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American Idol: Hollywood Ho

Well gang, we did it. We got through a month of auditions episodes. Many of us died, even more of us are injured or dying, but we’ve struggled across the finish line and next week will taste glorious Hollywood

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American Idol: Hollywood Ho

Russell Brand’s Proposal Foiled By Google

Katy Perry revealed she found out boyfriend Russell Brand was going to propose to her – after she saw the news on Google.

Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Grammy Winners

It’s no secret that Katy Perry is one of the most annoying hipster dufus chicks around, but she’s definitely got herself some sweet front meat which is the only reason I keep putting her up on the site.

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Katy Perry Knows What She’s Good for of the Day

My life is like a really shitty CD on repeat. I don’t even know if I should write about Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for her stripshow that doesn’t involve stripping, but is equally as humiliating and takes the same level of shamelessness to exploit herself and because every day she goes out there, it’s pretty clear to all of us that she’s a fucking joke, so I guess it is only fitting that she staged being engaged with Russell Brand, a homosexual comedian in on her joke, but at least she brought out her tits, cuz that almost takes away with the fact that she’s an ugly, useless, annoying piece of shit, proving that tits do save the world, lets just hope they don’t save her world, cuz if I get polluted by her shitty songs again this summer, I will probably kill myself, and I’d rather it be her than me, even if my life is shitty, I’m not ready for it to end yet….

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Grammy Awards Fashion Face-Off: Katy Perry vs. Britney Spears

Last night’s Grammy Awards featured the best in music. And fashion …in theory.

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Grammy Awards Fashion Face-Off: Katy Perry vs. Britney Spears

Simon Cowell: "More To Life Than Money"

Katy Perry Would Love to Judge Idol…Permanently

Katy Perry has said she would give up her singing career if she was given a permanent judging role on American Idol. The 25-year-old recently made an appearance on the show as a guest judge and said she had a great time.

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American Idol: Man, I Gotta Get Out of LA

We’re goin’ to Hollywoooood! No, adorable wisher, we’re not done with auditions and watching Hollywood Week. This week’s installment of 10,000 Maniacs: The TV Series just took place in LA, so the judges could sleep in their own beds

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Katy Perry’s Hipster Dufus Look Needs To Go

It’s kind of annoying that Katy Perry somehow even manages to make a sweet pair of sexy leggings look stupid. The thing’s probably a full bodysuit like the one Lindsay Lohan managed to make look so hot, and Katy’s covering it up with a crop top t-shirt with a tiger on it and some massive period panties. This hipster dufus look has got to go once and for all

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Katy Perry and Tits Go to an Event of the Day

Girls usually like to hang with other girls who are uglier than they are so that they get all the male attention and don’t have to deal with jealousy, as they can always look at their circle and say “At least I’m not her” or “At least I am skinner than her”, and I guess Katy Perry is just like all other girls cuz here she is with her ugly friend. I usually call these girls that Fat Managers, because they usually get in the way of me fucking the hot one when I meet them at bars, because it always happens to be the day the fat one decides she wants attention and since the hot one wants nothing to do with me, the fat one usually gets what she wants, not that it matters….I take what I can get and apparently so does Russell Brand, despite being a total useless bullshit homo cunt, he could do a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry with some groupie pussy, since I seem to be the only person who hates him and his bullshit, but I guess their union brings us hope…hope that the plane will crash, the house will burn down, the car will drive off the road and into oncoming traffic, because if they are always together, tragedy can kill two birds with one stone.. Pics via LFI

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