Apparently the 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards were held last night and for some bizarre reason, I wasn’t invited, even though everybody knows I’m a tireless advocate for women’s rights… to wear bikinis 24/7. On the plus side, Kate Hudson showed off some of her cute MILF cleavage on the red carpet, but hopefully next year, she’ll be able to show up in just a bikini instead of this big heavy dress. And also have gotten a boob job. What? I just want what’s best for Kate and her career. And the Little Tuna. It’d be a win-win. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I used to jerk off to Jane Fonda work out videos in the 80s…. I would still jerk off to Jane Fonda work out videos as a tribute to being able to jerk off to work out videos in the 80s…a simpler time for boners… But my VCR is broken… The sick thing in all this is that I’d jerk off to Jane Fonda in work out videos in her 70s…because old, leathery, but still hot in some weird granny fetish way..thanks to modern science and good living…unlike other Hollywoood rich kids who either die off due to drug overdoses thanks to neglect…or become Melanie Griffith…amd Kate Hudson.. All this to say….she’s a babe… The post Jane Fonda for W of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson was getting off a helicopter and was seen grabbing at her vagina for what could be a number of reasons… The first…that she considers her vagina her holy grail and she doesn’t want anything bad happening to it, which can’t be true because she’s’ done all kinds of bad things to it from babies to all the actors she’s had inside her…which leads to the second reason she’s grabbing at her vagina…maybe it is damaged and beat up and scabbed and she fears the wind will blow part of that is hanging from a string of flesh away..ruining her forever….or maybe…she just doesn’t want anyone seeing what could either be heaven because it lures men in…or a nightmare because it has lured men in….right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Grabbing Her Crotch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Kate Hudson…in a dress…showing some side tit…even though everyone knows that her Goldie Hawn Spawn ass is what makes Owen Wilson try to kill himself… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier today, Sandra Bullock was named the Most Beautiful Woman in the world. The 50-year old Oscar winner said herself that the honor is patently “ridiculous,” but we can think of a handful of famous females who would disagree with that assessment. And we’ve listed them all here: View Slideshow: People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Women in the World Indeed, Bullock fits pretty snugly into the type of women People typically bestows with this honor: She’s classically beautiful. She’s respected around Hollywood. And she has an Academy Award sitting on her mantel at home. In fact, since the year 2000, People has never NOT named an actress as the Most Beautiful Woman in the World; with the exception of Beyonce, who does possess more big screen experience than the average artist. So if you want to be in consideration in 2016, Kate Upton , you may need to make the move from video games to film. (No, not adult films. Sorry, fellas.) Off the top of your head, can you guess each of the beauties who have nabbed this distinction over the past 15 years? Can you come up with the only three-time winner? Here’s a hint: she’s the only one not to have actually covered the Most Beautiful issue one year. How come? Because Bullock, ironically, was given that cover spot in 2011 upon adopting her son Louis. Give up? Click around the photo gallery above and try not to drool all over your keyboard.
My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years…. My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years… Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul.. It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole… At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face… Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is not that hot, but obviously she has some kind of appeal, because she has gone through every single dude in hollywood and entertainment, all while managing to leverage her parents to create some bullshit career that she gets paid amazingly for, since she hit before the industry bottomed out…. Even I was drawn to her in some 1996 article on her mom for Architectural Digest, you know back in my Real Estate Tycoon days… I thought Kate Hudson is a girl I could probably fuck, if I randomly met her in LA you know never going to be her mom, probably fun to hang with because of her fucked up upbringing…. That was back when I believed anything was possible,before becoming a broken uninspired man, married to a pig, living in hell…you know when you’re in your 20s and think “shit I can be the next Bill Gates, before develop drug, alcohol and prostitute addiction”….. But still in the back on my mind think, could happen with this one, because she seems to always need a dick to fill her…it is more of a right place, right time situation with this one… All this to say, she’s probably spoiled, bratty, and awful even in her late 30s…a terrible person who could have been responsible for Zoolander 2 never coming to fruition due to suicide… But I still can look at her ass and not hate it…but then again..I can look at a ham sandwich and want to fuck it…thanks to my facebook feed.. Here she is at the beach in MALIBU with the dude from Cold Play…because the industry is small and everyone gets passed around… TO SEE SOME OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Ass at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think there’s anything really exciting about Adriana Lima. She is an old, even washed up Brazilian model who made it in the early 2000s and now gets overpaid to spend a day getting her picture taken…two decades laters… She is known for her lingerie and bikini half naked modeling, but I guess now that she’s expired, they’ve decided to put her in sunglasses…which as it turns out may cover up her haggard over 30 year old, probably botoxed face…and mom body…but clothed makes her a hell of a lot less interesting than when she poses in lingerie and bikinis, even if her in lingerie and bikini body isn’t as good as it used to be…I’ll still look at half naked over whatever is going on here… I have no idea why I feel this is important to post, because I don’t..it just kind of happened. The post Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is a terrible person….at least that is what I would assume, seeing as I have never met her, and have no idea what her deal is….I just like to judge girls pushing 40 on her having run through so many celebrity cocks….being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, who you can assume that in her teens was at all the exclusive parties ripping coke, and taking cock, and getting pregnant by older men…only to have their kid…before leading Owen Wilson to killing himself…or at least trying, despite what Zoolander fans wanted him to do… She’s not all that hot, but she’s got a great ass and she looks good now thanks to breeding at a young age. She’s not all that talented, but she knows the right people, and knowing the right people is all you need. She’s made a ton of money acting, all because she’s Goldie Hawn’s Daughter…reminding us that acting is really a joke and once you break into the scene, you’re good. She’s been linked to a lot of people, one would call her a slut…but not me, because I like girls who fuck a lot…not for their herpes, or because it means they are better at fucking, but for their inability to control themselves…because they are easier for me to finger when they have 2 drinks in them…. All this to say, she’s showing some cleavage, she looks good, whether she was a mom or not, and over analyzing her vagina and all it has been through, or her career..or even that she lead Owen Wilson to suicide….can’t take away from that…I’m a fan. The post Kate Hudson is a Hard Nippled Mom in Shorts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is a terrible person….at least that is what I would assume, seeing as I have never met her, and have no idea what her deal is….I just like to judge girls pushing 40 on her having run through so many celebrity cocks….being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, who you can assume that in her teens was at all the exclusive parties ripping coke, and taking cock, and getting pregnant by older men…only to have their kid…before leading Owen Wilson to killing himself…or at least trying, despite what Zoolander fans wanted him to do… She’s not all that hot, but she’s got a great ass and she looks good now thanks to breeding at a young age. She’s not all that talented, but she knows the right people, and knowing the right people is all you need. She’s made a ton of money acting, all because she’s Goldie Hawn’s Daughter…reminding us that acting is really a joke and once you break into the scene, you’re good. She’s been linked to a lot of people, one would call her a slut…but not me, because I like girls who fuck a lot…not for their herpes, or because it means they are better at fucking, but for their inability to control themselves…because they are easier for me to finger when they have 2 drinks in them…. All this to say, she’s showing some cleavage, she looks good, whether she was a mom or not, and over analyzing her vagina and all it has been through, or her career..or even that she lead Owen Wilson to suicide….can’t take away from that…I’m a fan. The post Kate Hudson is a Hard Nippled Mom in Shorts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
