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Kelly Brook’s Got One Hell Of A Profile

I’ve been a big fan of Kelly Brook’s for a while now, she’s gorgeous and her body is spectacular, but I didn’t realize she was this busty. Did she always have these things or is this just the first time I’ve seen her from the side? That can’t be right. Anyhow, here she is looking amazing on her way to work out that awesome booty of hers. I don’t mean she’s actually going to work out, there are cameras everywhere so I guess she’s filming reality show or a commercial or something like that. Nice camel toe.

Kelly Brook’s Got One Hell Of A Profile

I’ve been a big fan of Kelly Brook’s for a while now, she’s gorgeous and her body is spectacular, but I didn’t realize she was this busty. Did she always have these things or is this just the first time I’ve seen her from the side? That can’t be right. Anyhow, here she is looking amazing on her way to work out that awesome booty of hers. I don’t mean she’s actually going to work out, there are cameras everywhere so I guess she’s filming reality show or a commercial or something like that. Nice camel toe.

Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero….. Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

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Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose…. Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls… All this to say….I love leggings Follow This Link to See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

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Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

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Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

Kelly Brook’s Sweet Hipster Belly Flash

I know that the 80′s look is back in style these days and I normally can’t stand it, stupid hipsters ruining my good memories, but when a hot piece of ass like Kelly Brook decided to break out her tight pink denims and a crop top I’m all for it. I think the fact that she’s also wearing a sweet pair of high heels instead of ironic Hush Puppies or Converse sneakers makes the whole thing come together. I hope this is a lesson for all you hipster chicks, this is how you get laid. You’re welcome.

Kelly Brook’s Sweet Hipster Belly Flash

I know that the 80′s look is back in style these days and I normally can’t stand it, stupid hipsters ruining my good memories, but when a hot piece of ass like Kelly Brook decided to break out her tight pink denims and a crop top I’m all for it. I think the fact that she’s also wearing a sweet pair of high heels instead of ironic Hush Puppies or Converse sneakers makes the whole thing come together. I hope this is a lesson for all you hipster chicks, this is how you get laid. You’re welcome.

Kelly Brook Big Tits in her Underwear Promoting Shit of the Day

One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…

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Kelly Brook Is Just Pure Hotness

Here’s the amazing Kelly Brook dressed up as an angel, hanging out in her sexy underwear, doing her thing for some new lingerie ad or something. I don’t normally like the photoshopped look, unless they’re airbrushing in some bigger breasts, but I like this artsy fartsy crap. Real classy like. These would make pretty good posters, I could hang them over my bed… If I was fifteen years old or it was nineteen eighty-five or the internet wasn’t invented. Still hot though. Enjoy.