I obviously didn’t watch the 2012 CMT Music Awards last night, I had things to do, my testicles aren’t going to shave themselves, but I did look through some shots from the red carpet and found this hottie. Here’s Ashley Greene , remember her, showing off a pretty quality amount of cleavage in her sexy dress. Is she still dating one of the Jonas Brothers or is she finally ready to date a real man… A real man with his very own blog maybe? Call me.
I always knew Kim Kardashian’s breasts were a good size, her gigantic booty normally gets all the attention, but were they always this big? Here she is with the girls all tucked into a nice leather dress. They look like two sexy punching bags. Seriously, these things look larger than usual, I don’t get it. I haven’t heard anything about her getting an augmentation, but I’m all for it. The bigger the better I always say. I want to punch those things with my testicles.
Why has Kourtney Kardashian not yet married Scott Disick , despite being knocked up with his second child? Jimmy Kimmel asked that very question of the reality star last night and received the following, confounding answer: “I have realized that I have major commitment problems during this pregnancy. I’m really claustrophobic, and all my issues – and I have a lot of them – they all stem from this thing. I can’t commit to anything… but I love Scott, and he is my partner.” Translation: We’re waiting for the biggest tabloid offer. Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Khloe Kardashian Odom on Jimmy Kimmel Live While the sisters went on to gab about Khloe’s pet bird and their nail polish line, as posted above, Kimmel easily earned the line of the night by replying to Kourtney’s rambling reason for remaining single by bringing up Kim and Kris Humphries and saying: “Why don’t you try it for a little while like Kim did?” Shockingly, the siblings had no response to this spontaneous quip. One of their writers is totally getting fired.
In a ridiculously contrived set-up that would make even Kim Kardashian blush, Bethenny Frankel has shot down talk of a divorce from Jason Hoppy. The reality star does so in a just-released clip from her talk show, which debuts on June 11 and which features the former reality star sitting around with guests Kevin Nealon, D.L. Hughley and Mike Catherwood (Note to Kevin Nealon, D.L. Hughley and Mike Catherwood: Fire your agents.). Out of nowhere, and totally unexpected/unrehearsed, Catherwood addresses Bethenny and asks her about chatter that she and Hoppy are over . Watch her respond below and consider: if Frankel’s talk show succeeds, we’ve failed as a nation, haven’t we? Bethenny Frankel Talk Show Premiere Clip
When she is not busy making celebrity sex tapes Kim Kardashian is wearing a variety of sexy outfits including this one shot by the paparazzi Continue reading →
Looks like King Queen Latifah isn’t ready to rep her set just yet Queen Latifah has gone on the record denying that she came out of the closet at last month’s Long Beach Pride Event: In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the Joyful Noise actress was asked if attending the event was her “coming out party,” to which she replied, “That definitely wasn’t the case. I’ve never dealt with the question of my personal life in public. It’s just not gonna happen.” Not one to turn her back on the LGBT community, 42-year-old, who’s sexual orientation has long been debated, went on to say, “To me, doing a gay pride show is one of the most fun things. My first show that paid more than $10,000 was in a gay club on New Year’s Eve in San Francisco. Tupac happened to be in town, so he came to kick it with me. This was the early ‘90s. And the boys were like, ‘Take your shirt off, Tupac!’ He wasn’t doing that. But we had a blast in there.” She also sent her support for her gay fans saying, “I know that the most important thing and the only thing I have to give is love. When people are going through hatred and bullying, the biggest thing to fight that is love.” We wonder of Raven Symone attended the Queen Latifah School Of Dodging Lesbian Rumors too? Source
She got a donk! Kris Humphries Spotted On The Beach With His New Kim Kardashian Look-Alike Girlfriend According to TMZ reports : If you were just looking at her ass, you’d swear the girl hanging with Kris Humphries on the beach yesterday was his ex Kim Kardashian. But from the front … she’s NO KK. Not even close. Kris and the mystery brunette were spotted in Miami, but when they got wind of the photogs … they quickly went in separate directions. A sign of new love? Sources close to KH say, no — the chick is just a neighbor who happened to sit down next to Kris … but they’re not dating. While Kim has famously moved on to Kanye West, Kris has yet to publicly declare a successor to the Kim throne. Hit the flizzip to to see more of Kris’ new kakes! Images via SplashNews
Johnny Depp is no longer one of the coolest men alive. He is officially THE coolest man alive. At the MTV Movie Awards last night, he was not only handed the Generation Award, but joined The Black Keys live onstage for special performances of “Gold on the Ceiling” and “Lonely Boy.” You may now add rock star to his resume: The Black Keys – Gold on the Ceiling (Ft. Johnny Depp) The often-animated Depp maintained a straight face through the song, letting singer Dan Auerbach and guitarist Patrick Carney soak up the spotlight. It was an awesome moment … so much so that host Russell Brand had to take a break from making penis jokes to acknowledge it. Not a small feat. Depp is far from a novice, however. A fairly accomplished musician, he’s collaborated with everyone from Oasis to Alice Cooper over the past 25 years. Still, this ranks up there with the Dark Shadows star’s top moments, we’re guessing. Certainly for fans, his cool quotient was never been higher.
At the 2012 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday evening, host Russell Brand kicked off the event with a zany monologue in which he mocked Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen, Kim Kardashian, Michael Fassbender’s penis, Katy Perry and himself. After giving Bieber props for his alleged scuffle with a photographer, Brand said, “Justin Bieber is so pretty that even if he was attacking me, I’d do a little orgasm.” It only got zanier from there. Russell Brand MTV Movie Awards Monologue “The last time I hosted I did marry someone who was there, so I’m keeping my eyes open for a new wife tonight,” Brand said, before shouting, “Fassbender!” That would be Michael Fassbender, who was there to represent Prometheus . Brand also goofed on Charlie Sheen, who was there for reasons unknown, saying he’d stashed alcohol and some cocaine under the actor’s seat. You know, just in case. Perhaps most amusingly, Brand thanked Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for taking the pressure off of him – in terms of short-lived marriages and humiliating MTV award moments, respectively – and said he hopes they make a sex tape together. Hopefully Kanye learns from his predecessor and stays sober during it, though, because Ray J “just looked a little too pleased with himself” while nailing KK. Brand would also shot out “Twilight!” and “Hunger Games!” intermittently and for no apparent reason. What do you think of Russell’s monologue? Grade it below :
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