Sometimes all the world needs is some nobody from the UK you’ve never heard of posing in a magazine in her lingerie to make it a better place… Apparently, she’s some bitch named Abigail Clancy’s cousin, which is the level of fame you’d expect to see the girl sucking off bouncers to get in the club after name dropping her cousin, or on webcam making her pussy talk, and not just rockin’ lingerie in some UK mag, but her body is tight and like I said, sometimes that’s all the world need. See, I do my part to change the world….
It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major fashion campaign…and just the other day it came out that he banged Lohan….Living the fucking life…. But Today, on his rise, or stay at the top, he fucked up. He had Mila Kunis in Studio, someone I am sure he’s known from years back in NYC during her Culkin hipster years, you know since Culkin was in his book Terry’s World at least 7 or 8 years ago, back when Mila first got her pussy HIV tained by the child star…. Anyway, instead of Terry Richardson doing pics you can all jerk off to, like he did with the amazing LINDSAY LOHAN HALF NAKED …. He got her in a plaid shirt, like a fucking bull dyke, ready to go chop wood at the country cottage, before making an organic vegan meal. Motherfucker. Lost opportunity. The story of my life. To See Her in a Beater and Sweatpants Leaving the Gym Follow This Link
One of my pet peaves is when people tell me they are crazy, when I know real crazy people don’t know they are crazy, like me for example, I think I’m normal as fuck, but if you ask anyone, they will just tell you I’m crazy….. Crazy is over used, over prescribed, over medicated and just an excuse for sane people to justifyu why they “fucked” up or feel fucked up, you know a lapse in judgement, that also works for the courts to get them less jail time….for a breed of people that just suck…. Real crazy, I’m talking actual instutionalized crazy….is hot….primal fucking instincts….just masturbation all day.. that leads to some of the best sex you can get….scary at times..you know since the people who don’t know what the fuck is going on, or who the fuck they are, or who the fuck you are….especially when you work the institution and are in charge of the straps…on night shift…. That’s why this Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn shoot is so hot….how all Victoria’s Secret shoots should be done….
One of my pet peaves is when people tell me they are crazy, when I know real crazy people don’t know they are crazy, like me for example, I think I’m normal as fuck, but if you ask anyone, they will just tell you I’m crazy….. Crazy is over used, over prescribed, over medicated and just an excuse for sane people to justifyu why they “fucked” up or feel fucked up, you know a lapse in judgement, that also works for the courts to get them less jail time….for a breed of people that just suck…. Real crazy, I’m talking actual instutionalized crazy….is hot….primal fucking instincts….just masturbation all day.. that leads to some of the best sex you can get….scary at times..you know since the people who don’t know what the fuck is going on, or who the fuck they are, or who the fuck you are….especially when you work the institution and are in charge of the straps…on night shift…. That’s why this Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn shoot is so hot….how all Victoria’s Secret shoots should be done….
It is spring break and I missed it because I was in bed dying of AIDS or a cold, but more importantly, cuz I hate Florida and Cancun, as trashy as I am, I have no interest wasting my time to go Van Wilder, you know giving out herpes to passed out slutty coeds like it was my job, which I like to think it is my job, since I don’t actually have a job….in either of those places…since both those places represent hell to me…throw in dumpy Jersey Shore loving 21 year olds, and it makes it fucking worse…cuz either I’m old, or I just don’t have patience for retarded bitches, there’s just too much hate in my soul, boiling up in my blood, to just go with it…even if sex is the end result….I get angry too easily….especially at shitty girls….you know the real idiot kind…. But this bitch Katrina Bowden who I’ve Posted Her in a Bikini Before doesn’t seem to mind it, probably cuz she’s getting paid to be there, and she’s wearing a bikini top, and it’s so fucking exciting, I think I just shit myself….
It is spring break and I missed it because I was in bed dying of AIDS or a cold, but more importantly, cuz I hate Florida and Cancun, as trashy as I am, I have no interest wasting my time to go Van Wilder, you know giving out herpes to passed out slutty coeds like it was my job, which I like to think it is my job, since I don’t actually have a job….in either of those places…since both those places represent hell to me…throw in dumpy Jersey Shore loving 21 year olds, and it makes it fucking worse…cuz either I’m old, or I just don’t have patience for retarded bitches, there’s just too much hate in my soul, boiling up in my blood, to just go with it…even if sex is the end result….I get angry too easily….especially at shitty girls….you know the real idiot kind…. But this bitch Katrina Bowden who I’ve Posted Her in a Bikini Before doesn’t seem to mind it, probably cuz she’s getting paid to be there, and she’s wearing a bikini top, and it’s so fucking exciting, I think I just shit myself….
It’s been a while since we’ve seen anything from Shauna Sand , she must have had an outbreak of cold sores or something along those lines, but she’s back and up to her old tricks. Here she is out in some sexy daisy dukes and a cleavage busting tank top. I know she’s trashy and her face is pretty rotten looking, but I’d still like to go a few rounds with her. I know I’m not the only one.
I love Katrina Bowden on 30 Rock , sure she doesn’t get a whole lot of air time, but when she does she steals the show with her incredible hotness and I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one. Here she is on the cover of Maxim getting sexy and showing off her amazing little booty in some sweet little undies. Is there a way I could ask her to seal those things up in a Ziploc bag and send them to me without seeming like a weirdo? Who’s got her Twitter info?
I love the concept of this Esquire feature…they take pictures of these bitches in their underwear in their homes. But that may just be because I like bitches in their underwear pretty much anywhere. Her name is Katrina Bowden, I don’t know anything about her, but I see all I need to see and that is that she’s got a pretty fucking awesome ass…. That’s all I have to say about that.
Eva Longoria seems to be everywhere these days, she must be out promoting something I know or care nothing about. First she was outside Letterman in a sexy little business short shorts and blazer combination showing off her long legs, and now here she is giving us a look at her upstairs talents. I don’t think she’s got the biggest breast in the world, but she certainly knows how to display them to get the maximum bang for your buck. Well done.
