Let’s be clear: Idris Elba may have a very large penis. It’s entirely possible. But the veteran actor took to Twitter today to shoot down talk that photos of him on the set of a movie in London depict this sizable private part, after the following pictures went viral and had women everywhere in a tizzy. “The good news is i got a sh*t load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire,” Elba wrote. The actor, best known for roles in The Wire and Luther, hilariously added the hashtag “#egowentintospaceshipmodethough.” HA! Very well played, sir. Credit to Elba for actually coming out and ending chatter over his junk. If only the following celebrities had done the same thing over the past few years, instead of going in the entirely opposite direction: 7 Stars Who Have Sent Photos of Their Penis 1. Brett Favre Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played.
Ava Sabrina London, the transsexual model at the center of the bombshell Hank Baskett cheating rumors, says the reports are all true and then some. Radar’s report that Hank hooked up with her are now being supported by London herself, as she reveals some very personal details of the alleged tryst. According to London, Hank Baskett cheated on Kendra with her only a few months ago, when he first made contact and began to pursue her online. Ava Sabrina London Interview “I met Hank Baskett probably around the 22nd or 23rd of April this year,” London said. “He contacted me through a video I had posted on YouTube.” “We exchanged information. I gave him [my address to my house, he came over. I wasn’t expecting him … I had just gotten out of the pool with my girlfriend.” Dressed only in a bikini, Ava London says she answered the door to find the Kendra On Top star dressed in basketball shorts, sandals and sunglasses. At first, London had no idea the man standing before her was a former NFL player or the husband of a well known reality star, as he was going incognito. “Hank never identified himself by his real name. But he used, I believe it was Steve as his name,” she said of Baskett … who knew of her transsexual status. “Hank absolutely knew that I was a transsexual and he told me that I was the only transsexual he’s ever been with. He thought that I was beautiful.” Not long after that, she says the couple became intimate. While Baskett allegedly seemed nervous, London said he was the first to take his clothes off . “We quickly went to my bedroom where things got a little hot because he had already had taken off his clothes and he was erected,” she recalls. “I started giving him a hand job and he was playing with my penis ‘cause he was laying down and I was like, you know, above him, so that’s when I realized who he was.” Because she recognized his junk? It’s unclear. Although she insists the two did not have sexual intercourse, she said Baskett was very much satisfied: “He put my penis close to his face and that’s when he, you know, he came really quickly. Hank and I gave each other hand jobs and he played with my breasts.” “It didn’t really go that much further because he had already come.” Well, that’s a description that leaves little to the imagination. Afterward, she says Baskett took a shower to clean up, bequeathed her $500 for the 20-minute romp, shook her girlfriend’s hand and peaced out. All in a day’s work for the purported cheater, who is vying to join this list of most notorious celebrity philanderers if the model’s story is to be believed … 17 Celebrities Who Are Known Cheaters 1. Jesse James Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock. But she eventually found his replacement: a little guy named Oscar.
When most people are recovering from arthroscopic knee surgery, they rely on a heavy dose of painkillers, Netflix and self-pity to pass the time. Ashish Patel clearly is not most people. The music fan decided to harness the power of song – and Snapchat – to distract himself and treat us all to a compilation of magical pop covers: Snapchat Songs And here we thought that Snapchat was only used for five-second clips of Rihanna Twerking or drunkenly sending pics of your junk to hookup buddies. You’re never too old to learn something. Patel made good use of the popular app’s drawing feature to transform himself into a number of popular musicians while lip syncing to their tunes. Seriously. Talk about making the most of your recuperation. Well done, Ashish … now please do up these 21 summer jams for an encore ASAP: 21 Songs For Summer: The Ultimate Playlist 1. Summertime THE song of summer, Will Smith’s “Summertime” has been oft-imitated, never duplicated.
These hips don’t lie, but they fucking should… Ashley Benson is one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who decided that instead of getting fit, after being humiliated on the big screen for 50,000 dollars, by broadcasting body, like the other bitches in the movie, she decided to emotionally eat her way through it…and really we can’t blame her, high fructose corn syrup and GMOs, and hormones in the food coupled with marketing to her as a kid, getting her hooked on sugar and fast foods, did…. I guess we should give her some credit for the camel toe, but I think it’s safe to say that the camel toe is just because she’s squeezing into a medium, unable to accept she’s a large… I am sure this will be hot to at least one of you….with a Kelly Clarkson fetish… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The unfortunate thing with these pics of Kourtney Kardashian flashing her underwear is that you know if only she exposed herself this way in the bedroom, you know with a high school panty-on rule, the Kardasian DNA or Virus, depending on who you ask, wouldn’t have been passed onto a new generation of demon…but a Kardashian keeping on her panties, is a rare fucking thing, so seeing this mom, containing her junk, is probably more for practical purposes, like not scaring us with the scars of childbirth…you know vanity…rather than function…because no fabric is strong enough to contain this polluted garbage…Remember everything they do is staged and for attention…they are the fucking worst..
