Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her legs…that I guess people are freaking out about because they are so fucking muscular..they may be photoshopped…they look weird as fuck…but not that weird…because she has been carrying her fat ass around for 5 years before giving into her million dollar contract with Weight Watchers that won….and made her starve herself skinny…something I encourage all fat chicks do…as long as they don’t lose their tits…because a girl with no tits is like a girl with no vagina…or what I call a mad dressed like a woman….and their in nothing hot about that…I mean…at least not to me, but apparently to a lot of people since tranny porn is the top selling porn…it means whoever is still buying porn…who still buys porn? Is buying tranny porn…fascinating…
Gigi Hadid is the relatively new it-girl model thanks to being born to a rich family with the right team hired to promote her to the mainstream…to give her family the ego booster they need because they live in LA, they are surrounded by Kardashians and other young girls who are being celebrated for no real reason other than being young and rich in LA…because when you’re young and rich, why go to school, you have a trust fund coming your way, and you can just sit around and be celebrated for being cute, and every bratty girl loves that…. All this to say, here she is in the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …. that has nothing to do with Christmas…at all…because Christmas doesn’t even have anything to do with Christmas…but everything to do with making year end sales…using guilt as a leverage point…or to me…it has everything to do with sad, lonely, single girls…who need dick to fill the void that is having no boyfriend, husband or family like all her friends…Tis the Season..
Despite rumors that Kanye West would be returning to Los Angeles to spend the holidays with his wife, daughter, and new in-laws, it looks as though the rapper forced Kim Kardashian to choose between her husband and the rest of her family. Sources say Kim reached the last-minute decision to spend Christmas in Paris, just as Yeezy had hoped. It was initially reported that Kim and Kanye would be spending Christmas apart , as the rapper seemed reluctant to return to the States, and was in working on his album in Paris as recently as yesterday. But last night Kanye touched down at LAX, he and Kim bought extravagant presents for North West and it looked as though he’d be spending the holiday with the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Now, however, insiders are claiming that Yeezus convinced Kim that Paris is the place to spend the holidays, and now the Wests are headed east…much to the chagrin of Kris Jenner. “Kanye was adamant that Kim and North spend the Christmas holiday together with him, away from all the holiday insanity of the Kardashians,” a source tells Radar Online. “The last thing Kanye wants to do is spend the holiday with Kim’s entire family.” Rumor has it, the entire family already ditched Kris on Thanksgiving , and the notoriously hard-headed momager was hoping they’d make it up to her on Christmas. But now that her divorce with Bruce Jenner is finalized , Kris may find herself spending another holiday at home. Her youngest daughters are reportedly planning to spend the holiday with their dad, while her kids from her first marriage have apparently already made other plans. Fortunately, Kris will have the tens of millions of dollars she made off of her kids to keep her company. 39 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless!
It looks like Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick’s relationship is on shaky ground. It always has been, we know … but things are even more precarious now. On the heels of reports that Kourtney dumped Scott following a Vegas bender comes a new report that Scott accused his longtime partner of abandonment. Emotionally. The couple “got into a very heated argument last weekend in which Scott accused her of abandoning him after the death of his parents,” a source says. “Scott believes that Kourtney has only used him as a sperm donor,” the insider also claims, and The Lord “feels absolutely neglected in their relationship.” If you watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online and Keeping Up With the Kardashians , you know they have not slept together in years. Five years, by his count. During which she’s gotten pregnant three times, so there has been some limited physical contact … but not a whole heck of a lot. Those pregnancies and the resulting children, while adorable, have only contributed to the distance between them, Disick claims (or at least a source says). Scott has been vocal with his view that she only cares for them. 13 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. This Ain’t Good Scott says it all with his reaction to Kourtney’s third pregnancy. “According to Scott, Kourtney uses the kids as a reason to not be romantic because she is always too tired,” the insider said of the expectant parents. In late, Scott checked into rehab at Mountainside Treatment Center in Connecticut, only to leave before his program was over, to the surprise of no one. He appeared to be sober and stepping up his game in preparation for baby #3, a boy who is due any day now, but the wheels are reportedly falling off again. Kardashian recently tweeted an image of the cartoon characters Lilo and Stitch. She added the message, “If you want to leave, you can . I’ll remember you, though.” She also took the kids, Penelope and Mason, to live with her at a friend’s house for two days, while she hopes her man will get it together (for the 100th time). As usual, she won’t break up with him, or marry him . “Kourtney doesn’t care what Scott does, but doesn’t want him drunk or inappropriate around their kids,” the insider said, painting an uncertain picture at best. Think they can ever be happy? 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters.
The photographer is Maciek Kobielski … The models are: Anais Pouliot, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Kel Markey, Marie Piovesan and Ros Georgiou The overall concept is naked, the vibe is naked, the bush is visible, and for someone who loves bush and hates Jersey Shore and the Kardashians for making girls think that bush is a bad thing, even though it requires more work to maintain than a wax, and even though it hides things you want to hide, all while being decorative, like a lawn ornament…this is amazing… I am glad the bush is back in town…and I am also glad that these models are naked.
