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Kardashian Bikini Off: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Kim Kardashian , Kourtney Kardashian , Who'd You Rather? , Beauty , The Kardashians , Hot Bodies , Hot Mamas Kim Kardashian tweeted a pic of herself in full face makeup and a bikini, while older sis Kourtney didn’t want to be outdone and flaunted her post-pregnancy bikini body in Miami on Friday.

Kardashian Bikini Off: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Kim Kardashian , Kourtney Kardashian , Who'd You Rather? , Beauty , The Kardashians , Hot Bodies , Hot Mamas Kim Kardashian tweeted a pic of herself in full face makeup and a bikini, while older sis Kourtney didn’t want to be outdone and flaunted her post-pregnancy bikini body in Miami on Friday.

Kim Kardashian on Kris Humphries Relationship: Fun!

When Kourtney & Kim Take New York premieres on January 23, viewers won’t see Kim Kardashian snuggling up to new boyfriend Kris Humphries . How come? “I met him towards the end of filming the show,” Kim tells People , speaking out for the first time about the Nets power forward and adding: “I’m having a lot of fun [with him].” Kris Humphries has received high-fives this year for his play on the court and his action in the bedroom. Before meeting Humphries, of course, Kardashian dated around. And viewers will see what that means on the upcoming spin-off. “I’m showing a lot of my dating life, which I’ve never really done before,” she says. “I mean you’ve seen bits and pieces of my relationships before, but you’ve never really seen me being single and doing whatever I want to do.” Trust us, Kim, we’ve seen you in every possible situation. Ray J made sure of that.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes in the Laundry of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s fat ass wore tight pants to drop off her dirty laundry. I’m not entirely sure why she’s trying to get pictures of her taken by the paparazzi, but I can assume it’s got something to do with being an attention whore, cuz I know thaat there is no reason she would have to bring her own laundry in, she’s got people who do that for her, and she’s not as down to earth as you’d think her priviledged ass was, cuz everything has always been done for her…this is strictly her trying to get noticed, and with a mangled face and next level ass, that’s not that hard a thing to pull off…but between you and me, I kinda like her first approach with the sex tape she got pissed on in better than her dirty laundry and dirty laundry has been a consistent fetish of mine since I first ventured into a laundromat many years ago and noticed a pile of panties that were unattended as their owner took her hot college ass next door to get change…but that’s not quite the same exiting that comes with Kim Kardashian’s dirty underwear, because an ass that size must sweat a lot and more importantly, must be hard to wipe proper… Not that it matters…. Here are some bonus pics of her applying lip gloss to her mutant face and lips….for those of you who can relate to a small lip gloss applicator….you’ll be able to visualize that’s you on her ridiculous lips….

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Kim Kardashian Eyes Pop Superstardom In 2011

One of MTV News’ 11 for ’11, we can barely keep up with this Kardashian as she aims for the music charts. By Jocelyn Vena Kim Kardashian Photo: Getty Images Since becoming a reality TV star, Kim Kardashian has branched out to become quite the mogul thanks to clothing, perfume and book deals. Now Kim is at work on yet another venture, heading into the world of pop music. Could 2011 be the year Kim becomes as well known for her bangin’ music as her bangin’ figure? We don’t know yet but it makes her one of MTV News’ 11 for ’11. After Kim was spotted hanging out with Kanye West last fall, fans began to wonder if West and the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star might be working on music together . “[Kanye’s] a musical genius, so I would be honored to work with Kanye,” Kim told MTV News of a possible collaboration. “It’s all in fun. We’re just trying to have a good time.” Kardashian soon hit the studio with Kanye. She got some encouragement from her pal, Ciara , who also confirmed that the The-Dream was onboard to make music with the reality starlet. On New Year’s Eve, partygoers at Tao in Las Vegas got to jam to Kim’s first single, “Turn It Up.” . While she has Hype Williams directing her first music video, Kim is still playing shy about her intentions in the music industry. “You’re going to have to wait and watch the show,” she said about the upcoming “Kourtney & Kim Take New York.” It’s kind of in [Ciara’s] world and not mine. … I’m having fun — that’s all I’ll say, but you’ll definitely see it all unfold on the show.” Do you think Kim has what it takes to make it as a pop star? Sound off in the comments! Related Videos MTV News’ 11 for ’11 Related Photos The Evolution Of: Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian’s Tasty Front Meat

Here’s Kim Kardashian at the People’s Choice Awards the other night continuing to try to prove to us that she’s more than just a tender piece of ass meat. I’m not buying it. I can see that she’s showing off a nice amount of front junk, but we all know where her real powers lie. Anyhow, she still looks hot, but I’m amazed at how quickly her sister has aged since having her baby. Eww, she looks like a dude who went to my high-school who’s now living as a woman. Not a compliment.

Kim Kardashian’s Tasty Front Meat

Here’s Kim Kardashian at the People’s Choice Awards the other night continuing to try to prove to us that she’s more than just a tender piece of ass meat. I’m not buying it. I can see that she’s showing off a nice amount of front junk, but we all know where her real powers lie. Anyhow, she still looks hot, but I’m amazed at how quickly her sister has aged since having her baby. Eww, she looks like a dude who went to my high-school who’s now living as a woman. Not a compliment.

Lindsay Lohan for Old Times of the Day

There’s a bullshit staged scandal that Lohan moved next to Ronson and Ronson did know about it and Lohan isn’t gonna back down and move away because Lohan wants to be in Venice to familiarize herself with her surroundings so that when she runs out of money, she will know the best corners on the strip to busk for money on, you know a little song and dance performance next to the black guy with no teeth singing Bob Marley songs for tourists eating their hot dogs……. The truth is that Lohan and Ronson are in on this together, because together, the media cares about them and apart they both fade in boring crackhead lesbian obscurity…. The whole thing is so tired and done that it makes me want to take a nap….I just know their hustle, I’ve met both of them and they are both lying bitches. True story. Here are some pics of Lohan cuz the idea of her is better than the actual her…

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Mangled Face of the Day

Apparently Kim Kardashian had botched botox, I say that’s just her gutter face…..doing some Michael Jackson stunts…. I say who cares about her face, all she’s good for is her fat whore pornstar ass that only fucks black guys….. That’s all I have to say about that….

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Booty Pumps It

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big fat booty pumping it at the gas station the other day. I for one happen to really like watching chicks pumping their own gas, it somehow makes me think that I’ve got a shot with them because I used to work at a gas station as a teenager and that means we’ve got something in common. I know how insane that sounds, but women are completely out of their minds so who knows what’s going to get them back to mother’s basement. Don’t step on my dreams!