Now this is more like it! First we had Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways for a photoshoot on the streets of New York , and now her and her famous funbags showed up in a couple nice shots for the latest issue of Vogue UK . I know it’s not exactly the lingerie selfies I keep waiting for, but considering Kate’s recent outings, it’s at least a step in the right direction until those finally show up in my inbox. Enjoy.
I guess Kate Upton ‘s been reading what I’ve been saying about her lately, because she finally took my advice and stopped dressing like some boring prude . Instead, she got back to what she’s always done best: showing off that trademark cleavage of hers for the cameras. Here she is modeling for some photoshoot in New York, and as long as Kate’s taking my advice, how about that other thing I’m always nagging her about — sleeping with a blogger. I’m still waiting. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine.. Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…
Lindsey Vonn has recently become very close friends with boyfriend Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, according to an unlikely new report. The reason? One insider says that Elin Nordegren , 34, originally wanted to get to know Lindsey Vonn , 29, because she’d around her children a lot. Which actually does make sense. The Swedish model and her pro golfer ex-husband, 38, have two kids together, daughter Sam, 6, and son Charlie, 5. The surprising part? “After meeting her, she found she actually liked her,” an insider says of Nordegren, who finalized her divorce from Woods in 2010. “You’d think it would be weird, but Elin loves Lindsey and the two of them talk all the time,” the source adds. “Elin likes that Lindsey is a strong woman.” The source adds that the three went on vacation together , where the women took off on their own to grab drinks together, while Woods stayed with the kids. Anyone else having fun picturing that modern family situation? “Lindsey is really good for Tiger. She’s strong, opinionated, and keeps him in line,” the source explains. “Elin found that they are very similar and have a lot in common.” “They laugh and talk like they have been girlfriends forever.” Vonn confirmed she is dating Tiger Woods in March 2013, months after they were first linked. Since then, they’ve kept a low profile but are going strong. Sounds like everything worked out well for all involved … with the exception of the massive cheating scandal that led to this whole thing of course. Anyway, compare Tiger’s ladies past and present below: 9 Sexiest Elin Nordegren Photos Open Slideshow 1. Elin Nordegren Bikini Photo Elin Nordegren in a bikini? Now that is some photo, are we right? View As List 1. Elin Nordegren Bikini Photo Elin Nordegren in a bikini? Now that is some photo, are we right? 2. Tiger Woods’ Kids These are Tiger Woods’ two children. That is Elin Nordegren, his ex-wife. 3. Elin Nordegren Topless Look at Elin Nordegren topless. Actually this may not even be Elin, but it does look a lot like Nordegren, and whoever it is, she’s very topless and hot, so enjoy. 4. An Elin Nordegren Woods Photo Elin Nordegren Woods is the hot, estranged wife of Tiger. He has been trying to win her back, but it may be a lost cause. 5. Elin Woods Nude This is Tiger Woods’ wife nude. Or at least topless. Elin Woods, formerly Elin Nordegren, was a Swedish model. She is still Swedish, and still very hot. But Tiger cheated, dozens of times. Wild. 6. Elin Woods Bikini Picture Tiger Woods’ wife Elin looks amazing in a bikini. That didn’t keep him from straying a few dozen times at least, though. Shame. 7. Vintage Elin Nordegren Elin Nordegren is the wife of Tiger Woods. At least for another couple of weeks. This is a picture of her back in her modeling days. Wow. Great job, Tiger. 8. Elin Nordegren Woods Elin Nordegren Woods is the wife of Tiger Woods. Damn. 9. Tiger Woods Wife Tiger Woods may own the golf course, but we have a feeling Elin Nordegren gives the orders at home. This just makes us even more jealous of Tiger, of course. 17 Sizzling Lindsey Vonn Photos Open Slideshow 1. Winter Hottie Lindsey Vonn may ski in the Winter Olympics, but she’s a big-time hottie. Look at her in this photo. View As List 1. Winter Hottie Lindsey Vonn may ski in the Winter Olympics, but she’s a big-time hottie. Look at her in this photo. 2. Lindsey Vonn Makes Skiing Hot Skiing is a winter sport, but Lindsey Vonn could melt the snow right off the mountain. 3. Lindsey Vonn Photo Ready to get up close and very personal with Lindsey Vonn? She’s easily our favorite Olympian. 4. Lindsey Vonn Bikini Shot Lindsey Vonn in a bikini in SELF. If that doesn’t make you want to see the Olympics, what will? 5. Lindsey Vonn Bikini Photo A smoking hot Lindsey Vonn bikini photo. Goodness. 6. Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pic Lindsey Vonn in a gorgeous bikini photo in Sports Illustrated. Cold out there no?! 7. Lindsey Vonn Sharon Stone Photo Lindsey Vonn as Sharon Stone in her ESPN Magazine photo shoot. 8. Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are officially dating – they posed for some cute pics on her Facebook page, confirming it! 9. Lindsey Vonn at 2012 ESPYs She’s one of the best looking athletes of our time. Say hello, folks, to Lindsey Vonn! 10. The Talented and the Beautiful Lindsey Vonn poses here for the 2010 Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated. She combines beauty and talent. 11. Topless in the Cold Isn’t Lindsey Vonn freezing in this photo? We guess that’s not the case when you’re this hot as a human being. 12. Sports Illustrated Photo Prior to the Winter Olympics, Lindsey Vonn lay back and took a break. We’re lucky enough to get a glimpse at her doing just that. 13. Vonn, Lindsey On looks alone, Lindsey Vonn is very pretty. But this ugly bathing suit sort of ruins it for us. 14. Ugly Bathing Suit We approve of Lindsey Vonn’s beauty. This bathing suit? Not so much. 15. SI Sex Pot Yes, Lindsey Vonn can ski very well. But maybe her future is in modeling. 16. Lindsey Vonn Pic Lindsey Vonn is more than a world champion skier. She’s a certified beauty, as well. 17. Lindsey Vonn SI Cover Lindsey Vonn covers this issue of Sports Illustrated. Many feel the magazine has objectified the skiing star.
