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Kelly Brook Goes See Through!

Well, it’s not quite the cleavage show I was expecting from Kelly Brook after I called her out for keeping her girls covered up lately. But it looks like she found a way to keep us both happy with this see-through shirt. Obviously, I’d prefer if she wasn’t wearing anything underneath, but hey, I’m not unreasonable. I’m willing to compromise just this once. » view all 50 photos Related Links Kelly Brook’s See Through Dress Isn’t See Through Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: WENN.com

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Kelly Brook’s Playing With Cock ….tails

As proof that sometimes dreams do come true, here’s Kelly Brook groping around blindfolded with fellow British hottie Holly Willoughby on my new favorite British game show Celebrity Juice . How have we had 8 seasons of an American The Office , and not even one of this? Because this is what I call must-see TV! Anyway, we obviously need an American remake stat. And I’d be more than happy to act as the host cocktail straw stand-in. Call my agent and let’s make this happen. Related Links Kelly Brook’s See Through Dress Isn’t See Through Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean

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Priyanka Chopra for Vogue India of the Day

Priyanka Chopra is so lovely and exotic….like a fruit your family buys on special occasions or when you are sick with a cold and they are hoping the vitamins get you better cuz your diet of creamed corn, canned beans, ramen noodles and margerine, booze and chips and cake….doesn’t really give your body what it needs…making her a welcomed indian (dot not feather) set of titties to stare at from Vogue India….cuz sometimes…you gotta look at what else is out there…international pussy…even if it smells like curry and the hallway of an immigrant filled building…and even if it is hairy and creepy looking…because this generation is about diversity….and luckily Diversity. even in another language, can still has a pussy and can suck a dick…right Priyanka Chopra? If you’re wondering who Priyanka Chopra is…she’s in movies, was Miss World in 2000….and has a record deal….but her most important achievement is that I tried to masturbate to her 5 minutes ago…I like to help people.

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Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I’ve probably already posted all these pics of Victoria’s Secret Swim…but that’s not saying much…because every time I do a Victoria’s Secret post….I am convinced I’ve done it before…even when it is with their new girls…because they have a formula….that they do over and over again…in an uninspiring…but still decent to stare at cuz it’s half naked babes….kinda way…and that’s why they win me over everytime…those corporate bastards own me with all them cleavage…borng fucking cleavage and I hate them for it…

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Kelly Brook Vs a Dildo of the Day

Kelly Brook was punked on TV….in what would be be offensive….. if it wasn’t staring a couple hooker type women…who are virtually pornstars…..who just don’t have sex on camera…but who do showcase their tits for money…willing to do almost anything to get ahead…. You know what…this is actually a well executed prank….and I’m happy it’s allowed on TV…next time let’s hope she’s riding it or inserting it in her ass…but it would have to be a hell of a lot bigger to insure she feels it….that loose lipped /orifice harlot…..

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Minka Kelly Does Fitness of the Day

Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook’s Failed Panty Flash of the Day

I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits…. The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding… Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media…. I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.

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Megan Fox Works It Good For Marie Claire

I know Megan Fox has been taking things slow in terms of her hotness comeback after having her kid, so consider this shoot for Marie Claire a good sign. Sure, I’ve seen more revealing pictures taken at Sears, but hey, it’s a step in the right direction. And before you know it, Megan’s going to be back to her old self, talking about having girl crushes on strippers and doing bikini photoshoots. At least I hope so. Otherwise, I don’t know if I can handle a new, more responsible Megan. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Assumes The Position Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

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Sadly, Kelly Brook Is Wearing Clothes

Well, I knew this day was going to come eventually, I just hoped it wouldn’t come so soon: Kelly Brook was finally photographed wearing clothes, instead of a bikini. I know it’s a tough time for all of us, but don’t worry, hopefully it won’t last long. And in the meantime, take another look at these old posts . It’ll help make the transition a little easier. Related Links Kelly Brook’s See Through Dress Isn’t See Through Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: Fameflynet

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