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Kevin Smith — Southwest Thinks I’m Fat

Kevin Smith was thrown off a Southwest Airlines flight yesterday for being a “safety risk” — a polite way of saying he was deemed too fat to fly. Smith was flying from Oakland to Burbank and was, according to his own tweets, already seated and ready … Permalink

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Kate Moss has Model Genes of the Day

Kate Moss has this thing going for her that I can only really explain as model genes, because no matter how many cocks she’s swallowed in her big fat pussy, no matter how many herpes outbreaks she’s had that have gone untreated only to scab and scar her pussy up, no matter how many other STDs she’s had along the way thanks to fucking the dirtiest needle sharing rockstars, no matter how many genital warts have gone undetected due to neglect that have turned into pre-cancerous cells and no matter how many showers she’s skipped in a row making her pussy smell like a sewage pipe…she’s still Kate Moss and she’s still fucking hot…. Pics via Bauer

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Brooke Burns in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

The one thing that you’ll like about Brooke Burns, I mean other than the fact that she has a pussy and pussy is all you really care about because you rarely get to touch one, is the fact that she’s half robot, and as a virin loser comic book fan of Kevin Smith, a feature your dream girl has had since you were an action figure collecting 24 year old because she broke her neck swimming and has a neck made out of titanium which surprisingly appeals to me, not because I like robot women or sci fi like you, but I do like the crippled ones with serious injuries, who can predict the rain based on how much range of motion her neck has when sucking dick to the top, something that I guess she’s had limited capabilities to do because she’s pretty much a nobody now…. Pics via Bauer

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Kevin Smith’s Tweet-A-Thon: The Top 10

While shamelessly promoting his new book, director posts 700 Twitter updates over 24 hours. By Eric Ditzian Kevin Smith Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images On Tuesday morning (September 8), after a 24-hour marathon stunt of constant updates to his Twitter account, Kevin Smith’s Labor Day experiment in the limits of shameless self-promotion via social networking drew to a close

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Harvey Weinstein: Sad, Senile, Barely Surviving The Next Big Thing

Or so goes today’s lacerating NYT piece on The Weinstein Company ‘s fate, “The Weinsteins Scamble to Regain a Golden Touch in Hollywood.” Like old Miramax films, it’s juicy, exciting, illuminating, and troubling. It also lays their survival strategy bare.

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