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Jessica Simpson Legs of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her legs…that I guess people are freaking out about because they are so fucking muscular..they may be photoshopped…they look weird as fuck…but not that weird…because she has been carrying her fat ass around for 5 years before giving into her million dollar contract with Weight Watchers that won….and made her starve herself skinny…something I encourage all fat chicks do…as long as they don’t lose their tits…because a girl with no tits is like a girl with no vagina…or what I call a mad dressed like a woman….and their in nothing hot about that…I mean…at least not to me, but apparently to a lot of people since tranny porn is the top selling porn…it means whoever is still buying porn…who still buys porn? Is buying tranny porn…fascinating…

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Jessica Simpson Legs of the Day

Today in Miley Cyrus Hotness of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal. I am not sure what that means, but I like to believe it’s some Native tradition that means we are connected at the soul, not that I care so much about being connected to her in anyway but her genitals, and maybe her bank account, because that’s what love is when you’re a broken down money making girl who has been supporting a team of people since you were 12…. She’s hot, she’s reinventing herself now that she’s broken up with her fiance, she’s doing this hip hop thing and taking being the white Nicki Minaj/Rihanna, whoever the fuck else she’s channeling in her pop crap that hip hop guys are eager to participate in, because she pays them to be her friend….and the good news is that she also pays us, via hot pics of herself… Like a tween girl, I’m a fan.

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Lucy Pinder Topless of the Day

Here’s some busty trash from the UK tanning topless depsite the general allergy to the sun I thought everyone from UK has…but then again maybe I’m not well educated on British people since I’ve never been there and assume they all have pasty white skin and brown mangled teeth…they all work as chimney sweepers and live in caravans…I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is. Her name is Lucy Pinder, she’s a busty Glamor Model celebrated for having big natural tits that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz everyone’s already seen them, and I don’t mind posting them, cuz I like tits.

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