Kourtney Kardashian will welcome a daughter into the world any day now, but this just in: the reality star will NOT be participating in a natural water birth. TMZ sources that Kardashian was considering this option because it’s reportedly a more peaceful process for the child… but Kourtney then witnessed the event in action a couple days ago and reacted to it in disgust. Kourtney allegedly told pals the entire thing was “horrific” and, without drugs administered to mother, “looked brutally painful,” although we have to ask: Doesn’t that description apply to dating Scott Disick as well? In the end, Kardashian will simply go the route of Beyonce and Jessica Simpson and rent out a suite at a hospital, Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles to be exact. No word yet on how much she’ll charge for the right to the first photos, but rest assured: it will be a lot. [Photo: WENN.com]
Kourtney Kardashian will welcome a daughter into the world any day now, but this just in: the reality star will NOT be participating in a natural water birth. TMZ sources that Kardashian was considering this option because it’s reportedly a more peaceful process for the child… but Kourtney then witnessed the event in action a couple days ago and reacted to it in disgust. Kourtney allegedly told pals the entire thing was “horrific” and, without drugs administered to mother, “looked brutally painful,” although we have to ask: Doesn’t that description apply to dating Scott Disick as well? In the end, Kardashian will simply go the route of Beyonce and Jessica Simpson and rent out a suite at a hospital, Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles to be exact. No word yet on how much she’ll charge for the right to the first photos, but rest assured: it will be a lot. [Photo: WENN.com]
I am a big fan of looking at Candice Swanepoel in her various overpaid states of undress cuz I have nothing better to do with my time…and because the models I know are a different kind of model…filled with less hotness and equal level of high risk for HIV….even though they aren’t from Africa and they don’t have stats working against them…they are just disgusting….but Candice Swanepoel…is spectacular….enough….
So the story goes like this…Fat paparazzi snapped off a pic of Paris Hilton walking down stairs in a short tight dress….and her entourage decided to play hero and attack the dude…cuz I guess she was having a herpes outbreak and didn’t want it seen, or maybe she forgot she only has this public figure cuz of a fucking sex tape….a sex tape with penetration…and blowjobs…that lead to many more pussy flashes….and panty flashes…but I guess she’s cleaning up her useless, washed up image, in hopes of being more like a Kardashian…cuz being the clown version of a Kardashian, outplayed by the Kardashians at her own game…is both humilating for her….and amazing for the rest of us as we point and laugh at her… The real tragedy was that she wasn’t killed in the fight….and either was Brandon Davis: Cokehead Billioniare… I can’t post the panty pic, but I can post a link to it, cuz the paparazzi fucking hate me…. TO SEE THE PANTY PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kim Kardashian Keeps Friendship With Beyoncé Private In Attempt To Maintain Good Standing With Pop Star Kimmy Cakes is keeping quiet for a Kardashian… for once! The reality starlet is reportedly keen to stay cool with Beyoncé after the two made their first public appearance as “friends” Via GateCrasher reports : Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to blow her budding friendship with Beyoncé . A source tells us the reality star is being extra-careful — and strategic — when it comes to her relationship with the similarly bootylicious pop diva, whose husband, Jay-Z , is touring with Kardashian’s current beau, Kanye West . Although Kardashian has publicized, marketed and tweeted virtually every aspect of her life (see Ray J sex tape), our source says Kardashian is abiding by the “unwritten rule” that “she is not allowed to blast to the world her business with Bey and Jay,” who are obsessive about their privacy. “She’s hung with them a few times already, but she isn’t saying peep about them,” says the source. “She’s not tweeting or taking pictures with (Beyoncé) because she doesn’t want to seem desperate,” the Kardashian confidante explains. In mid-March, shortly before Kardashian joined West in London for his “Watch the Throne” tour with Jay-Z, we reported the soon-to-be divorcee was eager to get close to the “Irreplaceable” singer. “Kim wants to travel everywhere with Kanye, but she’s also trying to do whatever she can to get close to Beyoncé,” a Kardashian insider told us then. The strategy appears to be working. There are a number of media reports of Kardashian, 31, and Beyoncé, 30, hanging out together, and on Friday, the two women were photographed shaking their ample assets together at the “Watch the Throne” show in Birmingham, England. The ladies looked like old friends as they stood side by side, shielding their faces from the glare of photographers’ flashes. The concert marked the first time Beyoncé and Kardashian have been snapped together in public. Kardashian has a reputation for over-sharing: She’s not only made a name for herself from multiple reality shows on E!, she has shared nearly 12,000 tweets of personal information with her 15.1 million followers . Beyoncé, in comparison, has tweeted only once to her nearly 4.6 million followers: a note encouraging them to check out her new website. Though some of Kardashian’s tweets have referenced her three-month-old relationship with West, her Twitter followers have yet to get a behind-the-scenes peek at her friendship with Beyoncé — and they probably won’t without the 30-year-old mom’s blessing. “Beyoncé and Jay-Z have very controlled public images,” says a second source, who notes they they like to have a hand in the information “that’s put out there about them.” That source also downplays reports that Beyoncé was adamantly against hanging out with the reality star. “Beyoncé is careful with who she surrounds herself with, but she never hated Kim,” the insider explains. Well it’s already saying a lot that Bey even allowed herself to be photographed with Kimmy Cakes, we’ve never seen her do that with any of Yeezy’s other girls. But don’t you think Bey is a bit ridiculous with her “unwritten rules”? What kind of friend gets mad if you @ them on Twitter??? Any bets on how long Kim can manage to go without answering a Beyonce related question? We’d bet Kanye’s Lambo she’ll do whatever it takes to stay on her good side!