She saw something no grandma is suppose to see. Justin Bieber Sings Nekkid For His Grandma You know Justin is ballin’ out of control when he gets butt-azz nekkid for grandma. On the other hand, it’s not like he can show his goods to Selena Gomez anymore. According to TMZ Justin Bieber is wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ … but he didn’t have a box — so he covered his junk with a guitar and jammed out a naked serenade for one lucky lady fan — HIS GRANDMA! TMZ has obtained photos of a completely nude Biebs strumming away on his big wooden instrument … at his grandmother’s home in Toronto during Thanksgiving back in November 2012. And why, you ask, did Bieber go ass naked for g-ma? Our sources tell us JB had been staying at his granny’s house during the holiday … and slept in a little too late on Thanksgiving morning. Bieber finally woke up after hearing family and friends stirring around the house — so he thought he’d prank ‘em … by grabbing his guitar and playing a naked set a la Jenny from “Forrest Gump” (‘memba that?). We’re told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics … like, “I Loooove you grandmaaaa … how are youuuu … helloooo grandma.” We’re told G thought it was pretty funny — and everyone in the home was cracking up — but granny begged the pop star to get back in his room to put some damn clothes on, stat. View the photos here. At least his granny has a sense of humor. The Biebster would have gotten an azz whoopin’ in a black household.
Men Who Lied About Women They Chopped Down All men want to have a nice chop down resume. Deep down, men want their lists to look like Nick Cannon’s and Bow Wow’s. But honestly, most guys’ conquests probably look more like the cast of Set It Off than the set of a Drake video. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. These celebrities try to lie on their junk, too. Want proof? Just look at these guys who said they chopped down these women but were lying.
Here is former Pussycat Doll, Jessica Sutta strutting her junk in Miami. I’m a huge fan of chicks who show off their midriffs and wear Daisy Dukes, but Jessica is looking a little sloppy. That’s not to say I wouldn’t mind helping her get back into rock hard shape. However, it’s going to take more than one session since they only last a minute each. Call me.
Rihanna And Her Girls Shop High End Stores In Porto Cervo RihRih and her girls brought a lil #ratch to Porto Cervo, Sardinia where she’s currently doing the yacht vacay thang thang… They hit a few shops, you know Louis Vuitton, Versace, Prada, Miu Miu. They met a few fans. And they posed with statues. We had to cover up his junk, cuz we’re no fun. But clearly RihRih and her crew know how to have plenty of that. Hit the flip for more from the trip.
Pop star is featured in the trio’s 100th digital short alongside Usher, Natalie Portman, Justin Timberlake. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber and Lonely Island in their 100th digital short Photo: NBC While Justin Timberlake has always been cool about putting his junk in a box, another Justin, with the last name Bieber , was less comfortable singing about his own stuff in a “Saturday Night Live” digital short. Playing the part of Lonely Islander Akiva Schaffer, alongside Jorma Taccone and Andy Samberg, the teen pop superstar helped the comedy trio celebrate their 100th digital short. The skit opens with the three guys, including Bieber, who confuses the name Akiva for the sound of a sneeze, introducing their A-lister-filled skit, complete with appearances from Timberlake, Michael Bolton, Usher, Jon Hamm, Will Ferrell and Natalie Portman, as well as character cameos from Shy Ronnie, Jack Sparrow and Sergio the Sax Man, to name a few. In tuxes, the three Lonely Island guys (with Akiva as imagined by Bieber) dance around congratulating themselves on the achievement, listing off all the ways they will celebrate (pilates included!). But, as it turns out Bieber, will do anything for love, but he won’t do that. And, what exactly is that? Well, you see the guys want to “suck our own d—s.” Bieber’s response? “That’s disgusting.” While Bieber stands as a highlight, so do the Timberlake and Postman cameos in the sketch. Timberlake was back, d—s in boxes and all. Meanwhile, Portman, holding a doll baby, got her gangster rapper on again, proclaiming, “Yeah I had a baby, but I’m still crazy.” As the short nears its wacky end, Bieber shares, “I was tricked into doing this. I don’t endorse this song. No, no, no, no.” Of course as he says this, Hamm as Sergio air humps around him. In the end, all of the characters get in a room and the guys (with Akiva now in for Akiva) once again share that they will celebrate the way they always intended: by sucking whatever it is they want to, 100 times. Saturday night’s episode was hosted by former “SNL” star Will Ferrell with musical guest (and Bieber’s mentor) Usher on hand. The finale airs this week with Rolling Stones leading man Mick Jagger hosting. What’s your favorite Lonely Island digital short? Leave your comment below! Related Artists Justin Bieber The Lonely Island
