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The Least Compelling Victoria’s Secret Video of the Day

I think this video that was released yesterday as a sneak peak of the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Swim collection is pretty representative of just how little they care about their marketing, cuz they know shit sells itself, and they know the girls they kidnap and lock into a career long marriage, who they own and who they turn into celebrities like some kind of pimp if this was the 1800s and Victoria’s Secret was that the back room is a brothel…. Their caption was captivating… Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss tease the Victoria’s Secret’s Swim 2013 collection in this 15-second online-exclusive video. It’s like motherfuckers don’t even need to work anymore – all they need to say is hot bitches in Bikini – Go Look – Go Buy…. Pretty fucking crazy…but for some reason, a reason I call hot tits, hot bodies, brainwashing – I’m sucked into this 15 second shitty edit the CEO’s kid probably made for his 6th grade media class….but to me it is a masterpiece…

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The Least Compelling Victoria’s Secret Video of the Day

The 2013 Pirelli Calendar Launched with Pregnant Adriana Lima Pics of the Day

I only have these Pregnant Adriana Lima pics from the Calendar…which aren’t very erotic…unless you have a ready to drop fetish…which I don’t…cuz afterbirth is disgusting… I don’t have any of the actual hot pics yet, but I saw they had a launch party, and figured that meant topless pics everywhere of your favorite models you want to fuck but won’t fuck…cuz they are too good for you and too busy dating rich and famous people…cuz models are hookers too. I figured I’d put this out there while we wait for the other pics of Summer Rayne Oakes (sounds like a real legit name), Isabeli Fontana, Karlie Kloss, Petra Nemcova and others to get scanned, leaked, released, as they always are….cuz people don’t respect copyright ….here are some pics….mainly behind the scenes pics… It was shot in Rio…and so far it is not nearly nude enough…

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LIndsay Lohan Bloated Botox Fake Tit Porn Face of the Day

I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny… Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving…. Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria’s Secret Models Topless in Vogue Spain of the Day

This is probably the fucking best pre-Victoria’s Secret campaign of all fucking time…because they took their high paid hookers…who you know as their “Angels”….who represent the tail the evil corporate empire pimps…..because they got their models naked enough and shot interestingly enough…to not be a shitty VS fashion shoot… The models are: Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Karlie Kloss, Miranda Kerr, Toni Garrn, Anja Rubik, Irina Shayk, Constance Jablonski, Edita Vilkeviciute, Alessandra Ambrosio & Izabel Goulart…… And I love them all equally… Sure we’ve seen all their nipples before…but having their nipples come together this glorious thanksgiving day…reminds me of a few things I wnat to give thanks for….so many small and subtle implants….so much fun

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Victoria’s Secret Models Topless in Vogue Spain of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Apologizes For Native American Headdress in Fashion Show

Victoria’s Secret has apologized after the use of a Native American-style headdress by a model in its recent fashion show sparked outrage. Model Karlie Kloss (above) donned the headdress at the brand’s annual fashion show, and was instantly criticized for ignorance toward tribal culture and history . The company responded over the weekend, saying it was sorry to have upset anyone and wouldn’t include the outfit in the show’s TV broadcast next month. “We sincerely apologize as we absolutely had no intention to offend anyone,” VS said. Historically, headdresses are a symbol of respect, worn by Native American war chiefs and warriors. Pretty sure the opposite was conveyed here. Kloss walked onto the runway last week wearing the floor-length feathered headdress, leopard-print underwear and high heels, plus various accessories. Kloss herself Tweeted that she was “deeply sorry if what I wore during the VS Show offended anyone.” That would be plenty of people, but not everyone. Thousands commented about the outfit on the company’s Facebook page. Some praised Kloss’ attire as artistic and urged those offended to “get over it.” Several expressed appreciation to Victoria’s Secret for halting its marketing of the clothing, while others reached back in history to explain their feelings. “We have gone through the atrocities to survive and ensure our way of life continues,” Navajo Nation spokesman Erny Zah said in an interview Monday. “Any mockery, whether it’s Halloween, Victoria’s Secret – they are spitting on us with this. They are spitting on our culture, and it’s upsetting.” The Victoria’s Secret stir follows a string of similar incidents, most recently No Doubt’s cowboys-and-Indians-themed music video , which has been pulled.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Sleepy Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s implants are really in fashion this season, they are all the rage, and remind the world of shitty tit women that 5,000 dollars can save them the awkwardness of undressing, because perfect, round, almost natural looking tits can balance out their otherwise broad shoulders and back…into making their midget size and shape…a little more lady like… I used to hate implants and still hate stupid huge implants but I fucking love saving shitty tits from a destiny of shitty tits….and I appreciate Hayden Panettiere exhausting herself promoting this movement and documenting it on twitter. She’s a hero….and I am not just saying that cuz her only acting job was on a show called heroes…I am saying it cuz her tits are telling me to….it is a super power.

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Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Posing in Matching Outfits of the Day

Sisters dressed the same like they were 5 may be appealing to some of you…but reminds me of little kids playing in the park at a birthday party….meaning it isn’t sexy…unless you factor in that they aren’t little kids…at least one of them isn’t a little kid…and the one who isn’t a little kid is trying to train and whore out the one who is a little kid….so that the one who isn’t a little kid is not the disgrace of the family for leaking nude pics to advance her career….but the one who is a little kid is for whatever whore moves she pulls to stand out from her family’s expectations…and the whole thing is confusing….unless you understand the dynamic of older whore sisters training younger sisters to be bigger whores than they are…you know cuz they paved the way for them….cuz I am pretty sure that’s what is going on here and the parents don’t care….cuz they are getting paid….. If this post made no sense…I just want you to know it makes perfect sense to me.

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Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Posing in Matching Outfits of the Day

Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day

Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon…. But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day

Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss , Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.

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Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

Ooh La La! ‘House Of Style’ Reboot Kicks Off In Paris

Supermodels Karlie Kloss and Joan Smalls take aspiring fashionistas behind the scenes of Paris Fashion Week in debut episode. By Christina Garibaldi Joan Smalls arrives in Paris on “House of Style” Photo: MTV

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