Everybody has to start somewhere, right? Right. For some of Hollywood’s best and brightest, that somewhere is on the playing field and not the movie set. Yes, it’s true. Many of our favorite stars had aspirations of becoming professional athletes when they were children, just like you probably did. (But not me. I always dreamed of being a rock star. We can all see how THAT turned out.) You might know that Justin Bieber loves to play hockey , but did you know he’s also pretty decent at basketball? And did you know that rapper 2 Chainz was a star high school hoops standout in Atlanta? Kate Upton, SI model, actress, and all around hottie used to ride horses! And then there’s Duchess Kate Middleton who is great at basically everything she does, including besting Prince William in sailing . Take a look at these 13 celebrity athletes who are probably better athletes than you. And me. (Hey, we’re all good at something, right? Right. Let’s keep telling ourselves that.) 13 Celebrities Who Are Better Athletes Than You Open Slideshow 1. Patrick Dempsey When he isn’t steaming up the screen as McDreamy on Grey’s Anatomy, Patrick Dempsey likes to heat up the pavement behind the wheel of race cars. View As List 1. Patrick Dempsey When he isn’t steaming up the screen as McDreamy on Grey’s Anatomy, Patrick Dempsey likes to heat up the pavement behind the wheel of race cars. 2. Denzel Washington Before hitting it big in Hollywood and winning two Oscars, Denzel Washington was hitting it big as a basketball player at Fordham University. 3. Mark Harmon Mark Harmon was the starting quarterback at UCLA. He’s sort of a quarterback in the NCIS office calling all the plays as Gibbs, right? 4. Justin Bieber In addition to being a singer, dancer, and general douchebag, Justin Bieber is actually quite the basketball player – his mean crossover dribble earned him NBA Celebrity All-Star Game MVP honors! 5. BONUS! Justin Bieber Justin Bieber ALSO plays hockey! He once crashed a junior hockey team’s practice in Atlanta. 6. Kate Middleton If the Spice Girls ever want to reunite, we volunteer Duchess Kate Middleton as tribute to take over the role of Sporty Spice! 7. Jason Segel Jason Segel might not have seen much time on the court, but he WAS Jason Collins’ backup in high school. That totally counts! 8. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Before becoming a professional wrestler and eventually an actor, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was leading the University of Miami football team to a National Championship title in 1991. 9. Bruce Jenner It might be hard to believe by looking at him now, but once upon a time Bruce Jenner was an Olympian. 10. Kate Upton Before she was walking the runway in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, Kate Upton was a nationally ranked equestrian. So many bouncing boob jokes about barrel jumping. So little time. 11. Jessica Biel Jessica Biel’s soccer training came in handy when she played Mary Camden on Seventh Heaven. Mary was a star soccer player. Biel also took gymnastics as a child. 12. 2 Chainz Before he was 2 Chainz, he was Tauheed Epps (also Tity Boi, but we won’t talk about that.) Epps was a star high school basketball player at North Clayon High School in Georgia. 13. Emma Watson Emma Watson might look petite and unassuming, but don’t let that fool you. She’s a star field hockey player. 14. Kaley Cuoco Kaley Cuoco might have bought her boobs, but she earned those abs and arms on the tennis court!
You know, I’d hoped that my warning to Kate Upton yesterday would’ve had some kind of effect on her, and today we’d spot her getting coffee in body paint or something, or at the very least a bikini. But instead here she is leaving her hotel with her sweater mounds all covered up again. I mean, c’mon, where’s the fun in that? Anyway, I hope Kate gets her act together fast, because if she doesn’t shape up soon, I’m going to be forced to find a new favorite busty blonde. And I know neither of us wants that. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yeah, I know that might be a little rough, considering all the good times me and Kate Upton have spent together — well, all the good times I’ve spent with pictures of her at least. But I’m sorry, these ones from after the London premiere of her new movie The Other Woman just aren’t doing it for me. So if Kate wants me to stop talking bad about her, she best start showing the cleavage again. Hell, just going down an extra 1, 2 or 3 buttons would do the trick here. I mean, I’m not unreasonable or anything. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”…. They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….
Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis…. The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through…. Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be… And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.
You know, we spend so much time focusing on Kate Upton ‘s busty top half that I forget all about the fact that she’s actually pretty leggy too. But not anymore thanks to this new shoot she did for Sam Edelman. I’m pretty sure Kate’s supposed to be selling footwear or something, but to be honest, my eyes haven’t made it down that far yet, so I can’t be sure. Don’t worry, I’ll get there eventually. Just give me about 30-45 more seconds.