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Helen Flanagan And Her Hotness Has Gone Missing

I was just realizing the other day that we haven’t seen Helen Flanagan in a really long time. I’m pretty sure it’s been years since we’ve gotten any new photoshoots from the busty Brit. I don’t know what happened to her, and I’m way too lazy to actually look it up, but it’s like she just disappeared. I guess she must have finally married a rich dude (AKA hit the hot nobody jackpot). Either way, it’s a real shame. So anyway, you guys enjoy this old photoshoot I found, while I go put up flyers around my neighborhood asking if anyone’s seen her. Wish me luck.

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Helen Flanagan And Her Hotness Has Gone Missing

Bai Ling Lives of the Day

Here’s the something the world doesn’t need to see, probably doesn’t care to see, probabily doesn’t even know why or what they are seeing, because Bai Ling is a thing of the past….that even in the past wasn’t a thing… She is what I call the sex tape that got away. A rich Asian hollywood obsessed girl who attended events and worked the paparazzi before everyone worked the paparazzi, back when everyone pretended to hate the paparazzi, before realizing they could use the paparazzi to get more attention… She’d flash nipple, really long nipples, and attend all the right events…and I think was even 35 or 40 back then – making her 45 or 50 now…but like all asians – she still looks 17 – all part of being robots… That said, I guess she’s still around, unless these are pulled from the archives, and I like celebrating what was, even when it never was, but tried so hard to be.

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Bai Ling Lives of the Day

Jordan Carver Is Very Talented

I don’t know who the hell this Jordan Carver bird is, and I don’t need to know, she possesses two very big qualities I look for in a woman. Nice eyes and a heathy appetite… What did you think I was going to say? Obviously I’m kidding, who gives a crap about a woman’s appetite? Seriously, she’s got some massive breasts on her, I love it. I want to give her a really long hug.

Brody Jenner Gets Marked Up by Avril

Filed under: Brody Jenner , Avril Lavigne , Paparazzi Photo , Hook Ups Since they’ve been dating for a really long few months, serial womanizer Brody Jenner made the genius move of getting his girlfriend Avril Lavigne ‘s first name permanently scribbled on his arm. The unlikely couple — who already have matching lightning… Read more

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