I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies… Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on…. But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Before Kelly Rohrbach was a lead on the new movie Baywatch, she was another Instagram model who would do random photoshoots with whatever decent photographer out there. Yes, it’s the same shoot we’ve seen many times with everyone of these wannabes and it’s getting pretty boring, but there’s no denying her hotness.
We all knew it was only a matter of time before we got our first peek at someone from the cast of the new Baywatch in the classic red bathing suit. If you have been waiting on pins and needles like me, wait no more for behold Kelly Rohrbach in all her red bathing suit glory! And bonus, here is Alexandra Daddario rocking a sexy two-piece! … read more
Baywatch the Next Generation is the “Springbreakers” of this generation, while targeting old people who know what Baywatch is because it was all we were able to jerk off to in an era before porn…while the youth don’t even remember a time before porn…so Baywatch probably wouldn’t have worked for them, unless it was a youtube VLOG on the beach with style tips pulled out of Seventeen magazine, which seems to be what the youth are watching… The reason I call it the “Springbreakers’ of this generation is because it’s a movie that is going to be heavily covered by the paparazzi, partially because The Rock is there, and everyone loves The Rock, who is really an interesting story from failed NFL payer to Wrestler who hasn’t died of a heart attack, to the biggest action star…,but mainly because there are girls, some who Leonardo DiCaprio has had sex with mainly this Kelly Rohrbach character who thanks to Leo now exists…and is the star of what will be the worst movie ever… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s the other one who used to have big tits but doesn’t have big tits anymore from True Detective named TO SEE THE REST OF ALEXANDRA DADDARIO CLICK HERE Boring but 40 year old Baywatch fans are probably pumped, even though it’ll just end up like Fuller House. The post Kelly Rohrbach and Friends in a Bathing Suit for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model, who is solidifying her bikini modeling, by being featured in Harper’s Bazaar in bikini pics… These looks like some instagram outtakes, or maybe some spillover from the SI shoot just run through a filter because bikini pics are all the fucking same…and instagram models can recreate the “art” behind a pro shoot with their fucking iphones… I guess her team wants you to know she looks good in bikinis, and her team is probably made up or at least run by Leonardo DiCaprio, because for a while she played his girlfriend, something I think is just part of his modeling agency he likely owns, because when they are rumored to fuck him – he looks like they Playboy….instead of a homo…and more importantly…they get booked on bigger gigs like Kelly Rohrbach – who landed the roll of Pam Anderson in the Baywatch movie…which could really be the best entry point into being the hot chick in movies…the breakout performance…and all it took was Leo cock…or the lacy thereof…but the illusion of Leo cock.. She was also working out on the beach – and people are pretty pumped about it…because staged paparazzi pics are everything… The post Kelly Rohrbach for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue ; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton , Gigi Hadid , Lily Aldridge , Hailey Clauson , Chrissy Teigen , Hannah Ferguson , Tanya Mityushina , Kate Bock , Emily DiDonato , Kelly Rohrbach , Chanel Iman , Sofia Resing , Hannah Davis , Nina Agdal , Samantha Hoopes , Bo Krsmanovic , and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini . Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com
In case you missed it, today’s one of my favorite holidays of the year. No, I’m not talking about President’s Day. Today’s the day Sports Illustrated officially releases the pictures from their 2016 Swimsuit Issue . And here’s a few of my favorites from hotties Hannah Ferguson , Barbara Palvin , Chanel Iman , Nina Agdal , Kate Bock , Samantha Hoopes , Gigi Hadid , Tanya Mityushina , Erin Heatherton , Rose Bertram , Kelly Rohrbach , Irina Shayk , Bo Krsmanovic , Lily Aldridge , Emily DiDonato . If you ask me, Hannah should’ve gotten the cover just based on that killer split . Yow! Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Sorry, George Washington. For more check out SI here » view all 41 photos
Steven Spielberg’s goddaughter is Willa Holland…who is coming into her own being some nude model and photographer artist on her social media…because when you’re born into this industry…where you’re connected enough to have Steven Spielberg as a godfather…the whole acting thing is easy, jobs just come to you…not that she’s that famous, but she was on the OC and she is in Arrow, which is more famous than 1000s of more talented, hotter actors than her….but putting out the hipster nudes, being funny holding basketballs, makes for a good enough time for me…not as good enough of a time as running into the ocean…but she did that too..so we’re good here.. A video posted by Willa Holland (@willaaaahh) on Jan 3, 2016 at 12:02pm PST The post Willa Holland and her Basketballs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson in the new Baywatch Movie that should have never fucking happened and the fact that it did happen says something interesting about how desperate the industry is to make money…and all they know how to do or invest in is things that ride off nostalgia…whether it is comic book movies or old movies and tv shows…bring that shit back and monetize… She got the job because she was tits Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck, despite being gay, something that upsets every girl I tell, because they want to believe he’s this womanizer, that turns them on more than hearing he’s some man fucker, even though the idea of womanizing is what makes them hate 99 percent of men…. I’ve been told by numerous people that Leo isn’t officially a faggot, but he fucks dudes, because he’s bored of fucking girls, they all flock to him and there’s no excitement for him…and that he actually is rude to the models he surrounds himself with… I’ve figured that the model girlfriend thing is a lie, because I know girls, and unless these well paid models are actually the hookers I say they are, they’d never want to be in a bikini or lingerie campaign with another girl who her ex is dating… Some people rationalize it as he’s honest, straight up with them, so nice to them that they don’t care that their co-workers fuck him also..it’s a free loving, they’re just happy to be fucking him situation.. I call bullshit, ever girl I know would kill a bitch her ex fucks…if he’s really her ex…and for that reason alone…I call faggot.. But even when I tell girls I meet that he’s a faggot, they’re like “but he fucks women”..and I’m like “I don’t know about that, but he fucks men”…and they are like “yeah but he fucks women, that doens’t make him gay, that just makes him Hollywood”…to which I say, if you fuck men, even if you fuck women…you’re gay…. JUST ASK RICKY MARTIN… Here is bootleg model, hooker, Pam Anderon in a bootleg Elle for Bulgaria…. The post Kelly Rohrbach in ELLE BULGARIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
18 year old bikini selfie….because magazines and photographers may not care about her…but instagram does…. Ava Sambora is probably a damaged rich kid, who is now 18, so not creepy for you to jerk off to, even if she looks like a 15 year old trying to be slutty for her instagram, in efforts to get famous like a Kardashian… You know that being Richie Sambora’s Bon Jovi daughter with hooker/ model / actor Heather Locklear…the groupie…means she lives the good life, with people not necessarily prepared for the good life, or being parents really, because they never had to grow up as life just fucking happened for them, too into themselves and lazy to really instill good values, but rich enough to give her everything, including but not limited an ego..entitlement and with social media the way it is, a need to have the most damn followers she can…via half naked bikini pics…solid. The post Ava Sambora Brings Out the Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
