J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money…. Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do. TO SEE MORE J.Lo Dolled up for the event CLICK HERE The post J.Lo is an Instagram Drag Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have a theory that if you do one thing well, stick to it, maybe develop on it, but don’t go into something completely off brand…. I don’t actually do anything well, so I just sort of flounder here like a fish gasping for air, which I guess I do well, so I stick to it. I do not think it’s good for a business person, who is good at business, to attempt to be a pro athlete, or an athlete to become a woman after a series of sex change operations…but I guess it happens…doesn’t mean it shoot happen… And I do not think it is good for a titty model. With huge tits. To do anything but titty model, cuz seeing her in her leggings is lackluster.. I know she probably thinks “Oh I’m a model, all of me is part of me, and I am a whole package” but she’s wrong…her tits are what made her, what she’s good at, stick to that..the rest of her is average at best…even creepily shaped and awkward… Here’s her ass anyway…in pink pants that are pretty tight…holding her all together…in place…if you look close enough you may be able to see her cameltoe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton in Leggings is Not Kate Upton Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t like promoting that bunk shit that is Sports Illustrated at all… I think they are just master clickbaiters who officially don’t matter now that the world is one big bikini photoshoot… Where every single girl who has a social media account is pulling off similar shoots in just as amazing places. I do not think their random choices for cover girls, or random choices for rookies, means anything at all. I don’t even think they have the power to really create celebrity anymore, sure there was Kate Upton that carried them harder in a time they needed it, but I am sure they still need all the help they can get. But here are The Rookies anyway.. Olivia Culpo – the White one who obviously cashed in a favor, because she was at one point a Jonas brother fuck, and now a bikini model…who doesn’t even model but rather goes to random events and no one cares… Ebonee Davis who fills the black card, need a black card filled, she’s an actual model so I get it…. And this last one, the FAT ONE, Hunter McDonalds McGrady to cater to FAT people and not be CRITICIZED for not being body positive, but for being fat shamers, despite everyone on set being disgusted by this whole movement, while everyone who looks at the pics are disgusted by the movement, in a sure, be confident in yourself on your own damn channels, don’t fucking make me look at this weirdo fetish shit…it’s fucking weird…seriously… Is this a public service for how you shouldn’t look…or is it a celebration of diabetes? Fat is not healthy, don’t fucking make people think it is, your magazine is called Sports Illustrated… Why do people give into the pressure of society, just fucking own that you don’t want fatties in your book…you’re not that kind of porno… Instead you give in like this bitch gives into her McDonald’s cravings. THE WORLD IS FUCKING NUTS…. Throwback to Olivia Culpo Nude for Fashion The post Olivia Culpo is SI Rookie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I follow Belle Lucia on the instagram, where I follow 7500 hot chicks, and they won’t let me follow more, because there are more, it’s like every one and their mother is a social media influencer, who calls themselves a blogger, when really they are just girls who like to pose in pictures in their underwear because they are hot… This Belle is part of a group of other girls who look like they could be sex workers on the rich guy sugar baby program, but I could be wrong about that, maybe she’s independently wealthy, or just really good with her money because she pulls in a couple thousand dollars a month promoting teeth whitener or posing in underwear… I don’t really care what finances her existence, it’s just nice that she exists to motivate other hot chicks to do what she does, because it is just that easy to exist, thrive, survive while hot, it’s also a great marketing tool to land a relevant husband…if you’re a girl and you’re not half naked on the internet – YOU CRAZY… The post Belle Lucia in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Valerie van der Graaf was some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….and now she’s a nobody… I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton in the past, when she was coming up, before she fell off the map….and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months of preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…Kate Upton is gross… She’s from the Netherlands, that’s why she’s got that wild and crazy name, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….but she’s still doing this model thing trying….despite being a nobody… Not that she got paid for this shoo because now she’s a nobody… I’d just like to say welcome back Valerie Van Der Graaf…it’s been years since we last saw those tits. The post Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s been at least a month or two since I’ve done a new post on Kate Upton , and I guess she was starting to get a little jealous and wanted to get my attention or something, because she just posted this awesome GIF of her awesome funbags. She must’ve accidentally sent it to all her followers instead of just to me, but that’s OK. I don’t mind sharing.
Like I said the other day, I’m surprised Emily Ratajkowski is still playing the social media game and not married to some billionaire. She better hurry up and snag one because she is now 26, and in hot chick years, that is way up there. We should all pray for her. There is nothing sadder than a hot chick at 30, still showing her tits on the web.
I’m not entirely sure where this amazing GIF of Kate Upton attempting to cover her massive funbags with a towel is from, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. Also, right now I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Kate was able to find a towel big enough to cover those puppies. It must be an XXL or something. It’s just a shame it wasn’t a hand towel instead. Now that would’ve been a real story.
Jennifer Lawrence is in VOGUE because I guess she’s promoting some bullshit…and I am sure she’s had a lot of irrelevant things to say about her and her existence in how she scammed Hollywood into thinking she’s this natural talent in a career that requires no talent…IT IS ALL LIES…but keep paying her 25 million dollars a movie…she DESERVES it…even though she irritates me and everyone I’ve ever spoke to….yet still getting work..because the industry has positioned her in a way that lets them increase budgets and make more money despite no one actually going to movies except maybe a few homeless people trying to stay warm in the winter….you’ll know that if you’ve been to a movie theater in the last year there is likely going to be under 10 people in the place…but for some reason, even the death of movies, people like this garbage still exist. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Vouge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
