Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in…. She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models… I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores… The post Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in…. She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models… I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores… The post Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alicia Vikander is the new Ex Machina star – Oscar Winner – star – who is now going to be in fucking everything and that’s a good thing because I am tired of that cunt Jennifer Lawrence booking all the jobs – when she’s not that great, she’s totally played out, and there are so many other liars around the world who can pull off the lie…without as much of an ego…because they aren’t Oscar winners who command huge money to be part of a movie – because that increases the budget and makes the producer’s cut that much higher after he raises the money to make the movie… It’s all a scam…Like a young actor getting ZIKA of FLEEKA…instead of being naked…but she matters, she’s an it girl…I’ll post it like I took this picture myself… She’s the next big thing….with the smallest dancer ass…I love.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alicia Vikander in a Bathing Suit Getting ZIKA in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lopez reminds me of a stripper I used to get lap dances from on the weekly….because I am a married man and having a connection with a set of 50 year old tits that had no business being in the strip club – not because she was fat – but because she was old. but that were still in the strip club – giving lap dances like it was still the glory days – because people like me appreciated her hustle… She reminded us of the good old days, she thought she was still in the good old days, she brought 90s stripper to life, she didn’t make us feel like a creep grabbing her olde tits because she’s been down that road so many times – rather than some 18 year old doing it to live the hip hop life..she felt familiar…not good – pretty soft actually -but familiar… Like Jennifer Lopez, she was weathered…but reminded us of when our lives were younger and better, so they just kept her coming it, it didn’t harm anyone, and she didn’t realize all the young people laughed at her, because the money still flowed in and guys still grabbed her tits, giving her the illusion she was still what she was… No one around J.Lo will tell her to shut the fuck up, they all want to make money off her, or do make money off her, so no matter how desperate she is, she’s still J.Lo…with her loyal fans….milking it so hard she’s killin’ it…and not in a good way, as her body slowly kills itself with aging…because she’ old…yet still at clubs in bikinis…it makes no sense – but it happened… She’s so old…hosting clubs – this is so weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez – Bikini Top at a Club Despite Being Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skrive is some whore that was created in a lab…thanks to some narcissistic god complex Marine Biologist dad, all mad scientist and funded by Victoria’s Secret in some country where CLONING is legal…created this creature of greatness in a test-tube…using a surrogate lesbian womb…raising her like she was human and not some freak experiment gone right… Well, like all experiments…her genetic modification has allowed her to be the model of the year with the most hype – because real humans are so flawed, we need designer humans… I guess things are good for now, but eventually like an car, parts will start falling off, possibly starting with her vagina, but maybe it’ll just be some weird cancer from fucking with NATURE….but until then…here she is looking good for THE EDIT… I wish some of the hookers I have been with were more genetically modified, than organic and grown in the dumpster they must have crawled out..but I guess money buys happiness and better women… The post Josephine Skriver – Science Experiment for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is the future of everything – mainly because she was made in a lab by a Marine Biologist she calls Gay-Dad, possibly funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand to create an army of babes they can get half naked, definitely designed by science and genetic programming, no Gay-Dad scientist would create an ugly…and I guess it gives us hope that in our lifetime, we will breed perfect humans instead of the garbage happening around America when ghetto poor trashy reproduce for the tax credits! Sterilize everyone! I’m just interested to see if she ends up with any weird cancers, the first generation models are always the ones that can collapse… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICk HERE The post Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is awesome. I know very little about her other than she was the hot girl on the OC, her family is connected in the hollywood scene, like pretty much any other girl in the media, it takes connections to get people talking about you – and to get you cast in movies….it’s just how it works… She’s on the show Arrow or some shit that’s equally massive with the nerds, so a whole new generation of socially awkward nerds probably jerk off to her…. She’s also into photography, date’s a photographer named NATE WALTON who I assume is responsible for all the amazing booty pics of her amazing booty…and I am all about that…. Apparently they got arrested for these pics on the Mayan lookin’ ruin…but they bribed their way out by paying the cops 100 bucks…sounds about right…. Here’s her amazing ass… The post Willa Holland Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is one of the hottest working models of recent years…she’s fucking amazing and her ass…sound round and lovely…already booking major jobs all the fucking time…endorsed by Victoria’s Secret…and pretty fucking perfect…except for being friends with Taylor Swift… My storyline for Josephine Skriver that people have discounted or called me crazy for saying is pretty fucking basic and in my opinion partially true, even if I go too far on it for the sake of silly blog post, we can all agree, based on the facts that there’s some “god complex” shit going on here… She is a Danish 23 year old…she is branded by Victoria’s Secret as their angel…but I think they may have funded her father, a marine biologist, and homosexual who created her in a lab using IVF from her lesbian mom’s egg. I don’t know genetic programming laws in Denmark, but I would assume they used it here. I would assume they chose her height and eye color and whatever else you can do with DNA modifications in the clone lab…and I wouldn’t be surprised that their strategy is to create these perfect women to sell their panties into the future…use real humans rather than AI…but still own them so they work for cheap…or something…my kind of slavery…it’s like how UBER is only using UBER drivers until POD self driving cars exist- so that they get to keep 100 percent profit and will have detailed maps of where the cars are needed and will go…but the hot underwear model version…. The post Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Is Sophie Turner planning something sexy? Fleshbot Frankie Essex white panties upskirt Taxi Driver Movie Nina Agdal camel toe in New York City The Nip Slip Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret Drunken Stepfather Gina Buldorini beach time topless Egotastic All Stars Luna Kitsuen flashing in public Boobie Blog Gia Ramey-Gay in a bikini at the beach Last Men on Earth Prince was such a badass, he was once a DC Comics superhero Double Viking Katie Kearney putting the smoking hot nudity in Earth Day Steakwood … read more Continue reading →
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
