Pounding your stake, expanding your telescope, sharpening your fang, clamping your test tube…whatever metaphor you want to use, we have one question for you, and one question only: From ou r B-Cup Beauties division, Underworld ‘s Kate Beckinsale Vs. The Big Bang Theory ‘s Kaley Cuoco …who’s hotter? More after the jump!
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Kate Beckinsale Vs. Kaley Cuoco: Who’s Hotter? [PIC]
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Late night host Jimmy Kimmel’s tradition of filming a post- Oscar movie-related spoof continued Sunday night with a “trailer” for Movie: The Movie , the ultimate star-studded epic to end all epics. In addition to featuring a host of stars, from Taylor Lautner to Helen Mirren to Tyler Perry (er, “Daniel Day-Lewis as Tyler Perry as George Washington”), the Kimmel-produced gag covered just about every genre and trope known to the movies. I give it a few years before some suit turns this into a reality. Among the stars in Kimmel’s ensemble: Ryan Phillippe, Jessica Biel, Ed Norton, Josh Brolin, Antonio Banderas, Tom Hanks, Charlize Theron, Helen Mirren, Tyler Perry, Meryl Streep, Jason Bateman, Matt Damon, and Colin Farrell. Okay, who am I kidding: I’d totally watch a K-9 buddy cop action sports movie starring Farrell as a SWAT officer partnered with a bomb-kicking Air Bud. Go ahead and make that happen, Hollywood. [via Jimmy Kimmel Live ]
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Star-Studded Movie: The Movie Spoof Is Depressingly Accurate
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Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans… The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing… Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits…. It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched… Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl… Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.
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Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day
It’s no secret that Kate Beckinsale is the hottest MILF on the planet right now, she’s just perfect, so I had to post these pictures of her at yet another Underworld nerd party. I don’t think it’s safe to have nerds around this hottie, one look in their direction and we’ll be hearing a lot of “Boing!” noises. That’s cartoon for erection. Although she’s probably use to dealing with stray boners.
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With her sexy vampire or alien or monster movie or whatever it is doing so well at the box office, Kate Beckinsale must be riding high. Here she is at some Underworld event the other day launching teenage nerds into manhood with her super MILF powers. The woman is spectacular, she’s a national treasure. I don’t think she’s even American, but she belongs on a coin…. Topless of course. Call your congressman.
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This is a stretch even for a pervert like me…See Vanessa Hudgens, actress, is rocking a white dress and when she hits the sunshine from the right angle, it’s so see through you can see the shadow of her fucking legs…This is the kind of low key slutty dress that you’d expect from a girl transitioning into lesbianism, you know slowly scaling back on her sex appeal, until one day becoming some kind of Meg White looking fat chick on a motorcycle circulating my block to rip off my dick as all other lesbians do…
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Vanessa Hudgens Lesbianism in a See Thru Dress of the Day
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I was first introduced to Kate Beckinsale by a virgin loser you could probably relate to. He invited me to his apartment cuz he was trying to collect me as a friend cuz collecting was all he knew and I was trying to get free beer. He put in the Movie underwood and told me it was the 50th time he watched it and it’s at the point where he can recite it and reenact it as soon as he finds other virgin losers to perform it with him in the park between medeval sword fighting simulation….and dude couldn’t contain his excitement a director’s cut was coming out cuz it was like a whole new movie, before showing me 3 photo albums of her pictures cut out and cropped, the creepiest of the pics being his head and her head cut out on a porn pic…. All this to say, I was never that much of a fan, but she’s pushing 40, her ass is amazing, she gets half naked, despite being a mom, and above all she’s from the UK, all odds against her…but for some reason…she remains spectacular…… Here are some bikini pics… To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Kate Beckinsale’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day
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Did you guys realize that Mark Wahlberg and Kate Beckinsale were starring in a little heist movie called Contraband ? Me neither, but that’s probably because Universal has quietly scheduled the film, from Icelandic director Baltasar Kormákur, for a quiet box office death release next January. But we’re going to need something to watch during that winter wasteland month so let’s take a look and see if super-angry Mark Wahlberg, his abs, and and Kate Beckinsale undressing for the camera can’t motivate us to buy tickets.
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See Mark Wahlberg Return To a Life of Duct Tape-Assisted Crime in the Contraband Trailer
If Steven Soderbergh is attempting to make his male stripper movie Magic Mike into the dude version of Sucker Punch , mission accomplished! EW reports that comically handsome True Blood star (and once-possible Superman ) Joe Manganiello is final talks to play “Big Dick Richie” in the film, opposite comically handsome stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and Matt Bomer . Who’s next? Jon Hamm? Ryan Gosling? [ EW ]
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Joe Manganiello In Talks to Play ‘Big Dick Richie’ in Magic Mike
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Hot on the heels of yesterday’s mysterious Breaking Dawn cast poster (as we reported, it’s not the official movie poster but licensee key art from NECA, so rest easy) comes a brand spanking new synopsis and set of nine hi-res images from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 , which will set Twi-hard hearts aflutter with its focus on romance, passion, and babymaking. Dive in!
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Updated Plot Synopsis and 9 New Images from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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