Kanye West and Jay-Z’s lady loves look chummy while dancing together at Birmingham, England, show. By Jocelyn Vena Kim Kardashian Photo: Kim Kardashian and Beyonc
So much for that Kim Kardashian vs. Beyonce feud. The wife of Jay-Z and the pretend girlfriend of Kanye West sat together Friday night at a Watch the Throne concert in Birmingham, England, smiling, laughing and dancing it up as their men performed on stage. ” Kim and Beyonce were dancing all night! They even went into the mosh pit!” a witness recounts to Us Weekly . “It was the most hectic thing ever!” Previous reports stated that Beyonce took issue with Kim dating Kanye, partly due to the difference in upbringings between Knowles and Kardashian and partly, we presume, because Beyonce has actually talent and earned her way to the top, as opposed to videotaping her way there. But “Kim and Beyonce have always been cool,” a source says to the tabloid. “Beyonce and Jay love Kim and think she’s a good match for Kanye.” Last night, meanwhile, Beyonce’s husband took to the stage in England alongside Rihanna. Watch their rendition of “Run This Town” below. Jay-Z and Rihanna – “Run This Town” (Live)
Beyonce & Kim Kardashian Hang Out At Final ‘Watch The Throne’ Show,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian have finally put a silence to the rumours of a rift by hanging out together at Jay-Z and Kanye West’s final ‘Watch The Throne’ show. youtube
So much for all that BeyBey don’t like Kimmy Cakes business! Kim Kardashian Photographed With Beyoncé At Final “Watch The Throne” European Tour Date Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé were spied having a blast at the last stop on Kanye and Jay-Z’s “Watch The Throne” European tour date in Birmingham Friday night. Sources tell Bossip that the two ladies were seen dancing all night long and they even ventured into the mosh pit. As for the rumors that have been circulating since the start of Kim and Yeezy’s relationship? “They’ve always been cool,” a source close to Jay-Z and Beyoncé told BOSSIP of Kardashian. “Bey and Jay both love Kim and think she’s a good match for Kanye.” Hey, what can we say — they are kinda perfect for each other! Do you think Kim is coming for Gwyneth’s BFF spot? Or is this just a friendship of convenience? What do you think? Hit the flip for more shots from the show along with photos of Kim and Ye out in Birmingham before the show.
Kim Kardashian may be krushing on Kanye West , but she’s far from finished with the past loves of her irritating life. Insiders tell Radar Online that Kris Humphries and his legal team are “gathering information” from this reality star’s ex-lovers – in particular Reggie Bush – and considering whether or not to subpoena them as part of Kris and Kim’s ongoing divorce battle. What information could Bush possibly provide in a deposition? Some kind of proof, Humphries hopes, that Kardashian is insincere in relationships and always seeking fame and fortune above romance. Kardashian’s lawyer, meanwhile, is taking a similar approach. He is requiring Myla Sinanaj to appear in court at a later date in order to reveal details of her time dating the NBA power forward. How has Kris fired back? By claiming Kris Jenner orchestrated the Kim Kardashian sex tape and that this is an example of how the family plots and schemes in every circumstance, manipulating situations and feelings to fit their marketing agenda. We wouldn’t make any long-term plans out of the country, Ray J. You’re clearly next.
