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Katherine Heigl Definitely Not Anorexic, Very Excited About Food of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl struggling with her shopping cart because she’s fat and that’s what happens when you’re weighed down with food….I figured from her dumpy figure….and big tits that only come with over-eating – this was the case…I’m insightful like that… I mean sure you can argue it is her prepping thanksgiving, where she tells the family how thankful she is for how great she is, and how despite being ugly, has managed to get cast in tons of movies, in some kind of miracle, only selling her soul to the devil would explain, because seriously, everything about her is a cunt……Happy Thanksgiving you undeserving priviledged twat.

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Met Art’s MyErotica.com Puts the "Ass" Back in "Classy"

Our partners over at Met-Art.com , the world’s premiere purveyor of tasteful, yet totally fap-worthy, fine art photography, have always specialized in classy nudes. And if there’s one word that describes Mr. Skin, it’s “classy”…hey, why are you guys laughing? Yeah, we have a playlist called Tinkle Belles: Naked Girls Peeing , so what? Anyway, now Met Art is kicking things up a notch with the launch of its new site MyErotica.com , in which a legendary Hollywood filmmaker takes the helm of skinema productions that pay as much attention to story and cinematography as hot, sweaty animal sex. The first feature is Kamikaze Love , and the cinema legend calling the shots is Zalman King , writer of 9 1/2 Weeks (1986), director of the skinema classics Two Moon Junction (1988) and Wild Orchid (1990), and creator of the steamy softcore series Red Shoe Diaries . That’s a pretty impressive resume, and with stunning Met-Art cover girl Malena Morgan (left) starring as a young woman who unwittingly enters “a world of decadence and debauchery that pushes her sexual limits to the brink”, you know it’s gonna be XXXplosively sexy. MyErotica is being billed as a site for the ladies to get their porn on, but that’s no reason why guys can’t join in the nude fun. Or hey, why not spice up date night this week? Sure as hell beats the newest Katherine Heigl movie. So whether you’re flying solo or watching with a female friend, go check out MyErotica’s free trailer, Girls Love Sex , now and you’ll see for yourself how the lower half gives!

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Which Would You Rather (Not) See: New Year’s Eve or Human Centipede 2?

In the brand new trailer for New Year’s Eve , Garry Marshall’s holiday-themed movie event that promises to give the phrase “ensemble romantic comedy” a bad name, Robert De Niro wonders what could possibly beat “New York on New Year’s Eve.” I’ll tell you what: Not throwing all of your actorly credibility out the window confetti-style to appear alongside Zac Efron, Jon Bon Jovi and Ludacris in a movie that features Ashton Kutcher trapped in an elevator with the annoying girl from Glee . You know what other moviegoers might also consider better than seeing Garry Marshall’s vision of NYC on New Year’s Eve? Tom Six’s Human Centipede 2 , which inspires similar nausea but for different reasons.

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Trailer: Katherine Heigl is Trouble in One for the Money

It’s probably not a good sign when your movie’s release date is rescheduled twice and eventually kicked back to January, the doom-iest movie month. Unfortunately, that’s the case with the new Katherine Heigl joint One for the Money , which is based on Janet Evanovich’s 1994 novel of the same name. Here are some clues: Heigl drives around with a naked old guy, Sherri Shepherd plays a prostitute who snaps, “I’m hungry,” and Debbie Reynolds accidentally shoots a turkey. Prestige!

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Katherine Heigl Panty Flash of the Day

I fucking hate Katherine Heigl because she looks like a serious cunt. She just has that kind of face you’d want to knock the fuck out if you could get passed her security…. You know one of those fat chicks who thinks she is better than she actually is all because some asshole decided to give her work, make her millions, leading to this diva shit that looks like it was supposed to be sitting behind a desk, working menial job cuz she has no personality, eating snack food all day in anticipation for her night of cuddling with her cat watching reruns of friends….all lonely and depressing….at least that’s what her body looks like…but instead is walkign the streets acting like spoiled brat…and in these pictures flashing panties that no one should see because she’s disgusting…but instead that people are masturbating to cuz it’s all marketing…I mean shit…some poor fucker knocked this bitch up and married her….that shoulda never happened….all marketing.. To See The Pic FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever. I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick… Ya heard?

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Katherine Heigl is a Cunt of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever. I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick… Ya heard?

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Brooke Burke Is Pretty In Pink

Here’s Brooke Burke at some charity event last night looking sexy in her frilly little prom-like dress. How cute. I wouldn’t mind making out with this one on the gym mats in my high-school storage closet if you know what I mean. Anyhow, she hasn’t dumped this Baywatch guy yet? What the hell? The show has been off the air for like fifteen years, it’s time to move on to someone a little more relevant. I can think of a certain blogger with frail blogging wrists who’s available. Your call.

Reese Witherspoon Is At It Again

I can’t believe I’m saying this again, but Reese Witherspoon actually looks pretty damn hot. Here she is at yet another premiere of her movie about elephants, or whatever the hell it is, dropping a nice sized chunk of cleavage for us. I hardly even notice that weird looking chin of hers. Thank you very much. This kind of outfit just seems to work for her, hopefully ow she’ll throw out the fifty or so turtleneck sweaters she’s got organized by color in her closet and keep the sexiness going.

Katherine Heigl in Some Fat Dog on Dog Porn of the Day

INCEST! Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl reminding us that she’s fat, lazy looking and quite possibly the fattest pig in barn…the pig who’s fat uninteresting tits aren’t spectacular enough for my pervert ass to ignore the rest of her, unless of course she was sitting across from me in the park, in which case she’d be good to go, but I don’t like admitting that to myself. As far as I’m concerned and as long as she’s in pictures, she’s the fucking worst…

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