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Taylor Swift And Karlie Kloss’ Leg Show Is My New Fantasy

Just when I thought Taylor Swift ‘s regular leg shows couldn’t get any hotter, she figured out a way to top herself: invite her friend and leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss along. Because here’s the two of them out walking around together in New York showing off those perfect stems of theirs and giving me one hell of a fantasy about getting the two of them to leg-wrestle. I bet it could make a killing on pay-per-view. And I wouldn’t even want a cut, I’d just be happy to help make the dream come true. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

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Karlie Kloss for Vogue Paris of the Day

You know Karlie Kloss as the outcast Victoria’s Secret model. The socially awkward, weird looking one with no real body who is potentially having sex with Taylor Swift… She’s obscure, awkward, tall and skinny, and despite loving tall and skinny, I find her sex appeal non existent..… She’s the one who came out of the fashion world and who everyone says “what the fuck is that”…but who makes a ton of fucking money being “what the fuck is that”….because I guess she’s good at it…and owns it and if you have what was probably considered a birth defect being a 6 foot 5 tall woman..worked out for her…like Downs Syndrome worked for Chris Burke… And for some reason, I think she looks great in these Vogue pics…

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Karlie Kloss Is Naked

Apparently wannabe actresses aren’t the only ones in France right now for Cannes, because here’s some pictures of leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss on her balcony, I’m guessing after just waking up. I’m not going to lie, I’m a little disappointed in these shots. Not because she isn’t wearing any make-up, I’m digging the whole natural look on Karlie. No, I mean because she apparently sleeps in a totally boring set of PJs instead of her company’s lingerie or, better yet, nothing at all. It’s totally ruining the whole model fantasy for me right now. Photos: Fameflynet

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Karlie Kloss Is Naked

Karlie Kloss Is Naked

Apparently wannabe actresses aren’t the only ones in France right now for Cannes, because here’s some pictures of leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss on her balcony, I’m guessing after just waking up. I’m not going to lie, I’m a little disappointed in these shots. Not because she isn’t wearing any make-up, I’m digging the whole natural look on Karlie. No, I mean because she apparently sleeps in a totally boring set of PJs instead of her company’s lingerie or, better yet, nothing at all. It’s totally ruining the whole model fantasy for me right now. Photos: Fameflynet

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Karlie Kloss in a Shitty Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are… Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…

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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Easter!

In case anybody out there’s still wondering why I always call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, here she is wearing nothing but a pair of bunnies for an Easter-themed photoshoot in the middle of Berlin. Great, now I definitely know how I want to spend my Easter weekend this year: standing behind another Micaela shoot like these lucky tourists. Anyway, I know some of you prudes out there might call this sacrilegious, and I actually agree. Micaela should clearly be wearing way less. Photos: WENN.com

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Taylor Swift’s Got Legs For Days!

I can’t speak for any other blogs, but on this site at least, Taylor Swift ‘s known more for her killer leg shows than her crappy music. And here she is putting on another great one hanging out with her friend and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss , who’s known for having a pretty great set of stems of her own. So forget Taylor’s next concert tour, these two should do a worldwide leg wrestling tour instead. I bet it’d sell out in 2 minutes flat. Personally, I’d follow them around like they were the Grateful Dead. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary. The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

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Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary. The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

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Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day