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Kelly Brook Pregnant and Not Flashing Crotch of the Day

I guess now that Kelly Brook is pregnant, she’s keeping her vagina to herself, you know not exposed and quivering for attention or model work that solidifies her as a legit person in the entertainment world, that she’s been doing bottom feeding gigs for over a decade to finally get, one of those gigs being a relationship with Billy Zane…. And that’s too bad, cuz I kinda liked the way her pussy looked like it was sticking its tongue out at me … FOLLOW ME

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Kelly Brook Pregnant and Not Flashing Crotch of the Day

Katy Perry Needs To Work On Her Disguise

Why would any woman ruin a perfectly hot little outfit with a stupid clown nose? Oh that’s right, it’s Katy Perry trying to be hilarious. Hipsters are the worst. Luckily she’s only doing it in a few shots and the rest of them are still pretty hot. I love those big hipster sweater muffins, they stand out so nicely no matter what the outfit. I’m just glad that she’s dressed like an adult, nobody needs to see her in her silly hipster get up. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Kelly Brook’s Sweet Front Meat In Max

Alright, I’ve had a rough hungover day of writing about celebrity boobs and the like, but I thought that I’d finish off the week with some sweet pictures of Kelly Brook’s chubby front meat in the pages of Max magazine. I love it. Now that she’s pregnant those things are just going to get bigger and better. Unfortunately so is the rest of her, at least for a little while, but until then this is how I’ll always remember her.

Kelly Brook’s Sweet Front Meat In Max

Alright, I’ve had a rough hungover day of writing about celebrity boobs and the like, but I thought that I’d finish off the week with some sweet pictures of Kelly Brook’s chubby front meat in the pages of Max magazine. I love it. Now that she’s pregnant those things are just going to get bigger and better. Unfortunately so is the rest of her, at least for a little while, but until then this is how I’ll always remember her.

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way… FOLLOW ME

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way… FOLLOW ME

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way… FOLLOW ME

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way… FOLLOW ME

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!!

Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian , turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.

Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!!

Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian , turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.