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How Do I Look Smell?

Kim Kardashian showed up to the launch of her new fragrance at Tao in Las Vegas sporting a sexy nude dress that laced up the front. If that dress is any indication of how her perfume smells… We think it’s going to be totally hot!

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Who Would You Rather: D-List Reality Star Style!

When three reality TV D-listers collide in one photo, there’s no telling what will happen. Except us asking which one of ’em you’d most like to … you know. On the left, Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, a.k.a. the girl who quit after one episode and now regrets it. In the middle, Real Housewives of New Jersey prostitution whore Danielle Staub. On the right, former Living Lohan star and worst mom ever Dina Lohan. They were all at some event this week. What it was, we can’t recall right now. A reality TV convention for washed up non-stars? Who’s to say. But tell us … Who would you rather …

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Taliban Figure Apprehended, Kardashians Earn High Ratings, Newspaper Reports

Why are newspapers on the verge of bankruptcy? There are a few theories: they don’t charge for online content; immediate access to news via the Internet and cable news have made them irrelevant; and they have their priorities confused. If you need an example of the latter point, look no further than a copy of The Los Angeles Times from last week: The newspaper feauted Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian on its FRONT page, immediately below news on President Obama’s health care plans and the capture of a major Taliban figure. Imagine what happens if Khloe actually makes a sex tape . She might be above the fold next time!

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J-Woww: the Next Kim Kardashian?

One would think Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and Kim Kardashian could be like total BFFs, but they won’t be collaborating on skanky fashion or Quik Trim anytime soon. That’s because the Jersey Shore star completely upstaged the professional celebrity at the launch of her new Kardashians for Bebe line in New York February 16. According to reports, throngs of J-Woww admirers, which apparently exist, couldn’t keep away from her, even asking if they could touch her gigantic fake boobs. Imagine how that’s gotta make Kim Kardashian feel. So hurt was the future Mrs. Reggie Bush that she refused to pose for any pictures with J-Woww or let her backstage at her show that night. Oh, it is on , b!tches. Somebody’s jealous! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] But are these two really that different? Or is Kim just seething because she and J-Woww have so much in common, and the guidette is stealing her thunder? Think about it. Kim’s longtime boyfriend is NFL star Reggie Bush. J-Woww likes guys, “tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones.” Yes. One of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes right there. Meanwhile, wherever Kim goes, Kourtney, Khloe or one of her 16 brothers or sisters are sure to follow, while J-Woww and the Jersey Shore cast are mad tight. Maybe it’s a stretch, but is J-Woww the next Kim? Can anybody really replace Kim in terms of achieving undisputed A-list status for no real reason? Tough call.

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Kim Kardashian is Still Fat of the Day

Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat… Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit.. I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to…. Speaking of Fat Ass Chicks, Here’s Another Ass with a Workout Video and here are the Bootynomics Workout Tips and I really just posted the Kim Kardashian pics as an excuse to post this…. To See the Rest of this Shit Follow this Link GO

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Kim Kardashian Gives Us A Nice View

I know that Kim Kardashian is best known for her absurdly large posterior, it looks like two midgets hitching a ride in her spandex, but her boobs often get over looked. Here she is giving us a nice reminder that she’s not just a big ass , she’s also very talented when it comes to the chesticular arts. I actually received my bachelor’s degree in chesticular arts from correspondents school so I know what I’m talking about. Enjoy.

Another Notch on Tiger Woods’ Belt

Complete the following sentences: (1) Perhaps the only thing bigger than the number of Tiger Woods’ “girlfriends” is the number of Tiger Woods’ _____; (2) The Kardashians have more…

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Kim Kardashian Shows Us Her Cupcakes

Apparently Kim Kardashian will put her name on pretty much anything, she’s got everything from diet pills to perfume, and now here she is promoting her very own vanilla cupcake mix. I can’t believe how retarded this crap is. That being said, I’m happy that she she wore such a tight fitting dress during the promo, it really highlights the only soft tender cupcakes that really matter. I’m talking about her boobs if you haven’t figured that out already. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Justin Timberlake Sings Praises Of New Artists Esmee Denters, Free Sol

‘She’s just so consistently talented. She sings like a little bird,’ singer said of Denters, whom he signed to Tennman Records. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Tim Kash Justin Timberlake and Esm

Adam Lambert, Kim Kardashian, Others Share Their Fashion Mistakes

‘I was so matchy-matchy,’ Kardashian tells us at New York Fashion Week. By Jocelyn Vena Adam Lambert Photo: John Parra/ Getty Images When it comes to fashion, no one gets it right all the time — sometimes even the most stylish people make mistakes. For instance, “Keeping up With the Kardashians” star and fashion designer Kim Kardashian regrets ever taking to heart the outdated rule that you must be coordinated head to toe. “I was so matchy-matchy,” she told MTV News. “I probably regret wearing this turquoise sweater with these turquoise flowers in my hair and turquoise eye shadow.” And while Kardashian was embracing lots of (the same) color, Kelly Osbourne was embracing goth-pale chic. “For some reason I kept pasting my face even whiter, and I had this black eyeliner and this green dress,” she said. “Every time I see the picture, I’m like, ‘Ewww.’ ” Estelle told us she hoped that photographic evidence of one particularly hated look no longer exists and that she is still, after all this time, unhappy with the friend who convinced her she looked good in the ensemble. “I had this pair of cow-patch leggings,” she recalled. “I remember wearing them with orange pumps — orange high heels. It was horrible.” And while high school graduation is a day of celebration, Adam Lambert just wishes he could forget about the whole thing. “[A] graduation video that’s floating around of me in that horrible red cap flapping in the breeze, my fat face singing that Boyz II Men song and my voice cracking at the end — I could do without that,” he joked. Related Videos A Front Row Seat To Fashion Week

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