We’ve seen Kendall Jenner do fashion shows and lingerie photoshoots , but now she can finally call herself a real model, because here she is doing one of the most demanding gigs in Hollywood: gas station modeling . And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Just look at that form. If you ask me, Kendall’s got a bright future ahead of her when it comes to pumping gas in tight jeans. She should really consider doing it full-time. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I like to celebrate waist to hip ratios…. It is the scientific study of how attractive a girl is….and without the waist to hip ratio…we’re just left in the dark as to whether we are fucking with the right girl…I mean is she at her maximum waist to hip ratio that represents femininity…or am i just some kind of closet case homo with a girl who although her big tits and round ass…don’t have that waistline that defines her as a woman… I don’t like to celebrate anything and everything Kardashian, which I want to make clear I am not doing, I just figure it would take way too much time for me to dig through the internet to find bikini pics, I mean it’s only ever 3 out of 3.5 Instagram pics being posted….but those girls are just sugar babies and aspiring models, and I’d rather showcase someone who is neither those things, but rather someone born into the most abrasive, self promoting, exposed bullshit family that someone should kill off, but we’re not as good at the fight against evil as we were during the Witch Hunts in Salam 250 years ago…we’ve gone soft as a people…and not just because we’re over exposed to porn, making this bikini pic, that 1.5 million people already “Liked” on instagram…making me obsolete….but because we don’t kill off garbage…like we probably should.. THat said, here is what’s influencing your kids..or in my case 18 year old girls I try to date because 18 year old girls are freaks. The post Kendall Jenner’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joan and Erika Smalls dealt out buckets of style, grace and life in their amazing ad for Balmain’s Fall line. You’ve probably already gotten a peak at the collection this week since Kendall and Kylie Jenner had their fans in a tizzy with their ad. That was cute or whatever. The competitive look Kendall is […]
Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner are feeling very rebellious in their latest ad campaign for PacSun. Following their creepy set of poses for the clothing brand in November of 2014, the famous sisters are now helping the brand launch its latest assortment of clothing and accessories. The following picture is on behalf of PacSun’s “Las Rebeldes” collection (that would be “the rebels” in Spanish), as the line will available exclusively at PacSun stores starting July 18. The Southwest-inspired collection features 27 new items; from mock neck sweaters to tanktops to lace shorts and much more. Impressively, the most expensive item in the collection retails at just $57. This is the second viral ad campaign for Kendall and Kylie in just a few days. Earlier this week, we shared an image of the Jenners shilling for Balmain . Click on the link above to see that grown-up photo in full view and then check out past PacSun ads featuring Kylie and Kendall below: View Slideshow: Kendall and Kylie Jenner PacSun Ads
Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news… Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird… Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other…. Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars… It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention… It’s annoying but the world is annoying.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Black but not that black but still black model Jourdan Dunn…who in case you didn’t know is some trashy UK model who is best friends with Cara Delevingne, because like Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne is the leader of her circle, friends with everyone in her lesbian, not that hot model ways… I assume this Jourdan chick is a Victoria’s Secret model, this is probably a victoria’s secret shoot, and she’s showing her tits…for a lot of fucking money…because despite what the world wants you to think…we’re not living in a racist divided society, proven in my ability to want to suck her tits… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Jourdan Dunn Bikini Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Who cares that the ESPYs happened…sports are for faggots… And I don’t mean faggot as a derogatory word to gay people… I am using it as a derogatory word for closet cases who like watching grown men play with each other…in their spare time…it’s fucking weird… You know the same kind of dude who could call a gay person a faggot…meanwhile motherfucker has wet dreams about being in the locker room with his favorite team after the big win… That said, ESPYs, an award created by ESPN, a media company paid for by advertisers…seems like a really legit award ceremony…that really means something…like the Maxim Top 100 but for sports…fuck this noise… Here are some sluts who were there, because either they fuck athletes and get herpes like Hannah Davis, are athletes who fuck Athletes until their vaginas explode like Hope Solo, or their dad’s now a woman like Kendall…and Tina Turner…. The post The ESPYS Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if watching, or documenting anything Kardashian Jenner is worth doing, but it is going on in pop-culture, and I’ve decided to write about this shit everyday, for no real reason, other than it just becoming a horrible hobby…. I do know that like Sinead O’Connor, I think this novelty act family is just representative of everything wrong in society. They are pawns who have positioned themselves to just push product, like this is a marketplace and these idiots are just the most shameless, and loud… I am confident that everything horrible, and everything great has been written about these idiots…and trying to give it more attention is a waste of time, but when a 17 year old who fucks rappers, love rappers, and thinks she’s black because she has no identity as her family abandoned her and threw money at her when they were all caught up in themselves is almost sad… But then she jacks her shorts up her ass and gets a shot from some sleazy vantage point of her on one of their expensive cars like this is a hip hop video…that I guess she aspires to star in…and I realize that in their failures and successes…this is a win. