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Your Favorite “Yo Momma” Jokes [EXCLUSIVE]

Were you ever in school and kids did, “Yo Momma” jokes? Special K mentioned that it’s what he did all the time and would get in trouble, but it got it to where he is today. He began telling the jokes and it might make you think about being back in school. Follow @TheRSMS One of his jokes was, “Yo momma back so hairy you have to run the vacuum over it twice a week.” He also said, “Yo momma so fat she won lotto and spent all the money on oatmeal pies.” The team couldn’t stop laughing and you might want to use one of these jokes one day. Listen to “ The Rickey Smiley Morning Show ” 6am ET. RELATED:  Special K Takes A Risk With Joke About Safaree’s Junk [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED:  Special K & Rock-T Struggle To Make Listeners Laugh With Their Corniest Jokes [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] RELATED:  The Jokes Don’t End When Porsha Williams Says She Wants To Be Called Peaches [VIDEO] The Latest : Are Donald Trump Jr. & His Wife Getting A Divorce? #HelloWorld: Explore America With These Black Airbnb Experience Hosts Footage Released Of Travis Scott & Torey Lanez Confrontation FREAKY FRIDAY – LIL DICKY FT. CHRIS BROWN Blac Youngsta Talks Super Powers On “What’s New With Stu” It’s Lit: Ain’t No Party Like A Jailhouse Party We Hope You’re Having A Better Week Than Bow Wow On The Rise: Have You Heard Of Renni Rucci? Dancer Kid The Wiz Proves That Once You Go Viral, You Can’t Forget About Mama Tuskegee Airman Floyd Carter Sr. Dies At 95 [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1154528″ overlay=”true”]

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Tyga Says He And Kylie Are Still Good — But Does He Plan To Meet Her Brand New Baby? [Video]

Akademiks and his interesting yellow sweatsuit really tried to apply pressure to Tyga over his former Teenage Dream Kylie Jenner’s brand new baby mama life . However, Tyga took it all in stride and revealed that they’re pretty mature about the whole ex-situation. They are kind of still family , after all… Splash/YouTube

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Miss New(er) Booty? Blac Chyna Put Her Ballonish Backside On Display And Twitter Went Absolutely Insane

Blac Chyna out here killing the game dawg… is she top 5 or top 10 on ur list of the baddest chicks rn?? pic.twitter.com/OLL0a2mKpH — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) February 15, 2018 Blac Chyna’s Insane Donk Blac Chyna celebrated Valentine’s Day by putting her humongous donk on blast for the world to see. All at a lovely beach. We have questions. So many questions. Is her donk even newer? Like, did she add more filling? Did she get more work done? Has it always been like that? Is Mercury in Retrograde? What is going on?! Blac chyna is built like a Treble Clef. — Pooch. (@ItsVee_) February 14, 2018 Twitter had the same questions, speculations and JOKES. Lord, the jokes. Take a look because this is one for the ages. Blac Chyna lookin like an extra from Disney’s A Bug’s Life. pic.twitter.com/gV5sErSPk8 — Ice JJ Les (@LesIzMore) February 15, 2018

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Miss New(er) Booty? Blac Chyna Put Her Ballonish Backside On Display And Twitter Went Absolutely Insane

Miss New(er) Booty? Blac Chyna Put Her Ballonish Backside On Display And Twitter Went Absolutely Insane

Blac Chyna out here killing the game dawg… is she top 5 or top 10 on ur list of the baddest chicks rn?? pic.twitter.com/OLL0a2mKpH — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) February 15, 2018 Blac Chyna’s Insane Donk Blac Chyna celebrated Valentine’s Day by putting her humongous donk on blast for the world to see. All at a lovely beach. We have questions. So many questions. Is her donk even newer? Like, did she add more filling? Did she get more work done? Has it always been like that? Is Mercury in Retrograde? What is going on?! Blac chyna is built like a Treble Clef. — Pooch. (@ItsVee_) February 14, 2018 Twitter had the same questions, speculations and JOKES. Lord, the jokes. Take a look because this is one for the ages. Blac Chyna lookin like an extra from Disney’s A Bug’s Life. pic.twitter.com/gV5sErSPk8 — Ice JJ Les (@LesIzMore) February 15, 2018

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Miss New(er) Booty? Blac Chyna Put Her Ballonish Backside On Display And Twitter Went Absolutely Insane

Hot Mama: Baby Bumping Tia Mowry Shows Off Her Sexy Curves

(Photo by Donato Sardella/Getty Images for The Tot) Tia Mowry Shows Off Pregnancy Curves Mama of almost two, Tia Mowry is feeling extra confident carrying her bump around. The actress just posted up a photo showcasing all of her curves for IG. Tia says she’s embracing and loving every part of her pregnancy. Are you feeling Tia’s confidence? How cute. Previously, Tia revealed to fans she and her hubby were expecting a girl! Are you excited for them?

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What Dat Mouf Do? Joe Kennedy’s Sloppy Soup Coolers Distracted EVERYBODY During #SOTU Democrat Response

Image via Pete Marovich/Getty Joe Kennedy’s Strangely Wet Mouth Sparks Controversy Orange Cheeto Hitler gave his State of the Union address last night and the Democratic response was given by a Congressman Joe Kennedy (yes of THAT Kennedy family). The response to the response is as polarized as anything else in politics, but the substance of Joe’s speech wasn’t what people were paying attention to… Nobody cares what Joe Kennedy is saying, y’all only care about his shiny lips #DemocraticResponse #SOTU — Uncool Kenny (@GeierMonsta) January 31, 2018 There was something really weird in the corner of Kennedy’s mouth and it lead to scores of disgusted and disgusting tweets about what it might be. Kennedy responded to the “controversy” on GMA and CNN via AP : Kennedy joked on ABC’s “Good Morning America” Wednesday that he “decided to go a little bit light on the ChapStick this morning…which is probably a wise choice.” He told CNN that Tuesday’s ChapStick was “a little too much, apparently.” That didn’t stop the jokes. Flip the page to see what folks were saying.

