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Jordan Carver’s Busty Red Dress

I don’t know if any of you have noticed, but this Jordan Carver hottie has all of a sudden started to become more popular. I don’t know what it is I like about her, but I’d sure like to put my finger on it. Just so everyone knows, I was posting pictures of her way before anybody knew who the hell she was. I did this. I should get a part of the royalties, however small they may be, or at least a free motorboating. It’s only fair.

Jordan Carver is a Cowgirl of the Day

Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?

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Jordan Carver Ridicu-tits for Zoo of the Day

I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker… I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page…. Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with… Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?

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Tricia Helfer Bikini Twit Pic

Despite what some of you might think, I’m not much of a nerd, I’ve touched a woman before, but I know that this Tricia Helfer chick is best known for playing some sort of cyborg hottie on Battlestar Galactica and she’s probably got a whole weird fan club just waiting for sexy shots of her so I had to post this one for them. It’s only one shot, but she’s showing off her quality bikini body on the beach so that should be good enough. I wouldn’t mind defragging her hard drive.

Jordan Carver Is Very Talented

I don’t know who the hell this Jordan Carver bird is, and I don’t need to know, she possesses two very big qualities I look for in a woman. Nice eyes and a heathy appetite… What did you think I was going to say? Obviously I’m kidding, who gives a crap about a woman’s appetite? Seriously, she’s got some massive breasts on her, I love it. I want to give her a really long hug.

Jordan Carver cleavage

Here are some awesome pics of super busty Jordan Carver giving us a taste of her generous rack. Continue reading

Bar Refaeli Supermodel Belly Flash

I probably love supermodels more than the next guy, they’re always tight and tanned and looking good in bikinis on exotic beaches or walking the catwalk in the latest fashions. Awesome. But I’m not afraid to admit that I think I like them even more when they’re out in the wild amongst the great unwashed. Here’s Bar Refaeli walking the streets the other day in a sweet supermodel cut-off tank top giving us a great look at that sweet supermodel belly. I want a bite.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Jordan Carver Has Big Guns

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Jordan Carver Mind-blowing Boobies

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