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Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet… All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini. I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple….. Here’s the video….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Kate-Upton-GQ-JULY.flv

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Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her… I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet….. Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

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Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her… I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet….. Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

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Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

Kate Upton Uses Her Tits for Beach Bunny of the Day

I once wrote in my last Kate Upton post a few hours ago: When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential I’m glad she listened. I am so influential… Sloppy pig of a woman isn’t too sloppy yet…so take it in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should…. Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it. Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

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Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton’s Sexy Bikini Video Goodness

I posted a bunch of pictures of Kate Upton in this weird wedding bikini a few weeks ago, which was awesome, but now I’ve got the video to back things up. The chick is gorgeous enough in pictures, but getting her in action is just amazing. Now I’d like to see her in 3D or in person or just with her top off. Her hotness has got me all confused.

Kate Upton Modeling Bikinis for Beach Bunny of the Day

Apparently these are new Kate Upton for Beach Bunny bikinis pics…but they all kinda look the fucking same to me….so I can’t tell you when they were shot or released….I can just tell you that Kate Upton has really big 19 year old titties in them….titties that I am sure the rest of her body is going to catch up with….titties that are probably not as spectacular as they may appear to be if they were topless….cuz she kinda looks sloppy…except maybe when photoshopped….making her into this over-hyped…soon to be overweight internet phenomenon….that I can’t fully hate on, cuz unlike most chicks I know, she’s using her window of opportunity to make as much as she can, and that’s far better than working a fucking garden center at the grocery store like other college kids…

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Kate Upton Modeling Bikinis for Beach Bunny of the Day

Kate Upton Should Hire Me As Her Ass Man

There are a whole lot of really good jobs out there in the world, jobs that make you wish you spent more time studying or more time at the driving range, but I don’t think there can be anything better than being the butt man on a supermodel bikini photoshoot. Here’s some lucky bastard with his grubby hands al over Kate Upton’s perfect booty in some hot little Twitter pictures. I don’t know what the hell a butt man does, but I want in.

Kate Upton Hot for DT Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton may be overrated. She will probably be fat. Her body is kinda sloppy…at least I see where her body is heading…she’s stil 19…even fat 19 year olds aren’t slippy…. but her tits are massive and rockin…and since tits pretty much control the world cuz they suck all men, even world leaders fall into their evil titty grasp…she’s doing okay and she’s worth staring at…even in these hot half naked pics for DT magazine….even though it is time for her to get naked before it’s too late….take it in before she becomes Anna Nicole Smith

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Kate Upton Hot for DT Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton’s Gummy Smile for Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..

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Kate Upton’s Gummy Smile for Twitter of the Day