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Kelly Brook Classes Up The Cleavage

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It doesn’t take much for me to post pictures of busty British hottie Kelly Brook , she and I have been having an internet love affair for years now, so I’m always in the mood for some shots of her in a fancy dress. Especially when that fancy dress is designed to highlight her perfect chesticles. I love cleavage of all shapes and sizes, sometimes even old lady cleavage on the bus, but there’s something about fancy evening gown cleavage that really does it for me. I guess I’m just a high class kind of guy. more pictures of Kelly Brook here

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Kelly Brook In Bed With A Fat Slob… I Have A Chance!

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s strange, I’ve always had this feeling in my gut that Kelly Brook and I would be good together. Obviously I never thought that I had a chance, she’s WAY too hot for a lowly blogger like myself, that is until I saw this picture of her hanging out on what looks like a cheap motel bed with some fat slob in a Speedo …. The dream is still alive. I don’t know what this is all about, but I don’t like it one bit. That should be me. Although, I wouldn’t trust myself in a Speedo this close to such a hot piece.

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Kelly Brook’s 2012 Lingerie Calendar of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me that people still use Calendars….I mean unless you’re a hipster trying to make a point at how innovating and throwback you are by denouncing technology….or you are an old timer who doesn’t know how to use a computer cuz your working class life changing tires in a garage cuz you were too stupid to do anything else…like learn how to use a computer when you got home from the shop…..you have no business using a calendar…. It is the single worst fucking gift a person can get you, that is esssentially telling you “fuck you, I hate you, I put no thought into this at all, but felt obligated to get you something, even though nothing would have been more polite, decent, and respectful of me”…… But for some reason these Glam models, like Kelly Brook keep making them, like it is all they know, or maybe cuz they don’t wnat to let go of something from the past, or maybe it makes them extra cash, as there are likely more assholes, idiots, technology deprived assholes than I thought…or maybe more poeple give shitty gifts to peopl than I think…and it doesn’t matter cuz anything that gets a bitch half naked….is good enough for me to get posting….even if everything it represents offends me….. We’ve only got a few months…but you get the idea…full figured and half naked…. I still prefer when SHE’S COVERED IN ABORTION AND HER VAGINA IS STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME She’s not looking so hot in these…but she does have big tits….and sometimes that is all you need…

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Kelly Brook’s 2012 Lingerie Calendar of the Day

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Kelly Brook’s Awesome Lingerie Calendar

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I adore Kelly Brook , it’s that simple, so I had to post these shots from her upcoming calendar. I don’t buy calendars, I don’t know anyone who does anymore, but I might have to reconsider after seeing this hotness. Not only is the woman pretty much perfection, but she’s half naked in her sultry lingerie. Yes please. How can I find an escort who’ll do a Kelly Brook impersonation? The accent has to be just right.

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WWE’s Kelly Kelly Does Maxim Good

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s WWE hottie Kelly Kelly showing off her softer side in the pages of Maxim magazine in a little red bikini. Nice. I heard she was dating hockey player Sheldon Souray, is that true? He’s the guy who got angry and beat up his refrigerator with his wife right?. Good thing Kelly is tough enough to fight back. After watching the bikini wrestling video below, I wouldn’t mind going a few rounds with this hottie.

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Kelly Brook Topless Twitter Picture

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Kelly Brook has finally figured out how to properly use the Twitter . Welcome aboard. Here she is in a topless self picture taken in her bathroom like ninety percent of girls seem to do these days. At least according to what I see on the internet. I don’t care why she’s doing it, I’m just glad it happened. The woman is gorgeous so even if I can’t really see any of the good parts, I give her an A for effort. Next time pan out a bit or maybe an over the shoulder shot. Keep it up.

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Something of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN…… So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it…. But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us ….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get… Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.

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Kelly Brook Brings the Heavy Metal Thunder In Live-Action Reboot [PICS]

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If Kelly Brook ‘s skinful appearance in Piranha 3D (2010) left you wanting more, then get ready to bang your head as well as your fist, gentlemen, because the boobtacular British actress is now starring in a live-action adaptation of the beloved fantasy magazine and “adult animation” flick Heavy Metal (1981). Kelly tweeted a picture (left) from the set this week of herself and two grotesque extras, along with the caption “turtle heads.” We love it when a sexy woman makes poop jokes, especially when she’s showing off her rockin’ tits in skin-tight PVC while she’s doing it. See Kelly Brook’ s “major boobage” unleashed after the jump!

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Kelly Brook’s Awesome Leather Cleavage

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really hope that this is the last Halloween post I do this year, but I can’t make any promises. Here’s Kelly Brook dropping some sweet leather cleavage with a couple of her ugly friends. Maybe they’re not that ugly, I can’t tell, next to Kelly everyone looks like old man penis. Not that I know what old man penis looks like, I’m just assuming. Although I did see a nude old guy on the beach in Greece once, not cool, testicles aren’t supposed to be tanned. Anyhow, Kelly Brook boobs!

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Kelly Brook In Her Hot Shorty Shorts

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook just makes me feel good all over, like an illegal Thai massage or a dozen gin and tonics so I thought it might be nice if I shared a few shots of her in her weird futuristic costume. I know, they’re not the greatest pictures you’ve ever seen, but she’s a hottie and we all love hotties in silly little booty shorts/business shorts…. Enjoy.       Related Articles: Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Kelly Brook In Daisy Dukes! Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: WENN.com

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