Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world.. But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash…. And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”…. The post Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lala Kent’s departure from Vanderpump Rules has felt more than a little anti-climactic. Lala quit the show back in August, while season five was still filming and thus far, the show hasn’t addressed her absence in any concrete way. We’re told she’ll come back for a final send-off, but at this point, viewers (and the show’s storylines) have already moved on. Anyway, there are many theories as to why Lala left the series so abruptly, but most of them have to do with her mystery boyfriend . Lala is allegedly dating an older, married sugar daddy type (social media seems convinced that it’s Hollywood producer Randall Emmett, but that has yet to be confirmed), and she’s made no secret of the fact that she was not happy with inquiries into her love life from co-stars and fans. (Pro tip: If you want to keep your relationship a secret, don’t go on a reality show that’s almost entirely focused on the personal lives of its cast.) Now that Lala is no longer on the show, she’s probably washed her hands of the of the castmates who either pretended to like her (Tom Sandoval and Ariana) or openly despised her (everyone else), right? Wrong-o! She’s still throwing shade, but now she’s doing it on a podcast hosted by Sammi Giancola from Jersey Shore, which sounds like a joke about life on the Z-list but is instead something that actually happened. Naturally, Lala opened up about her feelings on Stassi and company, telling Giancola that the other girls on the show retroactively used her bullying of Katie as an excuse to be mean: “I feel like this season they tried to make it look like they were coming at me because of the way I spoke to Katie, but they were mean to me last season the second I walked into SUR,” Lala says. “So it’s not adding up, what they’re saying. I’ve apologized a million and one times.” She goes on to say that she wants nothing to do with their clique, which is only something you say when you very badly want to be part of someone’s clique: “I don’t wanna be a part of their clique,” she says. “You have to know that in L.A., yeah it’s cool to be a part of the show – whatever – but, out here, if I were really rolling around with those girls, like in real life no cameras around – it’s such a bad look.” She adds: “They think they’re Kardashians! The way that they talk and the way they act, you would think we’re the biggest reality television cast in all of history.” As for that infamous non-disclosure agreement that Lala rather sketchily asked her friends to sign, she claims it had nothing to do with her alleged relationship with Emmett, and everything to do with James Kennedy’s sketchiness: “James wasn’t even at [the music festival] with me,” Lala clarifies. “He was given a NDA because he sometimes likes to film me while I’m stoned, or whatever it may be, and I would like to know what’s being put on the internet, because we all know that he doesn’t have a filter. Tom and Ariana really did go to [music festival] with me and they were never given any agreement.” Speaking of James, Lala has apparently seen the light, as she says she and DJ Slytherin are no longer friends: “I’ve chosen to remove myself,” she says. “James will always be James. I slowly started seeing why people don’t connect with him and why he rubs people the wrong way.” She adds: “But if his girlfriend wants to be one of those brainless people, then that’s her prerogative; if she wants to turn the other cheek, then you go girl. Whatever you want to believe.” That’s a bit like listening to people who are just now realizing that they shouldn’t have voted for a cartoon rich guy from the ’80s to be president, but hey, at least it’s a step in the right direction. View Slideshow: Lala Kent: Best Instagram Pics of Vanderpump Rules’ Newest Star
Pre-Kardashian Fake Donks The Kardashians get credited with starting a lot of trended they didn’t actually start. However when it comes to fake butts, it’s pretty much established that Kim K really jumpstarted the movement. We all know about women who got fake butts since Kim K’s tape with Ray J but how many got them before? These women have been RUMORED to have had implants before the Kardashian craze…but what’s really real?
Kim Kardashian can be vain, selfish, and just plain dumb, and Kanye West … well, he can be Kanye West. But despite all that, when these two come together, they make some really beautiful kids. They’ve got the fabulous North West, who turns four in June, if you can even believe it, and then back in December, little Saint had his first birthday . For as much as Kim’s always shared so much of her life with the public, she and Kanye have been relatively private when it comes to their children. We never see many pictures of them on social media, and that’s been especially true after Kim’s robbery four months ago. She’s been lying low herself, so we’ve seen even less of the Kimye kids than usual. … Until now! As you surely remember, the Kardashians recently went on a great big family vacation to Costa Rica. Kim brought North and Saint along with her while Kane stayed at home , and while it sounded lovely and all, we didn’t really get the social media documentation of the trip that we’d normally expect. And we’re not going to lie, it hurt. But, as it turns out, Kim was just biding her time. She hopped on her app this week to share a few mighty cute photos of Saint … and we’d say they were well worth the wait. In the photos, Kim is playing with Saint in a swimming pool outside the home they rented for their stay. The kid looks like he’s having a ball with his mother, and it’s so sweet to see. In one of the pictures, Kim lifts him up in the air as he gives a big smile, and in another, she shows him a camera. Because hey — there’s no denying this little boy loves the camera. Saint seems so comfortable with being photographed and filmed — not at all like his big sister, North. No, we could never see Saint crying over Snapchat filters or making a habit out of yelling “No pictures!” (Not that there’s anything wrong with that — Snapchat is weird, pictures can be annoying, and North West is pretty much a national treasure. We’d never ask her to change.) And thank goodness for that, right? Because seriously, what a cute kid. View Slideshow: Saint West Photos: See Kimye’s Kute Son!
Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Ray J has been doing this thing lately where he keeps talking about Kim Kardashian and the relationship they had all those years ago. And by “lately,” we mean “for the past ten years.” But for whatever reason, he’s really been kicking it into overdrive lately, talking about her at any possibly opportunity . Maybe he’s just feeling a little lonely and desperate for attention. We know, we know, that doesn’t sound like Ray J, but what else could be going on with him? Why else would he be so intent on going after Kim, her famous family, and her marriage? Whatever’s going on with him, he doesn’t seem to be willing to stop anytime soon. In a new interview with Radar, he said that the Kardashians ” don’t scare me .” “Even if they did call” to tell him to hush, he says “it wouldn’t matter. There’s nothing they could do or say to me to get me to do anything I don’t want to do.” Boy, how tough you are, Ray J. Talking trash about a much more famous woman you dated over a decade ago. How very impressive. And to further prove his … what is this, his courage? His kindness? His desperation? Well, to prove it, he put aside his issues with Kanye West to say some nice words about the Kimye marriage. “I wish them both luck,” he says. “It’s not always going to be easy when you’re married — they’ll have good times and bad times.” “Anyone who’s married just needs to stick with it and fight it out.” But the nice-ishness didn’t last for two long — when asked about the divorce rumors and if he thought they’d make it, he responded with “Um, nah.” “I wouldn’t bet on them like that,” he says. OK, to address that first bit, the part where he says that the Kardashians don’t scare him? Maybe they should. He’s been pushing his luck lately, we’d imagine — just last week, he claimed that Kris Jenner “was totally involved in arranging the sale of Kim’s tape .” Then, earlier last month, he called Kim a “player,” and he said that she cheated on him during their relationship. On top of all that, he continues to promote their famous sex tape, something she’s repeatedly said she’d like to put behind her. Figuratively, of course, not literally, like … never mind. And to address that second part about Kim’s marriage? Who the hell is Ray J to stand up on a high horse about marriage? He’s been married for a few months to a woman named Princess Love, we wouldn’t exactly call him an expert. But sure, Ray J, keep right on running your mouth. If you haven’t stopped yet, goodness knows you never will. View Slideshow: From Ray J to Kanye: Singers Who Have Scored With the Kardashians
When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – there’s going to be a lot of importance on your looks in the vapid household you are from – even if you were raised in Montana where Ashton Kutcher, your stepfather developed his dot com billionaire investing skills…because you weren’t hot enough to distract him with your young pussy… It’s only natural to not be natural – and to try to get as hot as you can with modern science – it worked for the Kardashians…all those little monsters made fuckable…so it’ll work for the dark pretending to be hippie…willis sisters…and she’s looking good half naked…for the first time in her life…anyone fucking her cuz she’s Bruce Willis’ daughter is probably pretty happy about it… The post Rumer Willis in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the red faced redhead doing fitness…or dancing like a stripper…because all these kids dance like they are strippers or in hip hop music videos because that’s how the Kardashians made it for the mainstream pop culture youth…. Most people don’t know who she is, I don’t even know who she is….and I do posts on her all the fucking….because I am a sucker for girls who the media post about… I know that there’s something really unattractive about a flushed redhead doing any physical activity..It reminds me of high school gym class…when I was terrified of redheads for being monsters who should have been left in the woods…all pink pussy, orange pubic hair…but she’s not that kind of redhead…her face and bad complexion are… There’s something really unattractive…about her masculine aggressive approach, but her tits are good, her body tight, and she’s young…so keep it up. here she is raging like a rager raver on speed.. Here she is in a sports bra… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She brought out her nipples on snapchat – i guess that’s a big deal – in her famewhoring that works.. The post Bella Thorne Dancing in a Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kourtney Kardashian is, according to many wise, knowledgeable souls, the hottest Kardashian. Hotter than Kim, the OG Kardashian, hotter than Khloe with her Revenge Body, hotter even than Kendall Jenner, the supermodel, and Kylie Jenner, she of the incessant underwear selfies. And that’s largely because Kourtney is also the realest member of the family. Aside from breast implants that she got years ago (and that she’s always been honest about), she’s never had any noticeable plastic surgery. We’re looking at you … uh, the rest of the Kardashian-Jenner clain. She’s also known to be blunt and sensible and mature and so many other good things that don’t seem to exist in her sisters. What we’re saying is that Kourtney Kardashian is the best, and we must all bow down to her hot, wonderful self. And we must bow down extra hard based on these new photos from the family’s vacation to Costa Rica. In case you missed it, the whole dang bunch is currently in Costa Rica for some fun in the sun. Well, the whole bunch except for Kanye West , who may not be going any any family vacations with the Kardashians ever again, if we’re to believe the rumors. Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna also sat this one out, for obvious reasons. “Obvious reasons” being the way they are always trashy and dramatic and awful . But Kris Jenner is there with all of her daughters, as well as her boyfriend, Corey Gamble. Kim has her two children, and Tyga’s there with his son, King. Scott is also in attendance, as are his three children with Kourtney. And now that we’ve come back around to Kourtney … check out this unbearably hot look she’s rocking down there in Central America: Super gorgeous, right? And are the high-waisted bottoms covering up the beginnings of a baby bump ? Perhaps. At this point, we’re still not sure what exactly is going on between Scott and Kourtney, but it seems like a good sign for their relationship if he’s on vacation with her, right? Another good sign: he shared this photo of Kourtney, side boob and all, on Instagram: The point of this whole thing is that while there will always be drama in this family, while there will always be heartache and animosity and uncertainty somewhere, we’ll always have the hot swimsuit pics. And goodness, what a comfort that is. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Gives Us Vacation, Bikini Body Envy in Bahamas
Kim Kardashian Rocks Pierced Fingernails, White People Are Puzzled Kimmy and crew are good for taking something Black women have been doing (and being criticized for) for eons and suddenly making it a “hot new weird trend” by introducing it to pale people. Remember “boxer braids?” Yeah…exactly. Anyway, the Dash crew is at it again…this time with a formerly “ghetto” nail trend. Kim showed off her new pierced acrylic nails on Snapchat yesterday and instantly piqued the interest and bewilderment of clueless style-watchers across the globe… Even though this is something WE ran through in the 90’s…white people were amazed by the bizarre “new trend” that Kim just set off… Kim Kardashian starts new trend with PIERCED NAILS https://t.co/Gr7BBsH3Ur pic.twitter.com/3wIxJ62P7v — Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) January 27, 2017 Kim Kardashian shows off bizarre nail trend https://t.co/Y5XIyGwgjf pic.twitter.com/jn6SPZ7I35 — Yahoo (@Yahoo) January 28, 2017 Meanwhile… How did kim start a pierced nail trend when…. pic.twitter.com/bLUja2SDNj — Quavoncé (@SameOlHeaux) January 28, 2017 when they're saying Kim started the pierced nail trend but you….
For months now, we’ve been hearing rumors that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have broken up . False reports about the couple calling it quits have been circulating pretty much since the time they got married, but with this latest round, it seems there’s legitimate cause to believe that Kimye may soon be a thing of the past. It all started when Kim was robbed at gunpoint in Paris, and Kanye reportedly failed to show her the support she needed. Shortly thereafter, Kanye was hospitalized following an emotional breakdown, and he and Kim lived in separate homes for several weeks after his release. So yeah, even though we’d heard the rumors before, this time it really seems like the A-list pair are at least experiencing problems, if not heading for divorce. Today, we have news of another indication that all is not well with the Kardashian-Wests, as Radar Online is reporting that Kim and her family are taking on a vacation – and they will not be joined by Kanye. The family reportedly took off for Costa Rica yesterday, and just about every member of the extended Kard clan was aboard… …except for Kanye, whose absence remains a mystery. Even Kylie’s boyfriend, Tyga, went along, and brought his son with Blac Chyna. Kris Jenner’s rumored fiance, Corey Gamble, was also a part of the island getaway. The fact that this was clearly not a ladies-only affair makes the fact that Kanye opted out (or wasn’t invited) all the more curious. However, sources tell Radar that despite the fact that she and Kanye are living separate lives these days, Kim is not currently taking steps toward getting divorced or legally separated. “Kim really does not want to deal with her image being ruined because of another sloppy divorce,” says the insider. “So at the moment, that is not an option.” It should be noted that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna also didn’t joint the excursion, but that’s to be expected. Rob usually skips his family’s outings, and the presence of Blac’s baby daddy would probably make things more than a little awkward. Normally, we’d say we’ll find out the deal with Kanye when Keeping Up With the Kardashians returns to E! Unfortunately, sources close to the family say that filming has been delayed indefinitely, another sure sign that something is amiss. View Slideshow: 45 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos
