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Late Night Highlights: Julianne Moore’s Masturbation Story and Kristen Stewart’s Dad

After a night off from the late night circuit , the cast of Eclipse returned last night in top form. Kristen Stewart appealed to George Lopez’s audience with tales of her Mexican cuisine, Peter Facinelli debuted behind-the-scenes footage of one of his Twilight stunts and elsewhere, totally unrelated to the vampire franchise, Julianne Moore shared a story about “choking the chicken.” Really. Click through for those segments as well as the other highlights you missed last night while mourning Party Down .

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Late Night Highlights: Julianne Moore’s Masturbation Story and Kristen Stewart’s Dad

Buzz Break: Julianne Moore and Jonathan Rhys Meyers Seek Shelter

Roman Polanski’s Bullshit Accuser of the Day

So this bitch, who I am not going to bother naming because I know she is up on this accusing Roman Polanski for raping her just to get noticed. I am not saying that they never fucked, I am just saying that at 42, bringing out something from when she was 16, is pretty fucking suspect…. Not to mention that these are pictures of her at 18 and I think it’s pretty obvious this busty whore was a Lolita who seduced the motherfucker, or who may have even been in a relationship with Polanski, but 30 years later, decides that shit affected her on an emotional level….she needs to stop worrying about who fucked her and should focus on going and fucking herself. I hate these crybaby whores… 16 is legal where I am from and as a man who has had sex with a 16 year old, it is pretty obvious that they know exactly what they are doing, how to do it, where to do it, and I don’t ever ask why they do it, I just know that I was never their first, because the kind of girl who fucks older men when they are teenagers, is the kind of girl who has fucked before and likes fucking…. I highly doubt Polanski had to put much manipulation or trickery to get this shit’s cunt, but have a feeling she did then what she is doing now, which is clearly anything that will get her famous, noticed, or work. I hate bitches like this. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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On VOD: 7 Films Far Preferable to The Human Centipede

Hubbub aside, there are other slabs of fresh kill available on VOD besides The Human Centipede , which reminded me mostly of the Franken-toys crawling through Sid’s bedroom in Toy Story , a scene that was far more chilling. And you didn’t pity the actors. (Also, come on: The “centipede” idea wouldn’t work at all. After one G.I. tract is done with foodstuff, there’s nothing left for the next two! They’d starve! Come on!) No, better to search the cloud for more life-affirming grist — because, well, you’re alive, and your mouth isn’t sewn to my anus.

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On VOD: 7 Films Far Preferable to The Human Centipede

Hollywood Ink: Colin Farrell Sucks

Amanda Seyfried Gets Intimate with a Dog of the Day

I made the mistake of posting clips of the Amanda Seyfried sex scene with Julianne Moore yesterday because bitch pretty much blew up my fucking servers. My site hardly works now and I got a bill from my host for 1000 dollars just for the fucking day, that I am not going to pay because I don’t make 1000 dollars off the site a month, let alone in a fucking day and even if I did make 1000 dollars a month, I’d rather spend that shit on booze than keeping the site alive, not that it matters…. So that means that after 6 fucking years of this bullshit, Amanda Seyfried officially brought down DrunkenStepfather.com. No one before he has had that power, not even when I was the first to post sex tapes, so I may have to close-up after all these years cuz of clips of this cunt. I’d fucking sue the bitch if the clips weren’t stolen, which pretty much kills any case I might have had…..not to mention, I don’t have a lawyer or know how to reach her people, because if I did, I wouldn’t be typing this, I’d be trying to figure out a way to sneak into her house so that I could hide in her closet and watch her get down to business with her dog….like I need to see how hot and heavy they get together…because she’s one of those girls you see your friends throw their life away to marry, only in this case, she’s got actual sex appeal and isn’t just a mechanism for him to not feel like a lonely loser anymore…. Either way, here she is loving her dog…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Amanda Seyfried Sex Scene in Chloe of the Day

I saw this movie Chloe the other day on cheap night because my pervert friend wanted to see Amanda Seyfried naked and that perverted friend was me. She’s hot and after seeing this, I may be in love with her or at least with her tits, which is saying a lot, because I fucking hate all celebrities. I like that she’s smart with her career because she takes the money from the fluffy bullshit roles that normaly kill careers when they replace you with another fluffy bullshit actor, but still gets naked in other roles, keeping her shit nice a diverse. I also like that Lohan hates her because Lohan knows she’s a threat and because she doesn’t answer Lohan’s calls, cuz despite being on Mean Girls together, she knew Lohan had shit on her… Here are some of the Chloe scenes I loved her tits in…. Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene…. Part 2…. Here are some other nude scenes….. Here is a sex scene with some dude…. Here’s some Julianne Moore tit in a shower scene….

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The Kids Are All Right Trailer: Annette and Julianne’s Modern Family

You may remember that at Sundance this year, Movieline flipped for Lisa Cholodenko’s comedy The Kids are All Right , which stars Annette Bening and Julianne Moore as lesbian parents, Mia Wasikowska and Josh Hutcherson as their children, Mark Ruffalo as their sperm donor, and Annette Benining’s omnipresent glass of red wine as itself. So, what are we to make of this new trailer advertising the film?

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The Kids Are All Right Trailer: Annette and Julianne’s Modern Family

Saturday Night Revived

Amanda Seyfried Dishes About Kissing Megan Fox

US actress Amanda Seyfried has revealed that she didn’t enjoy her onscreen kiss with Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body. Seyfried, 24, who is dating her Mamma Mia! co-star Dominic Cooper, locked lips last year with Fox in Diablo Cody’s movie Jennifer’s Body, but she admitted that she wasn’t keen to repeat the experience. She said: