Now that Helen Flanagan’s a brunette , it opened up a chance for Kate Upton to reclaim her crown as my favorite busty blonde model. But I’m sorry, I just don’t think this new spread from Vogue is going to do it. Because not only was I expecting something a lot less classy and a lot more busty, but that “behind-the-scenes” video below also pretty much turned me off. Just watch it and you’ll see what I mean. For one, she’s kind of a terrible actress, and two, that definitely isn’t how my fantasy of there being three Kate Uptons would go.
Now that Helen Flanagan ‘s gone ginger , that’s good news for Kate Upton , because it means she can go back to being my favorite busty blonde model again. And she’s got a good shot at hanging onto the title for a while if she keeps showing up looking like this. Because as much as I dig Kate’s bikini pictures , she somehow manages to look just as hot in a pair of tight jeans and a t-shirt. I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts. *Update: Sorry, I guess I was drunk or something, because after closer inspection, this is definitely not Kate Upton. But whoever it is, hey, I’d still hit it. » view all 18 photos Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com
Today’s a very special day here at the site, because the new 50th anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is finally out. And for a professional bikini blogger like me, it’s sort of like getting a second Christmas. Only even better, because it means I get to drool over ridiculously hot bikini pictures all day instead of spending time with my dumb family. Anyway, for those of you who are still a little bummed that Kate Upton didn’t make the cover this year for her third in a row, these are for you. Then go check out the rest of the pics here .
Kate Upton is running it back (to back to back)! The 21-year-old beauty has landed on the cover of Sports Illustrated for the third consecutive year after all! Sort of. Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge grace the front cover of the 50th Anniversary issue of the SI Swimsuit edition. This year, Kate gets the back cover: Sports Illustrated revealed the bonus backside cover featuring Kate Upton today. On it, she flaunts her cleavage in a pink bikini in the Cook Islands. Needless to say, she’s smoldering as always. The supermodel previously showed off her famous curves on the iconic swimsuit issue cover in 2012 and 2013. If there’s any doubts that she’s happy for her model colleagues, Kate put them to rest, congratulating the aforementioned trio of bikini babes on Twitter. “OMG! So happy for @LilyAldridge @chrissteigen and @NinaAgdal!!” she wrote on February 14. “What a gorgeous cover!! Loving the booty for vday.” Also gorgeous? The Kate Upton swimsuit issue photos after the jump. Safe to say Sports Illustrated outdid itself again in its bid to accelerate climate change: Kate Upton Bikini Photos 2014: Sizzling in SI! Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton Bikini (SI 2014) Kate Upton in a bikini photo in Sports Illustrated, February 2014. What an astonishingly gorgeous woman. View As List 1. Kate Upton Bikini (SI 2014) Kate Upton in a bikini photo in Sports Illustrated, February 2014. What an astonishingly gorgeous woman. 2. Kate Upton: 2014 SI Swimsuit Photograph Kate Upton shows us why life is good in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. 3. Kate Upton: 2014 SI Swimsuit Photo Kate Upton showing off her insane body in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. 4. Kate Upton in SI (2014) Kate Upton poses for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. And what a job she does! 5. Kate Upton Bikini (Sports Illustrated 2014) Kate Upton’s cleavage comes out to play in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. And we thank her. 6. Kate Upton: 2014 SI Swimsuit Picture Kate Upton in a bikini modeling in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. What a great country. 7. Kate Upton Bikini Pic (SI 2014) Kate Upton in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She seems to be floating nicely. 8. Kate Upton: 2014 SI Swimsuit Pic Kate Upton in another stunning picture from the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. 9. Kate Upton in a Hammock Kate Upton in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Looks like it would be fun up on that hammock with her. 10. Kate Upton Cleavage Photo (SI) Kate Upton’s cleavage comes out to say hello in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. 11. Kate Upton Thong Bikini Kate Upton in a thong bikini will make even the worst case of the winter blues fade for a second. 12. Kate Upton is About to Get Wet Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated, February 2014. What a beautiful human being. 13. Kate Pulls the Strings Careful, Kate Upton. You don’t want to pull those strings too hard or you never know what could happen to that bikini top … 14. Kate Upton Topless (SI Swimsuit 2014) Kate Upton topless in Sports Illustrated, February 2014. What an astonishingly gorgeous woman. 15. Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Cover 2014 Kate Upton covers the back of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2014. Amazing as always.
If you want to take pics of Kate Upton to showcase how she’s just a really fucking normal girl with nothing really to offer…the kind of girl who serves you at McDonalds and who sneaks one too many fries…you do it like this.. You get her unfit and non-atheltic body in a sweater, you showcase that she can’t do a handstand because she is unfit and non-atheletic and disproportionate..and you publish them like it’s art… Even if it’s tragedy…totally misuse of sloppy massive tits on a sloppy massive body that like being exposed because it pays the fucking bills.. All this to say…weird..very weird..
As you know, it was the Superbowl, a time I like to lock myself in my house and sit in the dark waiting for the game to end, not out of excitement or anxiety of who is going to win, like Mayweather and his 10 million dollar losing bet, but because Football is boring, it attracts horrible fucking people, and represents all that is wrong with America… That’s why I chose to appreciate that everyone was locked into a party somewhere, so that I could catch up on my Dirty Dancing watching… I guess it also attracts a lot of celebrities who love any excuse to throw a party, or go to a party, to be seen…and it also attacks a lot of corporate sponsored events with open bar and celebrity guests… So the STEPFORUM DECIDED TO COMPILE ALL THE PICS FOR YOU … Because you care what these assholes were doing last night, and really the last 4 nights…even if you pretend you don’t… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTIES CLICK HERE
Because the Super Bowl’s in New York (OK, technically New Jersey) this year, and Kate Upton is the hottest model from New York New Jersey right now, Vogue got her to do a Super Bowl-themed shoot for their latest issue. So she posed with a bunch of Jets and Giants players, because I guess somebody forgot to tell the people at Vogue that neither of those teams are actually in the Super Bowl this year. Anyway, Kate looks great as usual, but I’m guessing I’m not the only one who would’ve preferred seeing her with her shirt off in the locker room instead of Victor Cruz. Oh well, maybe next year.
If you don’t know by now who Anastasia Ashley is, you must be living in a box because she’s only the most famous surfer in the world. And not only can this girl surf, she can twerk it like it’s nobody’s business . Here she is filming a new Budwieser commercial and showing off her impressive surfer booty. I bet good money that tight badonkadonk can twist open a bottle of Bud with ease. If it were up to me, that would be the commercial.
So this year is the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue apparently, and to celebrate they threw a big party where Kate Upton busted out big time. Considering Kate’s been kinda covered up lately, I’m guessing this happened because she knows she’s in danger of losing this year’s cover to Nina Agdal . And as much as I still want Nina to win, I figure there’s no harm in a little friendly competition. Especially if it means a good old fashioned cleavage war. I’d say may the best woman win, but who cares? We all win no matter what. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…
