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Kelly Brook In The Most Unflattering Outfit Ever

I warned you guys that meathead fiance of Kelly Brook ‘s was bad news for her . Or at least bad news for her hotness. Because judging from this outfit Kelly’s got on here, the dude really brings out the worst in her. Which is why I keep saying she should obviously leave that loser for me. I mean, I guarantee I could bring out the best in Kelly — specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach, by cutting funbag-sized holes in all her clothing. I know, pretty romantic stuff, right? I can’t believe she hasn’t made the switch yet either. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

I forget whether Kelly Brook ‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine . Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy. Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s Instagram Hooking of the Day

I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me… It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it… Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Are Easy On The Eyes

Sure, I’m still a little upset with Kelly Brook for getting engaged to that meathead model and not me, but I’m trying not to let it bother me too much. Besides, it’s just nice to finally get to see the benefit of all that working out she’s been doing lately in the form of a new bikini photoshoot. See, some people hit the bar to drown their sorrows. Me, I prefer drooling over bikini pictures. It’s healthier for my liver, but harder on the wrists.

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Kelly Brook’s Dude Is Bad News

Well, this is terrible. Not only does it look like Kelly Brook is back with that juice monkey ex-boyfriend of hers , they’re also engaged, according to my sources. Which, granted, is pretty awful news. But actually what I’m really talking about is the fact that once again, her dude’s showing more cleavage than she is. And while we’re at it, Kelly’s doing this whole thing all wrong — she’s supposed to be taking selfies of her chest, not pictures of the paps. I’m telling you, this dude is such a bad influence. I just don’t get it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Kelly Brook Forgot To Bring Her Cleavage

So apparently Kelly Brook showed up to help promote the launch of her new perfume “Audition,” but for some reason she left her cleavage at home. Talk about a bait-and-switch. Because after that super-sexy commercial of hers , I was expecting some seriously hot red carpet pictures. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kelly still looks great as always, but this doesn’t make me want to buy any perfume. Not that the cleavage would’ve, but at least I would’ve been able to enjoy the pictures a whole lot more. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Can Sell Anything

According to my sources, this Kelly Brook commercial I just watched 10 times is for some new perfume she designed called “Audition.” Even though I was pretty sure it was an ad for her amazing cleavage, which is weird, because I didn’t think that was for sale. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) So I guess the perfume thing makes more sense. Either way, it gave me the brilliant idea to launch my own signature scent. Only I don’t think anyone wants to buy a cologne called Eau de Tuna, especially not if it’ll smell like stale pizza and the same sweatpants I’ve been wearing all week. Hmm, back to the drawing board I guess.

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Kelly Brook Needs To Keep Working Out

I’m not sure if you’ve heard the good news yet, but Kelly Brook and that meathead boyfriend of hers broke up recently, and I’d like to think my constant disapproval of their relationship somehow had a hand in that. You’re welcome. Anyway, here she is on her way to some jiu-jitsu class looking just as happy as I was after first hearing the news. But before we get too excited, is it just me, or does Kelly look a little heavier to you? I don’t want to say anything mean, because I still love her, and more importantly because she could probably kick my ass after all this working out she’s been doing. Not to mention she looks like she’s got a few pounds on me. Photos: Fameflynet

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Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Will Not Disappoint

Welp, Miley Cyrus just kicked off her Bangerz tour in Vancouver, and it definitely didn’t disappoint. Because here she is twerking and giving the audience some signature tongue action in a bunch of sexy costumes. You know, I’ve never been a fan of Miley’s music, but I’ve got to admit, she puts on one hell of a show. Normally, I think people who spring for front row seats to this crap are insane, but this is one time where I think it’d be totally worth it. Anyway, I included some videos of Miley in action below, so you can pretend like you’re there, and best of all, no jacked-up security guard is going to tackle you for trying to reach out and lick your screen. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Finally, Kelly Brook Works It

Now this is more like it! Here’s Kelly Brook taking my advice by ditching her meathead dude to do a little working out for the paps on her own, which involves some hot kickboxing in leggings. Not too bad! I mean, it’s still not bikini squats or anything, but I guess Kelly’s got to work her way up to that. I know if you try to do too much at once, somebody’s liable to pull a muscle. And it’d most likely be me. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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