These Kardashian girls REALLY have a hard time leaving their clothes on… A Very Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Strips Down For Dujour Magazine Even the Kardashians have to keep up with each other. With Kimmy off somewhere greased up and azzed out and Khloe hitting the gym heavy , Kendall on every magazine cover and plump-lipped Kylie laid up with a grown man , Kourtney had to do a little something to snag a peice of the Kardashian hype. She recently got nude and did a photo shoot for Dujour magazine — while nearly-about-to-pop prego. Via Dujour Magazine : I had done a nude shoot when I was pregnant with Mason, really last minute just for myself, and I love it. The photo is hanging in the entry of my mom’s house. It actually used to be in her bedroom next to her bed but Bruce would always make a comment about having it in his room. But it was really beautiful. This time, we were shooting for our show, and everyone on our camera crew was like, “You are so comfortable just walking around naked and pregnant!” And Scott, who stopped by with Kim said the same thing to me, like “How are you fine just standing there like naked with all these people around?!” To me, nudity is not something to be ashamed of. I’m not embarrassed of my body. I’m at my best when I’m pregnant. It’s such an amazing feeling, the transformation that your body goes through. There’s something about that that’s so empowering and beautiful and I just really embrace it. BUT — unlike her little sister, Kourtney insists these shots are just to capture the beauty of her body with child. She’s not so much interested in oiling herself up and bending over in front of a camera when she’s got her post-baby snap-back going… I would never say never, but I don’t think so, no. What appeals to me is celebrating the shape of my body being pregnant and capturing that time in my life. I wanted to do something that felt authentic to me rather than being pushed in a certain direction by somebody else. The appeal was to be involved in something I would say I had more control over than other photo shoots. No one telling me this is how you’re going to look and how you’re going to pose. It’s a wonderful thing to be able to show my children these photographs one day and say, “This was you inside.” Hmmmm…what do you think about it? Hit the flip for more from Kourtney’s pregnancy shoot… DuJour Magazine
Khloe Kardashian is once again dating French Montana. And family members are once again pushing Khloe Kardashian to stop dating French Montana. Back in April, during their first go-around as a couple, sources claimed Kim Kardashian advised Khloe against her romantic dalliance with Montana, mostly due to the rumors that French had abandoned his estranged wife (Deen Kharbouch). Kim was also concerned that Khloe was falling too fast after only recently divorcing her own estranged spouse, Lamar Odom. This time around, however, Kim and company are allegedly concerned because they think Montana has been unfaithful to their loved one. According to TMZ insiders, the Kardashians think French cheated on Khloe during a recent visit to Dubai. Montana was actually in that country at the same time as Kim, with sources claiming he posted for a photo with the star (above) merely to use as cover. Kim came home and told Khloe that she was with Montana for a matter of seconds, which runs contrary to the story Montana told Khloe of how he simply hung out with her sister during his trip. These conflicting tales have given the family pause when it comes to Montana’s vacation in Dubai. They told Khloe he may have been hooking up with a woman there and just using Kim as an alibi. It’s not exactly the strongest evidence of infidelity we’ve ever seen. But Khloe has at least been warned about the possibility. Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Photos 1. Khloe Kardashian Gun Photo Really, Khloe Kardashian and French Montana?!? The couple poses here with a machine gun online.
Gigi Hadid is a massive supermodel now that her father has used some of his billions of dollars and some of his billionaire friends….to hook up his little baby that feeds his ego……He is already a reality TV whore with his wife…making me think they wish they were the Kardashians, and I guess this is their mechanism to whore out their daughter….to have the same level of fame as their other rich LA neighbors…it’s a little classier…but it’s a vapid waste of resources that could easily be applied to something that changes the world…but I guess in ways topless in Rolling Stone changes lives…I just don’t know what those ways are…
Did her big sisters finally get through to her? Kylie Jenner Breaks Up With Tyga At Her Family’s Urging After Tyga went out of his way to change his birthday venue to make sure his underage boo-thang would be able to legally attend, Kylie didn’t even bother to show up on the big day. Now rumors are flying that the jailbait Jenner is finally listening to her family and is done being the rapper’s rebound. Seriously…how embarrassing must it be to get stood-up by an 11th-grader on your 25th birthday? Via RadarOnline : Kylie Jenner stood up her rumored boyfriend Tyga for his 25th birthday party Wednesday night, and a family insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that it’s a major sign that the 17-year-old “has finally started listening to her family’s advice and has begun distancing herself from him.” According to online reports, the rapper had originally planned to have his party at L.A. hotspot Greystone Manor, but had changed the location to The Argyle because Kylie is only seventeen, which is not old enough to be at Greystone. The Argyle, a restaurant, allows in patrons under 21, but Jenner was a no-show. “They want him out,” the friend tells Radar, referring to the teen’s older half-sisters on Keeping up with the Kardashians. In particular, “Kourtney and Khloe are doing everything they can to keep her from him,” the source said. As Radar reported, Kim Kardashian, 34, disapproves of the relationship too, “because he is the father of her BFF Blac Chyna’s 2-year-old son, King Cairo Stevenson,” according to a source. She made her feelings known when she famously cropped Tyga out of a group photo last week at French Montana’s birthday party in Las Vegas. “Kylie is starting to now see that he is clearly trying to ride on her current wave of fame,” says the source. “She is a young and beautiful girl and does not need to be getting into anything serious right now. Nor does she need a hanger-on.” How does the grown man manage to get dropped by the child??? HA!