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What Dat Mouf Do? Joe Kennedy’s Sloppy Soup Coolers Distracted EVERYBODY During #SOTU Democrat Response

Everyone’s Confused About Arby’s Having $2.9 Billion To Buy Buffalo Wild Wings

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Source: Brand X Pictures / Getty News broke today that private equity firm Roark Capital Group, who owns Arby’s and Cinnabon, has agreed to purchase Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.9 Billion, at $157 per share. Arby’s is owned by Roark Capital, which also has big stakes in Auntie Anne’s, Carvel and Jimmy John’s–the deal will take Buffalo Wild Wings private. While news of the Arby’s owner buying Buffalo Wild Wings wasn’t really too crazy to many people–who knows what that will actually change for the brand on a consumer level–people are paying special attention to one aspect of the story…how does Arby’s have 2.9 Billion to spend??? Of course, the actually story is that Roark Capital Group, who own Arby’s, are the ones who have $2.9 Billion to dish out–but the jokes must be made nonetheless. Wait, how does Arby's have $2,900,000,000 in cash to buy Buffalo Wild Wings? I have not eaten at Arby's in 30 years. Who does? — C. F. Blue (@ChuckFBlue) November 28, 2017 Literally eating Arby's as I'm reading this, I hate myself for it though. pic.twitter.com/v9VbOa3Hm2 — shitcoin_bob (@shitcoinbob) November 28, 2017 Where Arbys get that money from??? https://t.co/yBB9KjI8mH — Slim (@Humble_Slim) November 28, 2017 Who tf eating arbys to where they got 2.9 billion to spend https://t.co/gQMFTtqm82 — Neiman (@og_neiman) November 28, 2017 How did the owner of Arbys buy BWW? I've literally never seen anybody eat arbys nor have I heard the words “hey let's eat some arbys” — Hafied (@The_Fleabag) November 28, 2017 Fuck Arby’s get $2.9 billion from? https://t.co/bHyHsKdARR — what market?? (@MissAmerykah_) November 28, 2017 Where Arbys Get $2,000,000,000.00 Tho ? — Colt Luger (@MrInconSiderate) November 28, 2017 Where tf @Arbys get this kinda money?!? Curly fries been selling like that? https://t.co/1K8UCPq8d4 — Cheìvon (@sherman_x33) November 28, 2017   where is Arbys gettin these coins from is the question https://t.co/nGdTrLFLfT — T (@KillaQueenT) November 28, 2017

Everyone’s Confused About Arby’s Having $2.9 Billion To Buy Buffalo Wild Wings

Call Chyna: Tokyo Toni Says She’s She’s Suing Wendy Williams For $1 Million

Splash News And Pictures How you doinnnn’ hater? Tokyo Toni Say She’s Suing Wendy Williams Blac Chyna’s mom is all the way fed up with Wendy Williams and she’s ready to take legal action. If you’re familiar with Tokyo Toni’s beef with Wendy Williams then you should be fully aware that Tokyo’s been blaming the talk show host for a number of her ailments including anxiety and depression. Why? Because according to Tokyo Wendy’s been stressing her out by talking about her on her show. Wendy previously labeled Tokyo and her daughter Chyna “opportunists” because of Chy’s Rob Kardashian relationship and Tokyo lashed online. “It isn’t going to stop me!” said Tokyo in December of 2016 after she was hospitalized for passing out. “Wendy Williams has stressed me as well as living this “Life” […] I just thank God it wasn’t a heart attack.” “I am suing you @WendyShow. “You f*** my money up and giving me physical health problems.  Anxiety and depression!” Now it looks like Tokyo’s making good on her legal action threat now that she’s been once again brought up on the show. Earlier this week Wendy was joined by actress Whitney Cummings  laughed about   Tokyo’s recent poon parcel to OJ Simpson and dubbed her a “gold digger.” Following that Cummings made a joke about the segment on Instagram. “Today I am on @wendyshow. I learned a lot about Blac Chyna and her mother, who I believe is named Tokyo Chyna,” wrote the comedienne. None too pleased by the jokes on her behalf, Tokyo’s adamant that she’s suing Wendy, her producers AND Cummings. “This crazy a** woman made her whole caption about me?” said Tokyo. “Ok I will s**[sic] her up with this $1,000.000.000 lawsuit I’m putting in this morning.” There are also some lines in there about Cummings having “salmonella p***y” and Wendy being a “weak, nothing a** whore.” If you care to read more of Toni’s ramblings be sure to swipe through. That’s not all however, hit the flip to see how else Wendy Williams is affecting Toni.

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Are Y’all Feeling Yung Joc In A Dress? [Photo]

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Source: Bennett Raglin/BET / Getty Yung Joc isn’t one to shy away from fashion trends and outlandish hairstyles and this time is no different. Twitter went crazy when a photo of Yung Joc hit the internet with him wearing a tightly clad blue dress that seemed to fit his figure nice. Twitter wasn’t having it and immediately rolled with the jokes. Check out the photo and let us know what you think? _____ _____

Are Y’all Feeling Yung Joc In A Dress? [Photo]

Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story…. I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are… The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here.. Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die. The post Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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