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Karlie Kloss Is One Hot Tall Drink Of Water

Posted on September 13, 2013 by admin2| Leave a comment

Karlie Kloss may not be the biggest Victoria’s Secret model out there, but damn if she isn’t one of the tallest. Because she’s downright towering over dudes in these pictures. I just hope that she’s into shorter men, because I’d love to climb those long legs of hers. I’d just have to get over my crippling fear of heights first. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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The Hottest Supermodels At The 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Once again, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail because I’m pretty sure that Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Lily Aldridge, Erin Wasson, Jessica Stam, Linda Evangelista, Linda Cardellini and Karlie Kloss were expecting me to attend the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards. Sorry ladies, but the USPS just isn’t what it used to be.

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Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex…. I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit. Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is…. She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents. But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent. The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati… Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

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Karlie Kloss for i-D Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you realize that Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2 or 6 foot 6 in heels, rockin a size 12 foot, she kinda loses any and all sex appeal. You know, put her against a white wall, and she’s proportionate, has a great figure, long and lean, with little tits and legs for fucking days, but stand next to her, and you become a fraction of the man you are, her shoulders broader than yours. It’s like a Universal Stuidos optical illusion, but when you put things into perspective, those feet are the length of your fucking arm. But lucky for her, none of us will ever be next to her in line at the grocery store, or put up against her in a Volleyball match, we just see her in pictures, sometimes with other tall freak women, and I think it’s better for all of us that way. It’s less of a horror movie and more of a, holy fuck those are some serious legs.

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Candice, Karlie and Alessandra are Together in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Those who model underwear and bikinis together…stay together…because they are paid too much to really relate to other people…but more importantly…they make up an exclusive secret society…that is corporately owned….up on some stepford wife shit…where these robots that are awesome to look at…go where they are told…either solo or as a group….in efforts to take over whatever room and peddle cheap, ill-fitting, padded bras on the unsuspecting lower-middle class suburban woman hoping she’ll look as good as these girls….and as good as they look, posing their typical pose…these girls are tall as fuck, and should start up a basketball or volleyball team….that I’d like to coach and by coach I mean masturbate in the corner while they are warming up…cuz robots or not, they are total babes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Finally, They Got It Right!

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It finally happened! After years of complaining, Victoria’s Secret models actually showed up wearing their product to promote a new collection for once. Must be my lucky day. Because here’s hotties Candice Swanepoel , Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio wearing bikinis for Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection. Of course, it’s not 100% perfect because Karlie’s still wearing her shirt like the fat kid at the pool. Don’t worry Karlie, go ahead and take it off. I’ll make sure the other models don’t make fun of you. » view all 50 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: WENN.com

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Karlie Kloss Is Hot On Set of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pics are from earlier in the month and I am not entirely sure what she is shooting for…you know because they don’t tell me these things as I don’t matter….or maybe because they are scared I’m high risk of being a stalker and they like to keep stalkers out of the loop….or maybe just maybe they don’t know I exist…but there is one thing they can’t take away from my irrelevant existence and that is the ability to stare at her pics for of her thong ass for whatever this is…just as long as I want…and as creepily as I want…from the comfort of my own soiled couch….because you know what it works out better this way…because I am lazy…. These pics are hot.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

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Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke…. That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….

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