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5 Potential Theme Nights That Would Suit Every Remaining American Idol Contestant

American Idol ‘s theme weeks this season have unevenly suited the contestants. Rolling Stones week is an obvious fit for Lee DeWyze, but a weak choice for then-eliminated Lacey Brown. Shania Twain week (tonight’s episode) is the first theme to ever come close to suiting Aaron Kelly, while Michael Lynche is already preparing his “Goodbye, America” speech. It’s time for a change. Here are five themes that don’t skew towards one particular contestant — and don’t worry, I’ve done the heavy lifting and chosen songs for each singer. Caution: Kid Rock, Salt-N-Pepa, and major DioGuardi props ahead!

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What the 9 Remaining Idol Contestants Must Sing to Stay Alive

This week, two contestants meet untimely ends on American Idol . The strangest part of this dual execution? Everyone’s in jeopardy. The long-cemented frontrunners have slowed down significantly, and the waste-of-space also-rans have pledged to up their game. Let’s figure out where each of the nine finalists ought to hitch their Miley Cyrus-autographed wagons, whether to old soul classics or current Kelly Clarkson hits.

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Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Bitches Nude in Allure of the Day

Here’s another example of mainstream “Fashion” magazines bringing out the nudity because they trick bitches into thinking that it’s for art and fashion and not for idiots to jerk off to. They don’t get flagged as a NSFW site, or get blocked in schools, universities, offices and other places sites like mine are banned and they don’t lose any advertisers, cuz they spin the shit as classy and I call the whole thing bullshit… The pictures are boring and include Kara DioGuardi naked and boring from American idol and other cunts who are barely relevant got naked for the shoot. The only picture that a 13 year old could probably still get off to is of Emanuelle Chriqui naked and standing , some Morrocan Canadian who left the family business of being the slimey, scamming, loud, tacky fucking scum Morrocan…not that that’s a job…but when you’re Morrocan and in public you sure as hell think it is…. The other bitches are Regina Hall naked and boring , Colbie Caillat naked and boring , and Jessica Capshaw naked and boring .

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Kara DioGuardi Predicts Male American Idol Winner

American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi predicted a male winner and discussed other elements of the show, such as Simon’s close talking, with Jay Leno last night. Asked about the current season, she admitted a soft spot for Michael Lynche, a.k.a. Big Mike, who moved her to tears with last week’s performance: “I love him,” she said. Kara blamed her Italian heritage for getting so emotional, but couldn’t hide her affinity for Lynche, as well as her theory (or so it appeared) that a male will win this season. She also suggested that Simon Cowell might be suffering from separation anxiety from Mezghan Hussainy lately, as he’s been leaning in close to her a lot on the show. When Leno brought up her “ bikini moment ” (complete with picture), the phrasing of Kara’s response seemed to betray the influence of sitting near Simon every week: “It showed I could kinda take the piss out of myself,” she said. Alright then. Kara on Leno Who do you think will win American Idol this season? In other Kara news, her father, Joe, is running as a Republican for U.S. Senate in New York State!

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Idol Chatter: Kara DioGuardi Stands Up for Ellen DeGeneres

As recounted in our American Idol rundown from last night, we thought Ellen DeGeneres made an outstanding debut as a judge. She was fresh, funny and didn’t try to overshadow the contestants. From most of what we’ve read online, almost all television critics agree with that assessment. So we found it odd that Kara DioGuardi spoke to E! News today and defended her new cohort from attacks on her Idol premiere, attacks we weren’t aware existed. “How it’s edited and what you see is very different from my experience,” Kara said . “I remember just thinking she was very funny and critical and had heart… It’s edited in a specific way. It has to be. It has to be about the contestants.” The sentiment is nice, but it’s hard for DioGuard not to come across as condescending, considering how many viewers don’t like her very much. Kara added that it was impossible to compare Ellen and the woman in whose seat she occupies. “Paula and Ellen [are] completely different, and I think they both bring something valuable to the table… It’s something that takes time to get used to, and I think [Ellen] did an incredible job for her first time there.” So do we! So do most people we’ve talked to. In closing, DioGuardi said “I would love to see a girl win” and, based on one night of Hollywood auditions, she may get see that hope come true. Didi Benami, Crystal Bowersox, Haeley Vaughn and Janell Wheeler all stood out this week. What did you think of Ellen as a judge?

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Nicole Richie Involved in Car Accident

We admire celebrity gossip photographers’ relentless pursuit of the latest Hollywood news, but they should at least follow the rules of the road. Those jerks.

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Kara DioGuardi: Replaced by Miley Cyrus!

On American Idol , Paula Abdul is out and Ellen DeGeneres is in.

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Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone!

In doing the media rounds for her new movie Love Happens , Jennifer Aniston has said she still believes in love and that she will one day find “The One.” That hasn’t stopped celebrity gossip publications from tripping over one another to report that she’s a lonely, pathetic, desperate middle-aged hag, though. Last night, The Soup suggested Us, In Touch, Star and Life & Style join forces to create a new magazine, Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone Weekly . Who wouldn’t want 52 issues a year jam packed with made-up sources talking about an obviously fat and crying woman plotting revenge on Angelina …

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Judging American Idol’s Excellent Ellen DeGeneres Deal

Finally! After weeks of anticipation, the nation can now sleep well at night knowing that American Idol has found a new judge to replace Paula Abdul . Her name’s Ellen DeGeneres , and she’s the best candidate for the position

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Paula Abdul Tweets Bye-Bye to Idol

Filed under: American Idol , Breaking News Guess who just blinked in American Idol’s high stakes game of chicken — Paula Abdul says she’s leaving the show.She just tweeted this:”With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of ..

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