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DHS Source: TSA Infuriated With Coverage Of Nationwide Backlash

No Grope, No Fly: TSA Refuses To Back Down: But lawmakers and local authorities prepare to take on feds. A Department of Homeland Security source has told CNN that the TSA is infuriated with the attention the media has given to the nationwide backlash against naked body scanners and aggressive new airport pat down procedures. During an appearance on CNN’s Anderson Cooper, TSA chief John Pistole attempted to downplay CNN’s Homeland Security source who told them that the TSA was “angry” with the media’s coverage of the issue and also fuming at the portrayal of the “don’t touch my junk” guy as a “folk hero”. Pistole also ludicrously claimed that TSA workers were “professionals in terms of how they carry out their business,” despite a deluge of stories about TSA officials abusing, sexually assaulting and humiliating travelers, including a case currently the subject of a lawsuit where TSA goons pulled down a 21-year-old woman’s blouse before laughing and joking about her exposed breasts. Pistole also parroted Janet Napolitano’s discredited claim that Johns Hopkins University declared the naked radiation scanners to be safe, despite the fact that just three days ago Dr Michael Love, who runs an X-ray lab at the department of biophysics and biophysical chemistry at the Johns Hopkins school of medicine told AFP that “statistically someone is going to get skin cancer from these X-rays”. As we documented, Big Sis’ USA Today editorial was a tissue of lies from start to finish. Pistole also lies to Cooper when he claims that people who clear the traditional metal detector are not being subjected to invasive pat downs, in an effort to dismiss the fact that people who refuse the scanner are being punitively punished for their disobedience. As we documented with the case of radio host Owen JJ Stone, who had a TSA agent put his hand inside his pants and touch his backside and genitalia, Stone cleared the metal detector without a problem but was still made to endure a humiliating pat down that amounted to sexual molestation. Pistole points to the example of underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab as the reason why Americans need to submit to “groin checks” and have their testicles squeezed by goons in uniforms. However, it was the US State Department that allowed Abdulmutallab to board Delta Flight 253 despite the fact that his father warned the US State Department about him a month before, he was on a terror watchlist and was aided through security by a sharp-dressed Indian man. Pistole has indicated that the agency will not back down on radiation body scanners or invasive pat downs despite nationwide outrage and a plethora of lawsuits amidst new cases of travelers being sexually molested and humiliated by TSA goons. “Pistole told the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs that his inspectors at 453 of the nation’s airports are not going to back down in the face of complaints that techniques are invasive,” reports the Washington Post. Pistole said that agency wanted to “strike a balance between privacy and security needs,” and yet the TSA isn’t interested in striking any kind of balance whatsoever. Groping 3-year-old children, pregnant women and the physically disabled does not represent the “risk-based” or “professional” approach that Pistole and Napolitano claim they are enforcing. Amidst the backlash, many are calling for the TSA to be abolished and the current security-theatre to be replaced with something more effective, safer, and more respectful of privacy rights. As Isaac Yeffet, the former head of security for El Al, told CNN, real terrorists are a giveaway for people professionally trained to spot them. Using human intelligence and rationally-based profiling is a far more successful and Constitutional method of providing airport security. Using minimum-wage low grade morons to feel up toddlers and pregnant women is not. Pistole, Napolitano and the TSA are praying that the resistance withers away, but it is only growing stronger, especially now that local governments are warning TSA workers that they will be prosecuted for groping travelers and with state lawmakers in different areas of the country moving to terminate use of the body scanners entirely. http://www.prisonplanet.com/dhs-source-tsa-infuriated-with-coverage-of-nationwid… added by: im1mjrpain

Shitty Paris Hilton Topless Tanning of the Day

Not only is Paris Hilton at the age where girls stop giving a fuck about what people think, at 30 girls generally get less shy about going topless at a beach, or having a nipple fall out cuz either they’ve had kids and have shown their junk to rooms full of people or they are sluts who have shown their junk to many different rooms filled with one or two people, but she’s also Paris Hilton and never really gave a fuck about what people thought, she just wanted to make sure that they noticed and in getting them to notice she had sex on camera, flashed her body parts, and really just annoyed the fuck out of everyone, naked or not….and here she is tanning topless as expected…cuz toplessness always gets attention….even when the quality of the pics fucking suck.

