Now this is more like it! Here’s Kelly Brook taking my advice by ditching her meathead dude to do a little working out for the paps on her own, which involves some hot kickboxing in leggings. Not too bad! I mean, it’s still not bikini squats or anything, but I guess Kelly’s got to work her way up to that. I know if you try to do too much at once, somebody’s liable to pull a muscle. And it’d most likely be me. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Well, this isn’t good at all. Because judging from these latest leggings pictures, I think Kelly Brook might be starting to let herself go a bit now that she’s got a new boyfriend. From the looks of it, it’s going straight to her hips. And if that wasn’t already bad enough, for some reason her dude is showing cleavage in these shots and Kelly isn’t. WTF? This madness has to stop!
Years ago, when Stephanie Seymour was doing some kind of comeback tour after having disappeared for years, pictures of her with hard nipples in a bikini, with her son rocking’ a boner….They went viral, people laughed about how his mom gave him boners…the pics are probably somewhere on this site, but that I will let you scavenger hunt because it will give your loser ass something to do, you know give that deadbeat degenerate loser in you some sense of purpose… Her sons ended up coming out of the closet gay, which doesn’t mean she didn’t molest them, ask any lesbian if she’s a lesbian thanks to penis being abusive to her at some point in her life and I am sure a solid 25% will say yes… Anyway, she’s in Harper’s Bazaar looking great, but her gay sons are undressing her in what is pretty awkward behavior for a child and mother, you know like brushing her hair out, and finger banging her… The whole thing reminds me of a guy I knew growing up, with a narcissist mother who loved him more than she should of, because to her he was the male version of her, and with that,, she thought him fucking her was masturbation…twisted…and probably pretty relevant for Stephanie Seymour…the lunatic model from the 90s… What it comes down to is that I love incest, probably because I’ve never had a family. I just hate that incest porn is so outrageous and unbelievable.
I don’t know if an upskirt flash counts when it is from a lady who is pushing 40 and who has been a topless or nude model since she was 18…meaning I’ve seen her labia at lease once or twice over the last decade…all in efforts to be rich and famous…using any means possible…those means just happened to be her massive tits…and it worked… But it is still an up skirt and it’s her fat ass cheek not her tits so it’s something new to her fans…and I guess all that matters…is that I encourage this behavior… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know why I am fascinated by Helen Flanagan’s story…she was a soap star in the UK, who may not have been all that famous but was on TV, which is more famous than most of the girls I follow on Instagram…and instead of pursuing that career…you know since she was already on TV and it would theoretically be easy to get more work in TV…she decided to strip down in magazines and become a Glamour model…something I can’t imagine pays better than being on TV…because I am convinced these girls who are all average looking at best…do it for the attention and stamp of approval that leads to richer and more famous boyfriends…since their public profile is more than what it was when they were just working as a cocktail waitress…but I am not complaining, any reason from Daddy Issues to credit card debt to get a girl half naked is a win for me…
Kelly Brook is built like she fucks black guys, which is probably why she fucks black guys, and unlike most white girl, she’s embraced it and advertised it, despite the fact that white dudes are racists and hate the idea of seeing their fantasy women getting fucked by black dudes, unless they are those weirdo husbands who pay black dudes to fuck their wives, a fetish most white dudes would never grasp… That said, she’s thick, she’s round, she’s too big to be a lingerie model, yet she is a lingerie model, sure it’s for her own brand of lingerie, and sure the primary focus has always been on her tits, and sure she’s all womanly and plus sized thanks to laziness and overeating, not to mention a slower metabolism thanks to being 40, but when stacked the way she’s’ stacked…none of that really matters… Here she is in Miami…and I kinda like it…and I don’t know why…maybe it’s the tits…or maybe it’s that she’s owning her hardly perfect self…who knows…just look at the pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kelly Brook has been showing off her chubby body in a bikini a lot the last few days… I guess it is because she’s exhausted from all the work she’s been putting in as a titty model…and needs a vacation where she gained 30 lbs and frolic in the water drawing attention to herself and her black boyfriend…or maybe, just maybe these are photoshopped… What it all comes down to is that Kelly Brook can teach us all, if you are busty, exploit them tits, show them tits, make money with them tits because if you do it right…you can live the American dream….
I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies… So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better… I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Just like I predicted, Kelly Brook ‘s beach vacation is still going strong, which means I’ve got even more awesomely busty bikini pictures for you guys today. Now I don’t know how long this is all going to last, so I recommend making the most of it and enjoying it while you can. So call in sick or use up your vacation days, and get ready to hunker down for the long haul, because major events like this don’t come around too often. Don’t you want to be able to tell your children where you were during the Great Kelly Brook Bikini Beach Vacation of 2014 someday? Actually, on second thought, you’ll probably want to leave those details out if you plan on retaining custody. » view all 17 photos Photos: Fameflynet , PacificCoastNews
Kelly Brook has tits…but so do pretty much every girl except maybe cancer survivors and a few flat chested girls who are just nipples…but unlike every girl…she’s packaged them into a money making business…and while pushing 40…she’s managed to be in movies, sure shitty fucking movies, she’s managed to start her own businesses, and she’s managed to get paid and live a celebrity life…all because of a willingness to show off massive tits…making her pretty much a hero, or leader to young girls everywhere…fuck all these athletes and Olympians….and fuck all these CEOS and educated girls…but more importantly fuck these big titty models who blind us with their tits then steal our fucking money without even realizing it…fuck them..if not with your penis, then with your mind, because when as a man you should instinctively want to fuck everyone…no evidence….especially these fertile ones…