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Kate Upton Pretends to be in Shape in Shape of the Day

Kate Upton is in SHAPE Magazine, but not necessarily in SHAPE, even though she’s been working out like a crazy person with an Athlete person to try to be as fit looking as possible, because when you have tits like that, you’re predisposed to be a fat chick, and it’s a constant battle to maintain the tits that are also the only thing people care about and a figure that’s still decent to look at and not broad, boxy, thick, or sloppy…something she hasn’t managed too well in the past, despite being a Swimsuit model, but that I guess is trying to polarize because if you’re in SHAPE magazine, you’re programming people to assume that means you’re in SHAPE…but it doesn’t… She does look better than she has in the past, so it’s nice to see a girl keep up the tits…so athletic..you can tell cuz there’s a basketball in the pic. The post Kate Upton Pretends to be in Shape in Shape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For The 4th Of July

Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA. » view all 17 photos              

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Kate Upton For The 4th Of July

Happy 4th of July. I’m pretty sure most of you will be offline and drinking some Bud, so make sure to stay safe and if you get any good bikini pics of hotties, make sure to send them over to me. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos          

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Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day

I used to jerk off to Laetitia Casta. She was one of the french models with big tits in 1995 that was featured in all the celebrity nudity databases – before I hated celebs…back when I would watch movies and jerk off to movies because internet porn was so annoying to deal with…. She’s 22 years older….but still in front of the camera cuz these bitches get addicted to that shit…..and her tits…still big….amazing how that happens….middle age titties!! The post Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton’s Big Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average American man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fat chick in training…to not be a fat chick yet still a fat chick because her body is a fucking wreck if she doesn’t train… She went viral, she go so fucking popular, all for having massive tits, and that is a good reminder to all girls out there that if you have small tits, you are nothing. You don’t matter. No one wants you. You don’t stand a chance….all the money out there for marketing will be sent to the girl with the big tits…. Well, she’s trying to get her name back out there now that she works out and the whole thing is magical..only because of her sloppy tits spilling out of her shirt…right… The post Kate Upton’s Big Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Memorial Day stepLINKS of the Day

It’s memorial day weekend…I am drunk…I forgot to post links but remember Jesus is died for your sins…and soldiers died for the sins of evil government.. Make up for it with BBQ, Bikinis, bitches, booze…while they are dead from dying for your freedom you don’t deserve…just doing what they thought was right….because they were marketed to think it was…by evil government… Memorial day is about remembering evil government…and tits..and fallen soldiers..and that’s about it…so take it in while I drink.. strong> Pedestrian Karma of the Day CLICK HERE Apple Pie Isn’t American CLICK HERE Caroline Vreeland Breasts! CLICK HERE Gal Gadot Slutty in a Red Dress CLICK HERE Bikini Slut CLICK HERE All of the Sluts at Cannes CLICK HERE Lindsay Pelas – Monster Tits CLICK HERE Weird Unlikely Animal Friedns CLICK HERE Important See Through of the Day CLICK HERE Rat Cow Ass in a Bikini CLICK HERE Bella Hadid Trying Hard CLICK HERE Kate Upton Tits at an Event CLICK HERE Nicki Minaj – Erotica CLICK HERE Panty Slut CLICK HERE Slut Teaches you Austrian – Hitler Spoke Austrian CLICK HERE Virtual Assistants Do Stand-Up Comedy CLICK HERE Slutty Gymnast of the DAy CLICK HERE Bikini Slut CLICK HERE Dog Cohosts the NEws CLICK HERE Cyndi Lauper House is Good… CLICK HERE =============== From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW! ================ The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day… CLICK HERE Hands Down Her Panties CLICK HERE An Apple in your Butt a Day CLICK HERE Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy CLICK HERE Hot Slut – Tied Up

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Kate Upton Does Naughty Britney

According to my sources, there’s an entire show on TV right now dedicated to celebrities lip-syncing. And I was all set to write some TV producer a congratulatory email about how they’ve finally managed to find something even lamer than Carpool Karaoke . But then I saw Kate Upton “perform” Britney and uh, yeah, nevermind. If you ask me, they should turn this into it’s own 24-hour channel. Encore!

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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead…. Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do… Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful.. When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me… Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra.. YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy… We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls. The post Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day

Kate Upton’s first big viral video was when she was freshly 18 and she did some Cat Daddy dance, that millions of people watched and that helped her young and busty broad back and flat assed body go viral, leading to a lot of fans, followers and money….that she used on buying food because eventually she became Ashely Graham sized…but the entire time pretended she wasn’t.. She’s a rich busty American chick, her grandfather or great grandfather invented the Washing machine, pretty fucking major…the kind of thing that allows you to never working if you were in her position, and that’s pretty much what she does….except for the occassional shoot that comes along due to her being famous for having huge tits.. The highlight of her career was when her bouyfriend, who’s leg you see in this video, had his icloud hacked and all her sloppy titty nudes were leaked along with all the girls he cheats on her with…. But this video of her pool dance, slutty titty grab’s ok too.. The post Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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