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Buzz Break: Ryan Gosling Puts Michelle Williams in a Romantic Half-Nelson

Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS…. I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life… Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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New Never Let Me Go Clip Will Break Your Heart In Just Over A Minute

Never Let Me Go is one of my favorite books of all times, a subtle but powerful story about love and loss and humanity. And even though the movie version was packed with powerhouse actors like Keira Knightley, Charlotte Rampling, and Carey Mulligan, I was still nervous. After watching this clip, I’ve got no reason to worry — Keira & Carey, I hope you two are already picking out dresses for the Oscars.

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New Never Let Me Go Clip Will Break Your Heart In Just Over A Minute

Stacking Jack & Jill Up Against the Fake Adam Sandler Movies in Funny People

The news that Katie Holmes — and, apparently, Al Pacino!? — has been cast in Adam Sandler’s Jack & Jill came as a bit of a shock this morning… if only because it means Jack & Jill still exists. This is the movie that was announced last year with Sandler tapped to play “twin siblings at odds during Thanksgiving.” Seriously? Seriously. If that sounds like the pitch to one of the fake Sandler films from Judd Apatow’s Funny People , that’s probably because it might be. Ahead, Movieline pits Jack & Jill against the oeuvre of George Simmons.

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Buzz Break: Never Let Go of Carey, Keira, and Andrew

Awesome Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

When I posted pictures of Sienna Miller earlier today in her sexy black bikini , I didn’t realize there were even hotter ones out there. Here she is playing kissy face and demonstrating her technique with that douche of hers on a yacht in what looks like a bikini that doesn’t seem to fit very well. Awesome. Bikinis that are too small for a hard body like Sienna are alright with me. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Holds Out Hope For ‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’

‘I’m booked for, like, the next six months, but it’s an incredible project,’ actress says at ‘Eclipse’ premiere. By Adam Rosenberg, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Kristen Stewart Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Plans for a Hollywood-produced adaptation of Stieg Larsson’s book “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” and its two “Millennium Trilogy” follow-ups — “The Girl Who Played With Fire” and “The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest” — have been ramping up lately. Producer Scott Rudin and filmmaker David Fincher are in pre-production for the first movie now and expected to wrap up the casting soon. One of the names mentioned as a contender for the lead role of Lisbeth Salander is “Twilight” star Kristen Stewart. When MTV News spoke to Stewart about “Dragon Tattoo” at Thursday night’s red-carpet premiere of “Eclipse,” she sounded as unsure as anyone else about who would star in the movie. But her own schedule might prevent her from taking on the role of the diminutive-but-tough-as-nails punk computer hacker. “I think I’m going to be working,” Stewart said. “I’m booked for, like, the next six months, but it’s an incredible project. I hope someone really cool does it, because I can’t wait to see it. But I don’t know if it’s going to be me.” Stewart said she hasn’t even met with Fincher. “I’m working, and he’s really busy,” she said. Stewart’s a realist though; she’s been in Hollywood for long enough to understand that things can change, anything can happen. “Who knows? Movies push all the time.” Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman have also expressed interest in starring in the adaptation of the Swedish thriller. According to TheWrap.com , Daniel Craig is in talks to star as Mikael Blomkvist, a journalist who’s hired to find a woman who has been missing for 40 years. “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” has already been the subject of an adaptation from Danish director Niels Arden Oplev. The critically acclaimed movie opened in Denmark and Sweden in February 2009 and was released in the United States earlier this year. For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Hollywood Premiere Brings Out The Stars Related Photos “Eclipse” Premieres In Los Angeles Behind The Scenes At “Eclipse” Premiere In Los Angeles

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Keira Knightley Gutted By Missing ‘My Fair Lady’ Role

Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley is reportedly “gutted” at missing out on the lead role in a movie adaptation of My Fair Lady . According to the Sunday Mirror , Knightley, 25, has reportedly been working hard with singing lessons in a bid to get the role but lost out to An Education star Carey Mulligan , 24. “Keira wanted to play the role. She’s been linked to the production for nearly four years. She’s always loved Audrey Hepburn, who starred in the original movie, and had spent the last year working her backside off with private singing lessons. She knew she didn’t have a huge voice but she was willing to put the effort in for the role. It would have been a role of a lifetime for Keira, and she’s gutted that it hasn’t worked out.” As disappointed as Keira is, we think Carey is a much better choice.

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Keira Knightley Puckers Up For The Paps

Keira Knightley looks lovely standing outside The Comedy Theatre in the West End of London. The Pirates of the Caribbean star is starring in the hit play The Misanthrope . Wearing a leopard print scar, Burberry coat, jeans, and black boots, Knightley stopped to sign autographs and pose for pictures on her way home.

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Keira Knightley Looks Lovely For Lunch

Keira Knightley kindly stopped and posed for photographers before attending the Laurence Olivier Awards luncheon at the Haymarket Hotel in London. Wrapped up in a gray embroidered coat and a pair of sky-high platform heels , the British actress is nominated for the Best Actress in a Supporting Role for her work in The Misanthrope . Anyone else surprised that the Pirates of the Caribbean star was able to walk in those shoes? They almost look like cement blocks against her teeny tiny body.

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