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Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way… My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame. She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES. I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls. I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me. You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass… TO SEE THE FUNNY TOP 10 CLICK HERE TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hailey Clauson Is My New favorite Busty Blond

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you guys know, now that Helen Flanagan ‘s a redhead and Kate Upton ‘s, well, boring, I’ve been on the market for a new favorite busty blonde to obsess over lately. And after these shots of Hailey Clauson in the lastest issue of Flaunt , I’m officially ready to call it. So congrats Hailey, it’s a very prestigious title to have. And best of all, it comes with a lifetime of free motorboating sessions with yours truly. Now I know Helen and Kate never cashed theirs in, but just look where that got them.

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Vanessa Hudgens Round Ass Hikes of the DAy

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens kinda makes me laugh. She was a pudgy, hairy, Disney starlet from High School musical, who managed to get involved in what her lawyers seem to think was an underage nude sext scandal, showcasing her awesome bush, only to leverage that to get more work, nothing really substantial, other than a Threesome in Springbreakers…. Now she’s a pudgey, hairy little older thing, but for some reason, a I think she’s great…I like her little round body, I like her little hustle, and more importantly, I like staring at her ass when she hikes… I mean she’s a product of a STAGE MOM and I guess it’s working…she’s not in a gutter somewhere plotting her revenge against Disney for raping her, instead she’s just having a good time…and that’s refreshing enough to stare at her ass as it hikes…cuz you know that fucking ass is sweating…my favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are no Maria Menounos Pics that matter quite as much as THESE MARIA MENOUNOS PICS …because she flashed her pussy in them… Seeing her living her retired life 3 or 4 years later, with her husband…rocking her decent body that I think is overrated thanks to to everyone who knows who she is…people who I assume are only white trailer park people who watched her on EXTRA before she quit…because ei wouldn’t know who the fuck she was if it wasn’t for doing this stupid site…is boring… You know sipping her beer in her bikini as she parties in Vegas..in some selfies…come on bitch, we’ve already seen your vag, step it up….and stop the yard.

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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor for GQ Portugal of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a reason that Petra Nemcova survived the Tsunami and her husband or fiancé didn’t, and that reason wasn’t to help Southeast Asia with all her philanthropic work. You know like one of those people who give purpose and meaning to the traumatic event in their life. She survived the Tsunami to be fit and posing in GQ Portugal with her amazing eastern European genetics, and by amazing eastern European genetics I mean her tits…This shoot is crazy… It is the kind of shoot that makes me want to some how convince her to Tsunami all over my face with her vagina….only in this Tsunami, the only thing dying is every other woman in the world, figuratively, because that pussy may be a bad luck charm, but the rest of her is the kind of thing that looks addictive enough to want want to get pregnant. She’s a survivor, who has been through a lot, but looks better than all you lazy American girls who have never seen tragedy, struggle or despair..and that’s why I like her better than you….what I don’t like is every single man who has had sex with her…because they aren’t me, and giving her unrealistic expectations for the sex intend to have with these pics…true story.

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Kate Upton Vagina Of the DAy

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint. Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site… I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it… So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy… Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet…. I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…

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Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to…. Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food…. But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

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Kate Upton and Justin Verlander: Date Night at Fenway Park!

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander broke up last year and the pitching ace has been with the Detroit Tigers for his entire MLB career, so there are at least a couple good reasons these two shouldn’t be touring Boston’s Fenway Park together. And yet: Looks like there’s some truth to those reports that Upton and Verlander are back together ! Can you blame Justin for crawling back? As for Verlander’s betrayal of his team: well, every player should be allowed at least one trip inside the legendary Green Monster. Besides, it’s not like he plays for the Yankees, and when you’re dating Kate Upton…you do what she wants. Kate and Justin have been extremely private about their relationship in the past, but Justin posted the above pics to Instagram over the the weekend with the caption: “Next time anyone visits inside the #greenmonster see if you can find our signature!” Kate, of course, is only 21 and Justin is a full ten years older, which almost qualifies these two for our list of celebrity couples with massive age gaps  but we don’t think anyone can fault Verlander for some light cradle robbery. After all, this woman has taken bikini-wearing and elevated it to the level of an art form. Her accomplishments far outshine Justin’s measly two no-hitters. Check out the gallery below if you don’t believe us:   21 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It’s what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well.

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of May 12th

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natasha Olenski of Naked News is back with this week’s Hollywood Xposed, and it’s more than Hollywood getting exposed as Natasha takes it all off while talking about the week’s best nudity! Natasha chats about B achelor Party & Revenge of the Nerds hitting blu-ray while taking off her top, and her panties come off as she tells us about Brigette Davidovici ‘s naughty nude scene on Californication ! All this and more await on this week’s skinsational episode!

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Kate Upton and the Rest of her Vogue Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate bikini pictures, maybe it is because I am not a real man, or maybe it is because I have been looking at them for the last fucking decade…and eventually they all become the same, no matter who the girl is in the pics…it’s like eating pizza every night for the last 10 years, no matter the flavor it’s still fucking pizza…. But I am all about science…and special effects…and the fact that Vogue made Kate Upton look this good, makes me believe in one thing, smoke and fucking mirrors… The fact a Sports Illustrated chubby chick is even in Vogue is funny enough to begin with, but when they take a gut we’ve all seen and turn it into this, it’s just even more ridiculous, like it is a parody of itself, and when tits are involved, I guess I am reminded that “it’s still fucking pizza” doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially when you’re Kate Upton, cuz bitch will eat anything you throw at her…

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