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21 X-Rated Disney Movie Quotes That Require EARMUFFS

As previously detailed, Disney movies may be made for kids… but they can surprisingly depressing . They can also be surprisingly dirty. For real! You won't believe some of the words that have come out of the mouths of some of your favorite Disney characters. Get the bar of soap ready and prepare to wash out said mouths below… 1. Just Bend Over Real Quick… “Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly.” – “Tale As Old As Time,” Beauty & The Beast 2. Is That You, Bill Cosby? “Slip into silent slumber. Sail on a silver mist. Slowly but surely, your senses will cease to resist. Trust in me. Just in me. Shut your eyes, and trust in me.” – “Trust in Me,” The Jungle Book 3. It Will Move Even More Then! “I thought the Earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon.” – Genie, Aladdin 4. What Did You Have in Mind? “I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you’d make it worth my while.” – Monsieur D’Arque, Beauty & The Beast 5. This One is Self-Explanatory “Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.” — “Under the Sea,” The Little Mermaid 6. We Don’t Even Need to Read Too Far Into This One “Hey cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?” – Fly Brother, A Bug’s Life View Slideshow

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21 X-Rated Disney Movie Quotes That Require EARMUFFS

Hollywood Needs To Make These Books Into Movies Now

Forget ‘The Jungle Book’ and Jane Austen, there are other public domain books to adapt. By Kevin P. Sullivan

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Britney Spears to Announce "Cool, Hip" Las Vegas Show

Britney Spears has reached that point in her career where it’s ‘Vegas or Bust’! The singer has landed a show at Planet Hollywood that TMZ is reporting being described as ” Not your father’s Shania Twain concert .” It is also said to be a “cool, hip, club-like show”. The real question here is, do many people compare Britney Spears and Shania Twain in the first place? I mean, really, do they? This might be a conversation I’d like to be in on as it sounds incredibly deep and very educational. Regardless if they do or not, we wish Britney all the luck in her new endeavor. Say hello to Bette Midler for us. At least it’s not Branson?

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Four-Year-Old Finds Marijuana Pipe in Burger King Kids Meal

A Michigan Burger King franchise apparently feels that when it comes to its slogan “Have It Your Way,” the way four-year-olds want it is really baked. A family found a marijuana pipe in their four-year-old’s kid’s meal box, according to reports. Instead of a Jungle Book toy, they got a glass bowl. Tight. The boy’s grandpa went to the Dundee, Mich., restaurant to pick up his burger, then discovered that fries weren’t the only item it came with on the side. Dundee Police Chief David Uhl said the pipe was full, too: “He handed the kid’s meal that he had gotten at Burger King to his 4-year-old grandson and when they opened it up they found a loaded marijuana pipe.” The boy’s parents were “on top of it,” he said, and removed the piece, which a 23-year-old employee hid in the meal box earlier while he was at work. It was then inadvertently filled with food and given to the young customer, and the employee was charged with drug and paraphernalia possession. This gets stranger still. After making the discovery, grandfather noted a “suspicious” car in the parking lot and wrote down the license plate number. The kids in the car, 18 and 20, turned out to be friends of the BK employee who attempted to warn him when cops were called in to handle the matter. They were arrested and charged with drug possession as well. Burger King said in a statement: “This Burger King restaurant is owned and operated by a franchisee who enforces a zero-tolerance drug policy.” “The franchise management team is cooperating fully with [police]. BK and the franchisee extend a sincere apology to the guests involved in this incident.” Silver lining for BK? They’re far from alone in this regard: A Wendy’s employee was seen guzzling Frosty from the machine . A Taco employee was photographed licking shells . Golden Corral stores meat by the dumpster . Taylor Chapman went on a racist rant against Dunkin Donuts employees after not receiving … check that, DD actually handled that one well.

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That's What Friends Are For Acapella Fandub

This is an English multitrack fandub of the song “That's What Friends Are For” (The Vulture Song) from the classic Disney movie “The Jungle Book” (1967). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment