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Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:26am PST Convenient day for Kelly Rohrbach to announce her A List break-up that never was… Kelly Rohrbach was clever enough to date Leonardo DiCaprio publicly, even though she likely didn’t ever date Leonardo DiCaprio, but rather just fucked him as he fucked other girls, she as just the one clever enough to say “make me public girl number 1″…until she cast CJ Parker in Baywatch, also known as Pam Anderson, perfect for a blonde with big tits with celebrity ties, who hung out in the right circle, who will probably help destroy this idea of Baywatch as a redux for something that didn’t need a redux….because it was a late night show, we used to jerk off to…before internet porn…nor really something we were emotionally tied into because of the story… Either way, the rumor is she and Leo are broken up, she looks so devastated by it, mainly because it never happened…and she’s on her own hustle.. I am just glad Pam Anderson didn’t try to take the role back…and more importantly…I am glad they didn’t go with Charlotte McKinney or Emrata…..since they are clearly bottom feeding producers…with bottom feeding ideas speaking to low tier bros in their 40s…that would have made sense…but instead they did Sports Illustrated model…for the win.. I guess what I am saying is big tits chicks are interchangeable, have no sustainability, so make those tits count when you can… Hookers. A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:44am PST More…. A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:38am PST Here are some pics of her in bikini…because that’s her thing… To See Where Pam Anderson is At…Here she is on New Years Eve… CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach Nipples at the Star Wars Premiere of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t like Star Wars in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 10s, or today…I didn’t understand the hype, or other kids went crazy for it…which I guess has been a theme my entire life. I only liked the incest storyline, because incest is the fucking best…other than that, I just ignored it. I knew kids who played with Star Wars toys, I’d bully them and tell them how fucking stupid they were, but it was a losing batter, I was outnumbered and realized that day that the general public will buy anything sold to them, that others accept, because they are lemming drones… That said, the 4 billion dollar buy out of Star Wars by Disney, is officially releasing their movie at midnight tonight, and nerds everywhere aren’t reading this, they are too busy rocking their austistic heads back and forth in excitement…they just can’t deal.. Kelly Rohrbach, a Sports Illustrated model, what n case you didn’t know means low level model who just happened to land model lover Leonardo DiCaprio through positioning, realized that this event, was the one to wear a see through shirt to, because nerds, a very loyal audience, will be watching. We call this strategic media planning. She’s clearly got a good team and/or logic on her side… Either way, the only way I can tie this back to Star Wars, is saying that I’d fuck her if she was my sister, only to punish her for the family for being everything I hate and that her social climbing represents.. Good fake tits though…. TO SEE MORE PICS FROM THE MEDIA EVENT OF THE YEAR – THE STAR WARS PREMIERE CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Nipples at the Star Wars Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent: MARRIED?!

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a big day for wild rumors about celebrity couples. First we heard that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kelly Rohrbach are engaged . Then we found out that Drake and Serena Williams are engaged . But while both of those rumors are almost certainly BS, the reports circulating around the on, off, on-again, off-again-with-a-restraining-order couple of Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent might actually be legit. In case you’re not familiar – no, Cara is not hooking up with some 15th-century medieval martyr. St. Vincent is the stage name of singer/songwriter Annie Clark.  She and Cara have been having hip, trendy sex since for at least six months, and now the word around the runway is that the fashionable twosome may have secretly gotten married . That’s Cara and Annie at Chanel’s spring fashion show in Paris yesterday (Yes, the fashion world is gearing up for spring while you’re still trying to get the mothball smell out of your flannels.), and witnesses say they were both rocking very large diamonds on their left ring fingers. So are they engaged? Married? Just messing us with us?!  Heck, it’s possible they just felt like rocking matching bling for no reason at all. But that’s boring. We prefer to think that they’re married and…in talks to adopt one of Brangelina’s kids. Sure, why not?

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Beyonce in Vogue’s September Issue of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beyonce terrifies me… We’ve given her too much money, too much fame, too much power. She thinks she’s still relevant…people think she’s still relevant…and she keeps on doing media, and sexualizing herself, despite being old, tired, and a mom…There is no aging gracefully and bowing out, because once in the game, and accepted by they gays for your level of fabulous, like Cher and Madonna – you just keep on fucking polluting the world with your nonsense…well into your 70s…because you can afford to do this for free…now that you have more money than god…but more importantly, you don’t have to do it for free…as idiots still throw money at you… Beyonce…is the devils work The post Beyonce in Vogue’s September Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Rohrbach is the model that Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because it makes the world think he’s not gay… Kelly Rohrbach is well aware of this being a great PR strategy for her “modeling” career, that stamp of approval that will lead to more work, or even more rich and famous dudes, who want the pussy Leo theoretically fucked, because it’s a status thing, even though the last thing I’d want to touch is the pussy that Leo fucked, I mean if I was rich, not because I know she’s a gold digging fame whore, all girls are…or because she’s probably got an STD, as everyone’s got fucking STDs especially Hollywood, not that he’s ever fucked her… But because if you’re rich you can get new pussy…fresh pussy…hotter pussy… While as a broke, fat, married, mexican, old, Canadian…I figure – I fuck anything that comes my way, and none of it looks quite like this Kelly Rohrbach, but if it did, I’d be down even if I knew she was just a hooker, sure it’s an A-List hooker but still a hooker…in a world where everyone is a hooker… The post Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like  Hannah Davis ,  Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2015

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week, we had Hannah Davis on the cover , but now it’s time for the best of the rest. And I always love when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out, it’s almost like having another birthday. Only instead of getting “real” pants with zippers and lectures about “finally growing up,” I get bikini pictures from hotties like  Nina Agdal , Kate Bock , Gigi Hadid , Lily Aldridge , Kelly Rohrbach , Hailey Clauson , Emily Ratajkowski . Which is way better if you ask me. So for more where this came from, check out SI.com . And enjoy, because days like this only come around once a year. » view all 17 photos

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2015

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week, we had Hannah Davis on the cover , but now it’s time for the best of the rest. And I always love when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out, it’s almost like having another birthday. Only instead of getting “real” pants with zippers and lectures about “finally growing up,” I get bikini pictures from hotties like  Nina Agdal , Kate Bock , Gigi Hadid , Lily Aldridge , Kelly Rohrbach , Hailey Clauson , Emily Ratajkowski . Which is way better if you ask me. So for more where this came from, check out SI.com . And enjoy, because days like this only come around once a year. » view all 17 photos

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Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”… Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time…. To See All The Pics CLICK HERE The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are: Gigi Hadid Nina Agdal Hannah Ferguson Sara Sampaio Emily Ratajkowski Emily Didonato Samantha Hoopes Chanel Iman Hannah Davis Solveig Mork Hailey Clauson Rose Bertram Ashley Smith Kelly Rohrbach Robyn Lawley Erin Heatherton Kate Bock Ariel Meredith Genevieve Morton Irina Shayk Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen Jessica Gomes The athletes, since it is sports are: Ronda Rousey Caroline Wozniacki The pictures are: Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Visit Sports Illustrated To See Everything The post Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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