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Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.

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Kate Upton Covered Up in Elle of the Day

When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up… And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”… Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”…. To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE

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Lea Michele’s Armpit for the Perverts of the Day

Her name is Lea Michele. She had a fake relationship with a costar for marketing purposes, who ended up dying on her, leaving her to deal with having to pretend to mourn, but she’s a professional, and with being a professional, she snuck her actual boyfriends around. It would have been so much better for her to deal with all this if they just did a whole break up, but dying…that throws a real wrench in things. It’s not what she signed up for to get that year end bonus, but it was a good platform to make people feel sorry for her and propel, like Rihanna did when Chris Brown beat her. It was like balancing when it was time to publicly move on – and positioning it so people didn’t hate her but felt sympathy for her trying to find love after loss…and the whole thing was a joke….kind of like her sex appeal… But I found this one pic of her that I think at least one person can jerk off to, you know armpit fetishists, who aren’t so picky about the girls who’s armpits they want to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Valerie Van Der Graaf is Good of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is a Dutch model – who has been in a bunch of campaigns, the most mainstream being Sports Illustrated, proving that just because you are hotter and more amazing than Kate Upton, the general American public will always choose the American. It’s some racism and patriotic bullshit that may makes sense when applied to wear your clothing is made, but that doesn’t make sense when applied to women, because Kate Upton is not as hot as this…and that’s the end of discussion… Now I generally hate Black & White photos, because I know most pictures are shot on digital and turned black and white, for effect…and I hate that shit…but I do like this babe naked, busty, and hot bodied…so I’ll just imagine it in color like I used to as a poor kid playing videogames one of my mom’s john’s gave her on our shitty Mexican TV… But this isn’t about me…it’s about magical Valerie.

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Genevieve Morton Titties be Peddling of the Day

Look a suntan lotion paid Genevieve Morton to post a picture of her sloppy body and huge tits that distract from her average at best Miss Piggy face…up on some low grade Kate Upton hustle, hoping that at 29, her career will turn around enough to land an old as fuck dude with a lot of money, so that she doesn’t need to exploit herself, or really humiliate herself like this… I mean could her cash grab be any more obvious…posing with product placement, not even trying to be subtle… You know the brand probably paid her 10,000 dollars for this…maybe even more…totally undeserving, backwards and a reminder that our world is a very confused place….proven in the fact that this Slave Owning South African…has any fans…all because a magazine featured her in a bikini a few times…which is world changing talent…in the event you didn’t know…

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Beam Up to Guardians of the Galaxy’s Zoe Saldana

Guardians of the Galaxy’s Zoe Saldana slips nip in Colombiana , Kate Upton makes a splash in The Other Woman , and Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery will please your log.

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Samantha Hoopes and other Tricks for GUESS of the Day

Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports Illustrated marketed girl named Samantha Hoopes, who is modelling their accessory line with a couple other girls…who are hotter than her and who I think the resources and “favors” called are spent on…but still better than anything you’ve ever fucked and she takes a good picture so whatever…I’ll promote this brand for free because they’ve blinded me with babes…I guess that’s the whole basis of this modelling shit…

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Lucy Bayet Busts Out Big Time

I know it’s tough remembering of all the no-name hotties I post on the site, you’d probably need a spreadsheet to keep track of them all. But trust me, you won’t have any problems remembering Australian model Lucy Bayet after this, because this might be one of the hottest bikini shoots you’ll see all week, if not all month. Now, I’ve heard some people call Lucy here Australia’s Kate Upton , but screw that. With pictures this good, we should be calling Kate America’s Lucy Bayet instead. Enjoy.

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27 Topless Stars on Instagram: Half Off Birthday Suits Here!

Over the weekend, Liam Payne posted a photo of himself standing on a boat, nearly naked. The image was handsome and unexpected, but let’s face it: not exactly groundbreaking. Celebrities from across all industries and genders have been publishing shirtless photos on Instagram for nearly as long as this social media site has been in existence. The following picture gallery includes singers and actors; models and athletes; and two women who have had sex with Chris Brown ! There’s no accounting for taste. But there is accounting for hotness! Click and drool away now, men and women: 27 Topless Stars on Instagram 1. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these.

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Genevieve Morton Nipples of the Day

Genevieve Morton is one of those fat overrated models who should never have been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, but for some reason, she managed to scam her way in. She’s not hot, she’s dumpy as fuck, and I guess that her level of low level fame proves that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit can only make one fat blonde model famous at a time. I’ve heard she’s moved to LA, that she’s trying to get in movies, and I guess she’s broken down enough, laying in bed crying about how Kate Upton beat her at her own game, and now is vindictive and on the attack…and attack she takes seriously…because she’s finally showing nipples, getting naked, never too late, even when it’s too late to hooker. I like to think this rivalry would have been better won in a food eating contest…but maybe I am just too logical a thinker for these fat girls who think they are hot… What I am not against is nipples…

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