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 11, 2015 at 1:34pm PDT If you don’t like Kylie, because she’s too young and things she’s black video vixen….here’s Kendall, who thinks she’s a model.. The post Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian has eclipsed Kendall Jenner’s Instagram follower tally, but critics are accusing her of purchasing fake fans to reclaim the crown. All these years, while we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians online , we rarely think of how daunting it must be for them to keep up. Especially regarding social media followers, the pressure to stay on top has to be intense. Especially if you’re cash cow Kim Kardashian. Undeniably the most famous of her siblings, Kim has recently seen her status as most “liked” threatened by Kylie and Kendall Jenner . Not for long. The 34-year-old took to her Twitter to share news that she “woke up to over 40 million Instagram followers.” Like, OMG! That jump of over three million in one week was met with skepticism, however. Three million new people just decided to follow Kim? Kim came under fire in December when Instagram’s purge of fake accounts showed that she had more than 1.3 million bogus fans. Buying followers is a common practice for people looking to boost their totals, and is increasingly easy to do even for amateurs. Why would Special KK care about something so petty? Well … This is sort of all she does for a living. She does it well, obviously, given her immense fame and wealth, but just saying. Too many fame-hungry girls in one family? It’s not that hard to believe in other words. Says a source: “Kim has been really bothered by the fact that some of her family members, specifically Kendall, have been catching up to her.” “She’s jealous and she is not having it at all.” “Kim has made it very clear to all of her family that she will never allow any of them to have more followers than she does.” “Her jealousy,” the source adds, “is just pathetic.” That it is … and the younger ones know it. Being younger and hotter and more in touch with their fans, they needle Kim with it, too. On July 1, for example, Kendall got more likes on one photo in a single day than Kim and hubby Kanye West’s wedding photo. Jenner even wrote, “Take That KimYe!” Kim’s follower bump was swift retribution … so swift, it’s a little fishy, especially when you look at the numbers a little deeper. Going back to 2007, no one in the family has added more than 1 million followers to Instagram or Twitter in a one-month span. Considering that this is 2015, the number of new users just getting into these networks has to be dwindling, not growing, right? Makes you think. Says the family insider: “Kim just buys anything she wants and her social status is not something that she is ever going to be willing to compromise.” Consider the gauntlet thrown down, girls. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown
Kim Kardashian has eclipsed Kendall Jenner’s Instagram follower tally, but critics are accusing her of purchasing fake fans to reclaim the crown. All these years, while we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians online , we rarely think of how daunting it must be for them to keep up. Especially regarding social media followers, the pressure to stay on top has to be intense. Especially if you’re cash cow Kim Kardashian. Undeniably the most famous of her siblings, Kim has recently seen her status as most “liked” threatened by Kylie and Kendall Jenner . Not for long. The 34-year-old took to her Twitter to share news that she “woke up to over 40 million Instagram followers.” Like, OMG! That jump of over three million in one week was met with skepticism, however. Three million new people just decided to follow Kim? Kim came under fire in December when Instagram’s purge of fake accounts showed that she had more than 1.3 million bogus fans. Buying followers is a common practice for people looking to boost their totals, and is increasingly easy to do even for amateurs. Why would Special KK care about something so petty? Well … This is sort of all she does for a living. She does it well, obviously, given her immense fame and wealth, but just saying. Too many fame-hungry girls in one family? It’s not that hard to believe in other words. Says a source: “Kim has been really bothered by the fact that some of her family members, specifically Kendall, have been catching up to her.” “She’s jealous and she is not having it at all.” “Kim has made it very clear to all of her family that she will never allow any of them to have more followers than she does.” “Her jealousy,” the source adds, “is just pathetic.” That it is … and the younger ones know it. Being younger and hotter and more in touch with their fans, they needle Kim with it, too. On July 1, for example, Kendall got more likes on one photo in a single day than Kim and hubby Kanye West’s wedding photo. Jenner even wrote, “Take That KimYe!” Kim’s follower bump was swift retribution … so swift, it’s a little fishy, especially when you look at the numbers a little deeper. Going back to 2007, no one in the family has added more than 1 million followers to Instagram or Twitter in a one-month span. Considering that this is 2015, the number of new users just getting into these networks has to be dwindling, not growing, right? Makes you think. Says the family insider: “Kim just buys anything she wants and her social status is not something that she is ever going to be willing to compromise.” Consider the gauntlet thrown down, girls. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown
