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Get The Strap: 50 Cent Laughs Off His Terry Crews Sexual Assault Mocking—But What Does Terry Think?

Posted on June 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bauer-Griffin/GC Imagesev Radin/Pacific Press/LightRocket via Getty Images/Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com SMFH!!! 50 Cent Responds To Criticism Over Terry Crews Jokes 50 Cent is laughing off criticism over his latest bit of cruel jokes. If you follow 50 on IG then you’ve no doubt seen him pettily posting about Terry Crews’ sexual assault allegations that Fif and Russell Simmons (whose STILL getting hit with sexual assault allegations) apparently found funny. But while recently walking the red carpet in NYC, 50 backpedaled and said his posts about Terry were all just a joke. “When you put lol behind any statement it means you’re laughing out loud so it means it’s a joke,” said Fif. Someone’s sounding “guilty as f***” , the Terry Crews posts have mysteriously gone missing from 50’s page. He also added on Twitter that his publicist told him to “play dead” around journalists. This is me recovering from having my sense of humor removed this morning. People are so sensitive, my doctor said l will be fine in six weeks, but my publicist said if you see any journalist play DEAD. get the strap pic.twitter.com/yOTngui8ra — 50cent (@50cent) June 27, 2018 As for Terry, he wrote a lengthy tweet clapping back at critics like Fif who think he did nothing as he was assaulted by Adam Venit. Why didn’t you say something? I did. Why didn’t you push him off? I did. Why didn’t you cuss him out? I did. Why didn’t you tell the police? I did. Why didn’t you press charges? I did. Why did you just let it happen? I didn’t. Why didn’t you beat him up? (Sigh) — terrycrews (@terrycrews) June 29, 2018 He also testified before Congress about his assault this week. What do YOU think about 50 speaking on his Terry Crews comments???

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Get The Strap: 50 Cent Laughs Off His Terry Crews Sexual Assault Mocking—But What Does Terry Think?

Posted on June 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bauer-Griffin/GC Imagesev Radin/Pacific Press/LightRocket via Getty Images/Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com SMFH!!! 50 Cent Responds To Criticism Over Terry Crews Jokes 50 Cent is laughing off criticism over his latest bit of cruel jokes. If you follow 50 on IG then you’ve no doubt seen him pettily posting about Terry Crews’ sexual assault allegations that Fif and Russell Simmons (whose STILL getting hit with sexual assault allegations) apparently found funny. But while recently walking the red carpet in NYC, 50 backpedaled and said his posts about Terry were all just a joke. “When you put lol behind any statement it means you’re laughing out loud so it means it’s a joke,” said Fif. Someone’s sounding “guilty as f***” , the Terry Crews posts have mysteriously gone missing from 50’s page. He also added on Twitter that his publicist told him to “play dead” around journalists. This is me recovering from having my sense of humor removed this morning. People are so sensitive, my doctor said l will be fine in six weeks, but my publicist said if you see any journalist play DEAD. get the strap pic.twitter.com/yOTngui8ra — 50cent (@50cent) June 27, 2018 As for Terry, he wrote a lengthy tweet clapping back at critics like Fif who think he did nothing as he was assaulted by Adam Venit. Why didn’t you say something? I did. Why didn’t you push him off? I did. Why didn’t you cuss him out? I did. Why didn’t you tell the police? I did. Why didn’t you press charges? I did. Why did you just let it happen? I didn’t. Why didn’t you beat him up? (Sigh) — terrycrews (@terrycrews) June 29, 2018 He also testified before Congress about his assault this week. What do YOU think about 50 speaking on his Terry Crews comments???

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Mechanical Bull Rider of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room. It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard… I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life…. But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull…. Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.

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Mandy Rose Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mandy Rose is a WWE Wrestler with tits, but you already know that…. I feel like 90 percent of my 1 reader is a WWE fan…because that’s just the kind of low hanging fruit trash I attract with the tit pics I post…and the jokes that I write…. I have known WWE people, and they do exist, they are everywhere, and they are some of the most simplistic, bad taste motherfuckers around. I have gone to WWE events, thanks to Paul Heyman trying to seduce me into linking his website with front row tickets to a local event and I have seen the WWE fans in action…they are a crazy bunch of hicks…. I know the women in the WWE, used to make the experience less gay look like white trash Hooters girls or strippers, which is pretty on brand… So this Mandy Rose and her tits, with fake blonde hair like it was the 90s…is pretty on brand…for me, for them, for her, for everyone…. You love it…admit it. Heres her titty selfie

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Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on June 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it. I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them… I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.

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Remedial Low-Life Kills Single Mother Working 2 Jobs & In School After She Refused To Let Him Use Her Cell [Video]

Posted on April 24, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

(Houston PD) Tiffany McKnight had a 9-yr-old son and was working 2 jobs to support the boy while attending college to be a pharmacist. Remedial Dondrick Flagg asked to use Tiffany’s cellphone while she was facetiming her sister, so she told him “no, I’m on an important call. You can use my house phone.” Flagg then shot Tiffany and killed her.

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Now Sink: Is It REALLY Okay To Blame Kim Kardashian For Kanye West’s Alt-Right Transformation?

