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Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature… Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret… What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get… The post Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true… I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning… She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE Here are her pics… The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them… Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand… Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me… Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday… Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand… The post The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day

I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day

If you have the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the ignorance, to think that I would ever stray from my one Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers, which is convenient cuz she’s germans and germans love being shit on, at least according to their pornos and Nazi reputation…. You’d be giving me too much credit. I’m a one trick pony motherfuckers…and I’m not even good at that trick. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 4, 2015 at 9:14am PDT Here she is in her panties for some bullshit… The post Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day

If you have the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the ignorance, to think that I would ever stray from my one Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers, which is convenient cuz she’s germans and germans love being shit on, at least according to their pornos and Nazi reputation…. You’d be giving me too much credit. I’m a one trick pony motherfuckers…and I’m not even good at that trick. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 4, 2015 at 9:14am PDT Here she is in her panties for some bullshit… The post Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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