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Kate Upton Legs of the DAy

Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits… You can still have skinny legs… Fascinating…I know… #Science… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Legs of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Needs To Work On Face

I know a lot of you dudes out there are in love with Charlotte McKinney , and like to send me emails about what a “fat loser” I am for not agreeing with you. And sure, maybe you can make a case for the busty blonde when she’s doing bikini photoshoots or posting topless selfies on Instagram, but anyone can look hot in those. So sorry, but after these shots of Charlotte leaving the airport, the Little Tuna is officially grounded. And I bet yours is too. This is supposed to be the next Kate Upton ? Yeah, right. Photos: WENN.com

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The 88th Academy Awards of the Day

I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars… BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband… So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after… Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important… Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches…. It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot… The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE …. The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”… What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich… There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying… Most big stars weren’t there… CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom… OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT… SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot…. MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP… Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies? Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga… Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost… Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence… EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love… Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits… And Heather Graham… And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar… And Ashley Tisdale Face… And Kate Hudson… And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses.. Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage.. AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth… Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen… And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The 88th Academy Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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15 Hot Young Celebs Who Are Secretly 40

It's tough to make a living in Hollywood, and it only gets tougher with age. That goes doubly for women in the film industry, who are often forced to conceal their age in order to avoid being automatically ruled out for certain roles. In 2012, Jessica Chastain was caught lying about her age . Last year, Rebel Wilson admitted to doing the same . Both women are now at points in their career where they can confess to misleading a few casting directors and still find work. However, they might have never gotten the chance to establish themselves if they hadn't fibbed a bit on their resumes. So when we present the following list of celebs who have been accused of lying about their age, we do it not to shame them, but, well … simply because it's fun to guess how old they really are. Jump into the gallery below for a list of stars who may have turned 29 a half dozen times. Just don't judge them to harshly.  After all, sometimes you have to play with the truth in order to get to the top – and just about every politician on Earth is guilty of far worse fabrications than these.   1. Blake Lively – 28 Blake Lively says she’s 28 years old. Rumors that she’s lying about her age have haunted her since her Gossip Girl days. 2. Margot Robbie – 25 Margot Robbie claims to be 25, but many fans have pointed out that she looks a bit older. Hey, that Australian sun will do a number on your skin. 3. Lindsay Lohan – 29 LiLo certainly looks older than her 29 years. The sad part is, in this case, we don’t think she’s lying about her age as much as we think her lifestyle has added at least 11 years to it in terms of mileage. 4. Adele – 27 Maybe it’s her old school style, but some folks think Adele’s latest album should be titled 35-ish. 5. Coco – 36 Coco says she’s 36, and frankly, we believe her. Hell, there are far more unbelievable things about her body than her age. 6. Bella Thorne – 18 Obviously, Bella is gorgeous, but does she look 18? We suspect her parents might’ve misled some casting directors to give Bella a leg up when she was a child star. View Slideshow

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Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Cultural Appropriation of the Day

Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her… THE COVER OF GQ MEXICO…you know tap into that massive market that isn’t even a long flight to go to events and work there…when the people of Mexico fall into her big tits and American look…thinking how typical and boring it is…straight from the white streets of trashy even when you’re rich Florida… I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough… I just wish people cared enough to go mental at this Cultural Appropriation, where are the college kids to fight for the rights of Geisha girls…you know if she was in a indian head dress they’d go nuts, even though three years ago they were rocking the Indian DOT at Coachella..fucking idiots.. Bootleg Kate Upton who is already bootleg… The post Charlotte McKinney Cultural Appropriation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Busts Out Big Time

I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots  Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day

Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too. Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me… I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?” Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems. The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TWo Disturbing New Years Eve Broadcast Videos of the Day

Katy Griffin, as Anderson Cooper says, may have a bit of a “rockin’ bod”…while the other dude said “nice rack”…all on CNN’s coverage of the New Year, because they are a NEWS channel…that provide NEWS…. But in reality, she’s a plastic surgery mess, probably in her 50s, even 60s, who has been offending everyone the last 2 decades….and I guess it’s only natural for her to continue that…walking around on CNN in a bra…it’s absurd… Here’s another video of a Host Licking His Co-Host on NEw Years because it is the year of the dog… Weird. The post TWo Disturbing New Years Eve Broadcast Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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