Posted on April 24, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Blaming Kim For Kanye It was funny at first. Kanye is married to someone from a family that loves black men and attaching to their hips at any chance they can get. So naturally the jokes about the Sunken Place are sure to come. And there might have been something there, but not anymore. Kanye has gone full Trump support and alt-right activist and it’s pretty damn disgusting. Save your trash “well, he married Kim” tweets about Kanye supporting Trump and racist, alt-right rhetoric. Kim campaigned for Hillary. No woman is responsible for that nigga's clownery. — Ira Madison III (@ira) April 21, 2018 Yet people are still blaming Kim K. Is that right? Is it fair? Or should we hold men accountable and stop finding women to blame? Check the debate and see for yourselves.

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Kate Middleton: Will She Have a FOURTH Child?

Posted on March 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As of this writing, Kate Middleton is a mother of two kids; one boy and one girl. But she's due to give birth at almost any moment to a third child. Because she's Kate Middleton, however, and because she's a member of The Royal Family, folks across the world aren't satisfied with these basic pieces of information. They want more! They always want more!  They are always speculating and asking questions, especially when it comes to the status of Middleton's womb. Might she one day get pregnant for a FOURTH time? This is what millions of people are wondering already, and it's the topic we delve into below… 1. This is Kate Middleton Yes, we’re stating the obvious. What we mean here, though, is that Kate Middleton may legitimately be the most beloved and talked-about young woman on the planet. Given her reputation and her standing in the monarchy, questions constantly abound about this Duchess. 2. This is Her Family A handsome prince by her side, a son and a daughter? Middleton really does have the perfect life, it seems. 3. This Was Her Announcement In September of 2017, Middleton and William broke the exciting news to the world that they were expecting once again. Click on the headline above to read all about it. 4. So That Will Make Three Kids Will Kate be finished at that point? Or might she try for a fourth? This is a topic constantly being debated among those who care about her life. 5. Will the Future Queen Emulate the Current One? Queen Elizabeth II had four kids and some British folk believe Kate will try to do the same. “I reckon Kate will try to emulate the Queen and have four!” a resident of Bucklebury recently told People. 6. HOWEVER… A resident of this same town has a different take, simply based on Kate’s history: “I can’t imagine Kate will want any more given the ordeal that she goes through every pregnancy. I should think that three children is enough.” View Slideshow

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Ben Affleck on Twitter: I Love My Fugly Tattoos!

Posted on March 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a tough few months in the life of Ben Affleck. Come to think of it, it’s been a tough couple years for Beantown Benny, but for brevity’s sake, we’ll stick to the more recent misfortunes. The latest round of headaches that likely has been dejectedly vaping in a Dodge Charger somewhere has to do with Ben’s back tattoo . Now, this is a saga that’s been going on for years, but only came to a head this past week, when some candid shirtless beach photos confirmed that Affleck lied about the tattoo being “fake for a movie.” We may never know what possessed Ben to have a giant, colorful phoenix etched into his flesh, but it’s not hard to figure out why he decided to lie about it: The tattoo is a big ugly mistake – not unlike the film Gigli – and Ben quite understandably wanted to cover it up. Mistakes, we all make them – but that doesn’t mean we’re exempt from getting flamed on social media when we screw up. And more followers means more haters, a lesson Ben learned the hard way, as trolls came out of the woodwork to rag on his horrendous ink. To make matters worse, now those cronut-munching Niles Crane wannabes at The New Yorker are having a go at poor Ben. In a piece published last week entitled – we sh-t you not – “The Great Sadness of Ben Affleck,” columnist Naomi Fry roasted the Batfleck within an inch of his life. Was the article meant to be funny? We think so, but it’s hard to tell with The New Yorker – a publication which remains stubbornly convinced that sketches of wild animals complaining about oaky chardonnay are the stuff of droll hilarity. Fry critiqued the photos mercilessly, ragging on Ben’s “pooching” gut and the “blue-gray towel … wrapped protectively around his midsection—recalling a shy teen at the local pool.” Yes, like her magazine’s famous cartoons, Fry’s piece won’t make you laugh , necessarily, but if you’re a certain type of smug, you may find yourself tempted to share it on Facebook as evidence of your wit and sophistication. But hey, Ben’s able to laugh at himself, even when the jokes at his expense aren’t exactly Carlin-caliber. Affleck has dealt with a lot of criticism over the years but it seems he couldn’t resist letting the dwebs of the Upper East Side know that they’re rubber and he’s bat-glue. “@NewYorker I’m doing just fine. Thick skin bolstered by garish tattoos,” Affleck tweeted at the magazine today. Ben knows you have to hit these nerds where it hurts – right in the vocabulary. Very perspicacious of you, homey. View Slideshow: 27 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret

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The Baddest: Trina Checked Shay At The LHHMIA Reunion And Twitter Erupted

Posted on March 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

VH1 LHHMIA Reunion Checks Shay Shay has had a looooong season . Her wigs have been the center of attention, but don’t get it twisted: Shay is always ready to get in someone’s face. That is, until Trina comes for that a$$. During the reunion last night, Trina checked Shay and Shay was quiet as a mouse. Damn. What happened to that same energy? Shay ain’t want it w/Trina!!!! #LHHMIA — Kokez (@kokupuff) March 20, 2018 Twitter certainly noticed and had all the jokes. Take a look…

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