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Ellen copies Kim K’s photo for her Christmas card

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Bryana Holly for Galore of the Day

Instagram model – B Holly B blocked me from Instagram a while ago, she didn’t like my interpretation of what she represents that I based off her fake tits and her relationship with a Kardashian, that I guess got her on the show, to get her “modelling” career off the ground….a modelling career that only really exists because of the number of instagram followers she has…It’s what we call new generation modelling agency…where brands use a girl only because they want to reach her followers and build up their social media…almost like running an ad campaign…because if this was 10 years ago, they wouldn’t have cared about social presence, or confused followers with relevance, like MTV did with Tila Tequila so many years ago…it was like “She’s so big on Myspace, she must matter, let’s give her a show, even though she’s a porn chick”…but I guess that’s just the nature of the interent…. That’s not to say I don’t feel a romantic connection with Bryana Holly, I like to think any girl who follows me is only doing it to play hard to get, I mean it technically means she knows I exist, and knowing I exist is the first step to unwanted pregancy… So Bryana Holly …if you’re out there…let’s hope you don’t have a Brody Jenner Kardashian herpes outbreak…so that we can at least try to make babies with my mouth… Feel free to email me where you want to meet up so that our love can happen….. These pics were for my friends at GALORE

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Unveil Kim Kardashian-Inspired Christmas Card: See It Here!

Ellen DeGeneres has a lot of history with Kim Kardashian. The reality star renewed her vows with Kris Humphries in October 2011 on an episode of the comedian’s talk show. She also accepted the Ice Buckett challenge alongside Ellen. DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi also mocked Kim and Kanye West’s “Bound 2” music video for their Christmas card last year. And now the hilarious couple is up to it again. Consider their 2014 holiday card, unveiled today on an episodeof Ellen : DeGeneres’s holiday cards are part of a partnership with Shutterfly in which the company donates money to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and the Humane Society. So they’re funny… they’re creative… and they’re for a good cause. Oh, and they also poke fun at Kim Kardashian. Talk about a win-win-win-win! DeGeneres and de Rossi, of course, aren’t the only ones to have taken a jab at Kardashian’s bare naked Paper Magazine pictorial over the past few days. Relive some of the best Internet memes below and select your favorite: Kim Kardashian Paper Cover Memes 1. Kim Kardashian as a Centaur Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Unveil Kim Kardashian-Inspired Christmas Card: See It Here!

Kim Kardashian: Buying PRIVATE ISLAND to Build Theme Park For North West, According to Ridiculous Tabloid Report

Kim Kardashian is intent on making her daughter the most spoiled child on earth. North West wears $50,000 diamond earrings . She eats an all-organic diet prepared by her personal chef. She  fingerpaints on $10,000 Birkin bags . But even knowing that Nori’s upbringing makes Kim’s childhood look like something out of Charles Dickens, we still have a hard time believing the latest rumor about North’s lavish lifestyle. London’s Daily Mirror reports that Kim is looking into buying a private island off the coast of Queensland, Australia so that she can build a personal theme park for North. We suppose it’s possible, but it’s a somewhat ridiculous claim when you consider that anyone who’s seen Kim’s Paper magazine photos  knows that she already has plenty of available real estate for a theme park.  Might be a bit too oily to build a roller coaster, though. The tabloid claims that Kim has entered a bid of $5 million and is in competition with a handful of wealthy Aussie. The purchase  would explain why Kim has been jetting off to the Land Down Under so frequently in recent months. Of course, in a perfect world, Kim would close the deal and drop a few more million on rides and crap…and then Nori would grow up to hate theme parks.  22 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Khloe Kardashian Calls Kim’s Naked Photo Spread A Big ‘Eff You To The World’

Khloe Kardashian defends sister Kim Kardashian’s naked pictures.

