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Kate Upton Is Pure Perfection

Sweet sweet Kate Upton , what a magnificent specimen. How could I finish off the week without some shots of her perfect hotness? Here she is walking the streets yesterday like a normal person, well sort of like a normal person, she’s putting one foot in front of the other, but she’s doing it so damn well. I love it. I could walk behind this woman for miles. Obviously from a respectful distance. The camera I have in my bag has a zoom on it.

Kate Upton’s Topless But Covered

I knew that Kate Upton was lighting up the internet, but I wasn’t expecting anything like this. Dancing to some obscure rap song that nobody has heard of in a bikini is one thing, but posing topless with your little supermodel hands cupping some giant supermodel breasts is almost too much to handle. I’m not sure if my track pants are strong enough to resist this. Jesus! They just look so soft and wonderful. I want to bury my face in them for like an hour or two. Call me.

Kate Upton Hangs Out In Her See Through Bra

So Kate Upton seems to be lighting up the internet over the last twenty-four hours, it’s pretty damn impressive. First she had that awesome video of her dancing the Cat Daddy in a little bikini, then it was the sexy shots as a bikini clad bride and now these black and white Terry Richardson shots of her in nothing but a bra. Amazeballs! I even like the pic of her in the hipster nerd glasses. I want to marry this one. Call me.

Kate Upton Hot Bikini Bride

I’ve never really had any interest in getting married, I don’t see the point in it, but after seeing these shots of Kate Upton in her hot little ‘Bride’ bikini I might reconsider. Here she is in all her busty supermodel glory getting the “Best Man” in my pants all hot and bothered. I think if I ever did get married, I really would have my penis as my best man. The guy has been with me for a long time, we’ve been through a lot together and I know I can always count on him when I need him. Greatest best man speech ever!

Kate Upton Does "Cat Daddy" Dance in Bikini, 50 Million Males Lose Concentration at Work

Sports Illustrated cover girl Kate Upton is busting out (her moves) to a new dance, called the Cat Daddy, and Terry Richardson filmed her demonstrating it. We have no idea what inspired this … though it’s pretty obvious. Richardson, a noted fashion photographer perhaps best known for his many provocative Lindsay Lohan photos , may have set the bar too high here. After all, how can you ever top this … at least if you’re a guy? Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Dance Kate Upton isn’t opposed to showing off her dance moves online, having done the “Dougie” in a similar video back when that was big. Like eight months ago.

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Miley Cyrus’ Booty Does It Again

See now this is how you’re supposed to wear spandex pants. Sure they’re a little too long for my taste, but paired with a revealing tank top the whole thing works. Here’s Miley Cyrus at it again in her hot yoga gear heading to her car. I know I’ve posted a tone of these pictures and they all pretty much look the same, but I just can’t seem to get enough of that sweet sweet booty. Do a deep knee bend for me.

Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!

Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about Chloe Sevigny was when she got AIDS in kids, thinking shit, no no one will fuck her knowing she has AIDS, making her a non sexual being, because I hate knowing overrated hipster trash that is hardly hot have sex….it fucks with my head….even though I’ve seen them give Vincent Gallo head in Brown Bunny as all part of her bullshit expressing herself as some kind of artist…..who really was probably just sucking dick on camera to prove that her ugly ass, despite getting AIDS in kid, is still good enough to suck dick… She’s in a bikini, who cares. She’s horrible looking…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Pics via my good friends at INFDaily.com

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Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini of the Day

Tits at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner of the Day

I don’t know if the White House is trying to go pop, you know like an old timer who doesn’t really know what’s up so he invites the cool kids a few years too late, you know when they aren’t so cool anymore…..or if this is some kind of joke the White House is playing on the world….or if this is just where we are at in the grand scheme of America….where trash reigns supreme and anyone who has been on TV or in a Movie or in a Tabloid can attend their fucking events….From Kim Kardashian to Lohan…seems more like a Miami 5 star hotel on New Years than something remotely political…. Maybe, thee Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner was more about legalizing drugs, brining in Colombian Sofia Vergara who is famous due to drug cartel and their influence on Hollywood producers….Lohan someone who has been in and out of rehab….Rosario Dawson someone knows as a NYC club kid who openly does blow….and Kate Upton who will be on hard drugs as soon as she sees her ass start to catch up with her tits….you know as her metabolism slows and she becomes an Anna Nicoe Smith sequel…. But the good news is tha with low level trash comes titties and cleavage so click the pics to see more pics….of pics…pics pics pics….of bitches at this low level high profile event that is as classy as a crackhouse on the Sunset Strip…. Here’s Sofia Vergara Here’s Lindsay Lohan with Some Weird Looking Face and Sideboob I’d Like to Fuck Here’s Rosario Dawson Solid Spic Squatter Turned Famous Titties Here’s Kate Upton Covered her Tits Cuz She’s Tired of Being Typecast as Just Tits to Show Off her Wonky Face

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Kate Upton Instagram’s Her Nipple With Survivor Contestant of the Day

Kate Upton has finally given us a glimpse of her nipple….and it is a dark one…which is nice…..not that I have a nipple preference….I think pink nipples are great too…even flesh colored nipples work for me…hell I don’t even need there to be nipples to cum on a set of tits…..I am just trying to be positive about this overrated pig faced girl who is going to be obese…cuz tits this big at 19 mean the rest of her is gonna follow…something that pisses people off when I say…so instead I decide to focus on the fucking good…you know looking at the positive of life…like this was fucking group therapy and my cynical, hateful, angry ass was finally seeing the light…appreciating the beauty of flowers growing in my backyard…if I had a fucking backyard….but I can’t afford one of those cuz life and alcoholism have wronged me you show off cocksucker with a backyard mocking me…. All this to say, I have no idea why she decided for some Survivor promo to show her nipples, if anything this is a werid fucking venue for her to bring out the nipples for the first time, but you know I’m gonna stay positive and just be glad she did…instead of worrying about why or how fat she’ll be in 6 years….Making fucking progress as a human…be proud.

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