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Watch Kate Beckinsale Kick Ass and Wear Tight Leather in the Underworld: Awakening Trailer

Today in 3-D sequel news, Screen Gems has unveiled the trailer for Underworld: Awakening , the fourth (and possibly last) installment in the Kate Beckinsale vampire-and-werewolf franchise. So! Squeeze into your best leather body suit, find some blue cellophane to look through, and click ahead to see Beckinsale reprise her role as the most badass vampire warrioress at the box office.

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Watch Kate Beckinsale Kick Ass and Wear Tight Leather in the Underworld: Awakening Trailer

Kate Beckinsale — Bikini Sun Block

Filed under: Kate Beckinsale , Hot Bodies , Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Stars In Heat , Hot Mamas Kate Beckinsale tried to cover up her face from the blazin’ sun in shades and a floppy hat, but luckily showed off her sexy bod in a bikini in Mexico this weekend. Even without a tan, Kate’s golden. Read more

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Jessica Alba Gagged in Some Movie of the Day

I heard Alba and Lohan both have nude scenes in Machete, which makes sense, because why else would you bring two relatively recently desired pussy back from the grave, dust them off, maybe spray a little perfume on them after soaking them in a warm tub to loosen up a bit, before totally raping them, for every eyeball that wants to see Lohan and Alba naked for old times sake, it’s relatively obvious marketing, but still genius that it got pulled off. I also walked into a small town sex shop this weekend, it happened to smell like really dirty pussy, there was no one working, but there was noise coming from the basement door that was left open, the shelves were filled with bondage gear, from harnesses to whips to gags to restraints and I like to think I was playing a pivotal role in the man who owns and works the shops fantasies…you know the store owner who inserts foreign objects inside bitches, while someone is upstairs browsing in their store….. Either way, bondage is big, throat fucking porn bigger….Alba gagged not so interesting, but what the fuck, anything that involves her being taken down a notch and demeaned, is porn to me.

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Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

I always find it hard to believe that Kate Beckinsale is pretty much a 40 years old mom, only because I love her body…and not because I am a fan of hers, since her only fans are weird, socially awkward nerds who have every edition of Underworld still wrapped and on their shelf with the other DVDs they collect and don’t open, since buying shit and not using it makes sense to their virgin loser way, along with having Star Wars toys lying around your house, despite the fact that you are a grown man, only to tell anyone who comes by that you have no interest in EVER tasting pussy. Beckinsale, mom pussy or not…accomplished actress or not…useful or not…old lady or not….is pretty fucking spectacular. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures For Labor Day

I totally forgot it was Labor Day. If I would have known, I most likely wouldn’t have done any post and taken the day off. Well, it’s a good thing for you guys I did forget because you wouldn’t have gotten these super hot Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. Anyway, once again, Kate is proving that she’s still the finest MILF in Hollywood. Enjoy. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

Kate Beckinsale’s Amazing MILF Uniform

Here’s the amazing MILF Kate Beckinsale out the other day wearing a classic MILF outfit. The hot leggings, sneakers, off the shoulder sweater and expensive handbag have been a staple uniform among MILF’s for years. They look like they’re going to the gym, but can normally be found getting coffee with friends or spending their husband’s hard earned cash at small expensive boutiques. I love them. Warning! This outfit is remarkably similar to the standard fat chick uniform, all you have to do is replace the hand bag with a bag of chips or a cake and you’re there. Luckily fat chicks are easy to spot. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

Kate Beckinsale Teases Us With Her Sexiness

I’m just assuming these pictures of Kate Beckinsale are from the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival , I couldn’t be bothered to find out because I would rather spend my time staring at her sexy leg peeking out of her evening gown. What a tease. This woman is just gorgeous, there are no two ways about it. Notice how I didn’t call her a girl or a chick? That’s because she’s far too classy to be referred to like that, she’s all woman and I want to treat her with the respect she deserves. Did I mention I want to make sweet hump to her? I blew it.

Kate Beckinsale Has Seen Better Days

I wasn’t sure about this look Kate Beckinsale was sporting at the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List Party the other night, I was beginning to think she was losing some of her MILF status, but then I spent about eleven minutes studying them in the bathroom and I’ve changed my mind. Now I’m just a little sleepy. Who am I kidding? Kate’s been the queen MILF for a long time now and doesn’t seem to be letting up, and as my queen I would do anything to please her…. Anything. Call me.

Kate Beckinsale Was Made For Skinny Jeans

I make fun of hipster skinny jeans quite a bit, but it may just be that I wasn’t seeing them on the right chicks.

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Kate Beckinsale Was Made For Skinny Jeans

Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel for Absolut Vodka of the Day

Two of my favorite things in life is booze and useless pussy. Here are a few ads for Absolut Vodka that are pretty fucking boring to me, because I like usually like drinking my booze and not looking at pictures of my booze, and I definitely prefer real women to pictures of women posing, and I really prefer those real women to be fuckin soaked through proper in booze, because historically, drunk bitches are easier to fuck, especially if you slip some shit in their drink and drag them out by their hair…

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