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15 Other Times Kim Kardashian Got Naked for a Magazine

This just in:  Those  Kim Kardashian nude photos published in Paper did not break the Internet, despite the magazine’s cover tease and its subject’s claim on Twitter. And we think we know why: Kim Kardashian has posed nude many, many times before. She’s gotten naked for Playboy. She’s donned her birthday suit for W Magazine. And remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape that made her famous in the first place? Totes naked during its filming! Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!) Heck, Kim’s Instagram account is filled with more skin than layers of clothing. So perhaps it’s actually pretty understandable why the public made a few comments about Kardashian’s latest spread and then moved on to that cool comet landing . A vessel had literally never landed on a comet before. However, as depicted above, Kim Kardashian has taken off her clothes in national magazines plenty of times before.

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Kim Kardashian Keeps North West on "Strict Organic Diet, Doesn’t Want Her Struggling With Weight," Source Says

We’ve already heard about some of the insane choices that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have made with regard to raising their daughter: North West wears $50,000 earrings and is already an integral part of ” the first family of fashion .” She painted a $10,000 Birkin bag for Kim’s birthday , and the Wests already make lil Nori sit through runway shows that would bore most adults to tears. Ironically, the celeb world’s most immature couple wants their daughter to reach adulthood yesterday, so that she can hurry up and become the world’s most respected fashion model/do-nothing reality star. It’s fine to have goals for your kids at any age (although Kimye’s seem oddly specific), but if the latest report from OK! magazine is to be believed, Kim and Yeezy might be going too far to ensure their little girl grows up runway-ready: A source tells the tabloid that Kim “has worked out a daily organic menu for Nori with her chef, one that cuts out processed food and sugar entirely!” Kim is apparently so strict with Nori’s diet that even Kanye thinks she’s going too far! Take note: if you’re doing anything in life and Kanye West thinks you’re going too far, it’s time to pump the brakes. Yeezy consents to Kim’s hellish no-candy diet, however, because – as the insider says – “He doesn’t want Nori to grow up struggling with her weight.” Both parents are reportedly concerned by the fact “most of Kim’s family” has experienced weight issues at some point. Yeesh. We can just picture them sitting at the dinner table like. “Look, you wanna be a Kendall or a Rob? Exactly, now eat your kale.” 22 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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The Kim Kardashian Coffee VINE of the Day

In case you weren’t online the last 2 days you would be lucky to have not experienced that Kim Kardashian Fully Naked for Paper …a publicity stunt that taught us a few things…the first being that porn chicks who have been fucked on camera back in their prime – can go mainstream enough that being naked “breaks the internet” and becomes news – when really it dosn’t matter. We have learned that all it takes is a nude photo to get the world talking….and that instagram doesn’t apply it’s decency rules to celebs…oh and that we are collectively retards that made this idiot exist… Well – someone printed it up and made it look like it was shitting out coffee, and that someone made me laugh…even though this whole Kim Kardashian thing is fucking depressing..

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Georgia Salpa Should Be More Famous

I know that everybody’s still talking about Kim Kardashian and her fat ass trying to “break the Internet,” but if people knew what was good for them, they’d just ignore that overrated porn star and start paying attention to her hotter, more talented lookalike Georgia Salpa instead. I mean, just look at her stuffed into this awesomely tight dress here and tell me Georgia doesn’t deserve to be way more famous. You know, once you’re capable of speaking again. I’ll give you a few minutes. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Pia Mia Perez Ass in Shorts of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some Tahitian or Guam aspiring actress or singer teen who managed to make it big enough in terms of fans…thanks to being looped into the right Hollywood rich kid scene…possibly on TV, who knows, I’m too lazy to google… I just know she’s some kind of very short person, with her own entourage thanks to stage parenting, you know when you think you have a hit, you maximize that shit, especially when it is your kid…and you made them…channelling your dreams through them…because you own them..and now she’s posting erotica to her social media…and I am into that….it may not break the internet like it was Kim Kardashian….but it is a pretty fucking slutty picture….and good things to come…

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Pia Mia Perez Ass in Shorts of the Day