poll »

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Grow Up: 10 Pranks Only Lames Are Trying On April Fool’s

10 Lame April Fool’s Jokes It’s April 1st. Which means your Instagrams, Twitter feeds and Facebook timeline will be flooded with people being absolutely lame with the worst, nobody cares about April Fool’s jokes they still think are clever. Hey, dummy, we’ve been around the block. So we know it’s coming. With that said, here are some April Fool’s jokes you should give up on because you sound like a total idiot with them.

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….

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Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day