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Bill Nye Explains BP’s Containment Effort & Its Many Risks (Video)

Image via Reuters Most can be forgiven for having long since given up on keeping track of the technical details of BP’s various containment efforts: All the junk shots or top hats or containment domes or gerbil blasts or what have you. But it’s time to start paying attention again, since this latest attempt has the highest chance … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Coffee Table Doubles as Hand-Cranked Paper Shredder

Design*Sponge Pigeontail Design shreds your junk mail or those annoying bill that you want to avoid into attractive colourful strips of shredded paper. It’s hand-cranked, too. They call it the Papervore. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Kate Plus 8 Bikini Pics of the Day

My idea of good TV is not seeing a bitch who has had 8 kids like a fucking stray dog in a bikini, cuz even stray dogs get saggy pussies and sloppy bodies and awkwardly big nipples after they’ve been forced into backyard breeding, and they are designed to have 8 kids at a time, while humans aren’t….so seeing Kate Gosselin, the lesbian who took fertility drugs to create her own village, and exploit her own village, because she had an idea for a TV show, and breeding was the only way to live out her dreams, in a bikini is pretty fucking disgusting, cuz even after months of Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star, her body looks like an abused mess, and I can only assume her pussy is worse, otherwise this opportunist would have released a sex tape by now, but instead keeps her junk underwraps…and I’m not sure why she’s with that Bill Clinton lookin’ motherfucer…but I am sure it isn’t sexual, since he doesn’t have a pussy, and I really don’t care about this pig or her show….or her bikini pcis…but I am posting them anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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30 Awesome Pogs From Our Past (Photos)

Filed under: Humor , Photos , Gaming , Art / Design , Lists What are the beautiful, bite-sized discs known as Pogs? If you’re a 90s baby, you remember them as the awesome game which everyone was obsessed by throughout grade school . Thin, cardboard circles known as ” Pogs ” were stacked and hit with heavier, thicker plastic or metal “slammers” used to try and flip them over. Pogs landing face up would then be collected by the slam artist and sometimes not returned if the game was “for keeps.” A kid’s Pog collection was often filled with images, characters and titles from his or her favorite television show, movie, or comic book. The cooler Pogs were often laminated, engraved, or sometimes holographic. Slammers could also be embellished using metal, spiked edges or even insects suspended within them. The possibilities were endless. Pogs originated from a juice made from Passionfruit, Orange and Guava. The idea didn’t come from a huge business trying to sell children some new product — kids invented it all by themselves. Although the Pogs phase fizzled out with the 90s, we love to look back in nostalgia at what we used to be so passionate about as children. Here are 30 pictures of awesome Pogs from the past. God Rules Ren From Ren & Stimpy Magic 8 Ball McDonald’s Power Rangers Jurassic Park Chuck Norris Rappin’ Rapator Looney Tunes King Ding Don Twinkies Snoopy Saturn Charlie Brown Butterfly Skull A Rather Beautiful Depiction of Jackie Kennedy The Simpsons Sonic 8 Balls Comic Books Star Wars Animaniacs O.J. Simpson Guilty Not Guilty Hammer Slammer Jammer Scorpion Mortal Kombat Beavis Share previously:// Pogs Slam Their Way Into Our Hearts Again Through YouTube (Show Us Your Junk) Continue reading

Paris Hilton’s Wild Magical Boobs

I’m really liking this new single Paris Hilton , she’s back to her old tricks doing everything she can to get noticed. We all saw her in her little bikini the other day, and we know she doesn’t have any front meat, yet here she is showing off her magical boobs in yet another impressive push up bra. They need to make a male version of this thing soon, I’m going to the beach in a few weeks and I need my junk to look it’s best in my Power Rangers speedo.

Willy Wigs (NSFW)

Same concept as Hipster Puppies , but for your junk. Too bad this was around before the Tumblr book deal trend! See the rest here . View

Angry Pelican

When a news station brought in a bird expert to talk about a pelican invasion in the St. Louis area, the bird expert decided to bring in a “tame” pelican. It bit him in the junk. Here's the deal. If you are currently being invaded by pelicans , think twice about bringing a pelican anywhere with you. He probably considers himself a hostage and will do anything to escape. View

Christina Aguilera Peeps Some Penis Puppetry

Filed under: Paparazzi Video , Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera is a fan of all theater … especially when dong is involved. Xtina took in a performance of the famous Puppetry of the Penis in Hollywood last night … where she watched grown men manipulate their junk in moves called the “Atomic … Permalink

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Christina Aguilera Peeps Some Penis Puppetry