I Guess Girls Do Shit… Bridge Collapses Dude Waits Around to Punch Arrested Dude Bank Beatdown Street Vendor of the Day Subway Worker Hits Dude Who Pulled Out His Dick Angry Woman in the Bus… Grocery Shopping in Venezuala LOoks Pretty Overwhelming with all the Options Cop Throws Himself Under a Suicidal Man to Break the Fall White Guy Tells Black Guy He Can’t BBQ Because of the Smoke.. Mob Robbery…in Ohio Mother Saves Child…But Gets Eaten By Escalator…WTF Chinese Man Pulls His Dick Out when Fighting With Neighbor….what… Redneck Fight… The post Brawl at Disney and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement… I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this… Yay. The post Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Zolciak is making like Kim Kardashian . Sort of. A few weeks after Kardashian posted a photo of herself waist training (via a ridiculous corset-type contraption, Zolciak also published a couple new pictures on Instagram. They also feature the reality star showing off her trim figure and we’re pretty sure Zolciak also got paid to do so. But not by any waist-training cincher thingy company. “Running out the door but heyyyyy thanks @310nutrition #aintnowaistcincherhere #nofilter,” Zolciak captioned one of the pictures, going on in depth about shakes from 310 Nutrition in her next caption: “I love it @310nutrition does it again.. 310 cleanse is magic! It’s the fastest way to drop a couple pounds I’ve ever seen. Its not fat you drop, it’s the junk in our gut! And believe me we all have junk in our gut. “I feel so much better, I stocked up for after thanksgiving dinner! www.310nutrition.com @briellebiermann was laughing at me and snapped this pic I had to post #310nutrition.” Sheesh, Kim. You could at least learn something from the other Kim, who doesn’t shill quite so shamelessly and openly online. Zolciak started sharing selfies with followers just days after giving birth to twins Kaia and Kane. She went off on an Instagram rant in September after critics accused her of Photoshopping her images. “ It’s me alllll F—KIN ME haters,” she wrote at the time. “Every last bit is ME!! Zoom in real f—kin close too… I dare you… no photoshopping!!” No. But a lot of shaking, apparently. Kim Zolciak Body Selfies 1. Kim Zolciak Swimsuit Pics Kim Zolciak swimsuit pics are on display on Instagram. And wouldn’t you if you looked like that?
Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE
Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true… What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…
Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true… What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…
Sam Lutfi played a key role in engineering the ruse that landed Amanda Bynes in treatment, but is his continued involvement in her saga cause for concern? As previously reported, Amanda Bynes was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold at a Pasadena mental hospital last week after flying back to Los Angeles from N.Y. Her friend Sam Lutfi , who was once Britney Spears’ manager and bizarrely linked to that star at the time of her 5150 hold, was instrumental in getting her there. Not surprisingly, Bynes is far from pleased about all of this. Already deeply distrustful of her family and friends, she’s incredibly pissed at her parents and the ruse that landed her in a mental institution against her will. Yet Lutfi, who convinced her she was meeting with an attorney to sue her parents, is reportedly still close to Bynes’ parents and is even giving them advice. “Amanda is disgusted with Sam and has been openly telling anyone who will listen that she hates him for inserting himself into her family,” a source says. “Even though Amanda is suffering from serious mental health issues, she is lucid enough to know that Sam is someone she wants nothing to do with.” “The more troubling development is that Amanda’s parents have become enthralled with him. In particular, her dad Rick thinks Sam is a great guy.” “Sam is even giving Rick legal advice! What law school did he go to?!” 21 Child Celebrities Then and Now 1. Amanda Bynes Okay, so we didn’t say they were ALL success stories. Amanda Bynes was a delightful child star whose hard-partying ways caught up to her. Kind of like another star we know… We don’t know about this story, most notably because how would Amanda’s inner thoughts be known by Radar when she’s being monitored by a team of doctors? Also, she trusted Lutfi a lot as recently as last week. According to the allegd insider, reports that Amanda “hates” her parents “are clearly exaggerated,” however. “Is Amanda angry at her parents? Of course.” However, “she was the last time when she was placed on a involuntary psychiatric hold” and once she stabilizes, the source adds, things “will reset for the better.” “Stories focusing on Amanda’s feelings towards her parents are clearly being planted by people in Sam Lutfi’s camp,” the source added, for reasons unknown. “Remember, this is someone who has absolutely no professional experience managing or dealing with celebrities [beyond] being Britney Spears’ errand boy.” We remember. The sleuth notes that at the mental facility Friday, Lutfi had his lawyers present, despite the fact the Bynes family attorney was already there with her parents. “It was shocking that Sam had the nerve to send his own attorneys … what was Sam’s motivation? His attorneys have no knowledge of Amanda’s case and history.” “All it did was create a more chaotic environment. The problem is that Amanda’s dad, Rick, thinks that Sam has some credibility, despite his track record.” “Rick believes that Sam is trying to redeem himself after all of the Britney drama,” although it sounds like fortunately, “Lynn is definitely more skeptical of Sam.” 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.
Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN . On last night’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!? “There’s actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns,” Kimmel told the audience. “His parents are very, very proud.” Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps. Why? Because penises are funny! Jimmy Kimmel Tracks Penis-Shaped Weather Patterns In other sexual snafu news, a CBS station unintentionally linked to a porn site in a tweet last week while reminding viewers to “use our interactive radar to track the rain and storms. Really, that happened. Two photo galleries feel relevant in regard to Kimmel’s awesome segment. On one, celebrities send photos of their junk to people who don’t want it… 7 Stars Who Have Sent Photos of Their Penis 1. Brett Favre Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played. … in the other, we simply live at Jimmy Kimmel Live skits and sketches: 37 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone 1. Lie Witness News: Barack Obama Birthday Edition! Jimmy Kimmel Live makes up stories about Barack Obama for this edition of Lie Witness News. And everyone believes the lies!
Sometimes it seems like in 2014, you’re not really famous until the whole world has seen your genitals. If that’s the case, then 5 Seconds of Summer bassist Calum Hood skyrocketed to the A-list over night, as his ill-advised wang selfie has has now gone viral online. Of course, Calum’s Aussie pop rock band 5 Seconds of Summer has yet to become a household name in the States, so his dong hasn’t received the level of obsessive attention lavished upon, say, Jon Hamm’s penis . (Or even Idris Elba’s microphone wire , for that matter.) Even so, on the scale of dick pic notoriety with Brett Favre’s famous photo being a 10, and your ex-boyfriend’s naked “u up?” booty call selfie being a 1, Calum’s Snap Chat mishap is probably about a 7 or 8. Fortunately, Calum turned 18 in January, so while the pic might be a shameless publicity stunt, it at least won’t result in any sort of federal investigation. Unlike with the Scarlett Johansson nude photos of 2011, this leak didn’t result from phone hacking. Calum simply sent the pic to a female “friend” who then decided to share the screen shot with the world. Hood responded to the incident online, writing, “I’m still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes ;)” Yeah, you’re also a semi-famous teenage kid, dude. So be careful to whom text photos of your junk. Naked Celebrity Photo Scandals: Who’s Been Caught? 1. Demi Lovato Photos of Demi Lovato in bed with Wilmer Valderrama went viral in the spring of 2014. Some were pretty darn racy.
When is a Kim Kardashian selfie book NOT the strangest piece of book news in a given week? When Penguin Publishing releasing a special Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cover in honor of that book’s 50th anniversary… and it looks like this: Meant to evoke spoiled character Veruca Salt, the photo is drawing criticism across the Internet for seemingly being at odds with the story’s tone and plot. The Guardian has referred to this as the worst book cover in history, writing: “No Charlie Bucket? No gloopy chocolate or shiny golden ticket? Penguin’s new cover reimagines Dahl’s classic as 1960s Wyndhamesque horror, robotic alien children stranded in a stark asylum.” Penguin claims the cover “looks at the children at the center of the story and highlights the way Roald Dahl’s writing manages to embrace both the light and the dark aspects of life,” but others don’t agree. The company’s Facebook page is littered with comment that echo the sentiments of the following: “Regardless of whether you think the cover has a sexualized child on it, there is nothing about it that would intrigue a child or even an adult to read the story. Can you imagine a man trying to read this in public? I may as well be a cover for Valley of the Dolls or Lolita.” WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY COVER? So cool! So weird! So inappropriate! View Poll » Among other really terrible publishing ideas… Kardashian Book Releases: Who Reads These?!? 1. Kris Jenner Cookbook Yes, Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook. Will you buy it?
